12: HER CATS ARE TALKING TO YOU…AND YOU AIN’T EVEN DRUNK OR STONED YET

11: HER HAIR IS SO LONG THAT WHILE YOU WERE TRIMMING THE HEDGES, YOU ACCIDENTALLY
CUT OFF HER MILE LONG PIG TAILS.

10: MOST OF YOUR NEIGHBORS TAKE AN EARLY MORNING JOG…..WHEN EVER SHE TAKES AN EARLY MORNING RUN…IT’S USUALLY FOLLOWED BY A GIGANTIC MONSTER CHASING AFTER HER

9: MOST NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS BREAK YOUR WINDOW BY HITTING A BASEBALL THROUGH IT…YOUR WINDOWS AND HOUSE GET BOMBARDED WITH FIREBALLS!

8: SHE INSISTS SHE’S STILL A VIRGIN. YET WANTS YOU TO BABYSIT HER BRATTY 10 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER FROM THE FUTURE

7: WHEN DISCUSSING POLITICS SHE RUNS OFF: “THOSE BASTARDS AT NASA DEMOTED MY FRIEND PLUTO DOWN TO A DWARF PLANET…..DISCRIMINATION!!!”

6: MIRRORS BREAK FREQUENTLY DUE TO HER HIGH PITCHED SCREAMS!!! (AUDIO)

5: YOU KEEP TRYING TO ASK EITHER HER OR HER HOT ATTRACTIVE GIRLFRIENDS OUT, BUT SHE INSISTS YOU DATE HER MORE DORKIER FRIEND “MOLLY”

4: DURING THE NEIGHBORHOOD YARD SALE SHE’S GETTING RID OF HER OLD JUNK, AND BY OLD JUNK I MEAN “GOLDEN SEPTORS, RED RUBY’S AND ETERNAL MILLENIUM CRYSTALS”

3: SOME PEOPLE WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO THEIR FRONT LAWN BEING LITTERED WITH
TOILET PAPER…YOU WAKE UP IN THE MORNING TO THE CARCUS OF A DEAD TENTACLE MONSTER
ON YOUR FRONT LAWN!

2: AT 3 IN THE MORNING YOU ARE AWAKENED BY A MYSTERIOUS MAN IN A MASK, TOP HAT, AND NOTHING ELSE SAYING, “HEY BABY…I’VE MISSED YOU SO BADLY……..” YOU TURN ON THE LIGHTS HE SAYS, “HOLY SHIT! OH $%#@ I’M SOOOO SORRY!
I’M IN THE WRONG HOUSE!”

AND THE NUMBER 1 SIGN THAT YOUR NEIGHBOR THE GIRL NEXT DOOR IS A SAILOR SCOUT

1: SOME PERVS LIKE TO STARE AT THE GIRL NEXT DOOR CHANGING CLOTHES THROUGH THE WINDOW…YOUR GIRL NEXT DOOR SAYS IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, “YOU DON’T MIND IF I CHANGE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW DO YA?”

YYYAAAAAAHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

JUST WHEN I GOT FINISHED TRANSLATING PEARL JAM!

THANK YOU BLACK DOG! THANK YOU! FOR NOT QUITTING!

AWESOME THIS ONE HAS ALL THE SAILOR SCOUTS!!!

YEAHHHH WHOOOO!!!

In a nutshell, HENTAI RULES!!! ^_^