Just a bit of talking :) 
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8 November 2008
(20 votes, average: 4.45 out of 5) Loading ...I take a break to speak about various things, to give news, etcetera…
First, the news : I don’t know if you noticed, but I revamped the archives, the “Complete List Of Everything Available” page, to make it more user-friendly, and I added a new sorting category, the “Complete English Mangas” section. In my opinion, entirely translated complete mangas are the best thing there is in hentai, so I try to help you guys find it 
Second, about helping Hentairules : I don’t know if my recent shares pleased more people than usual, but I received a heart-warming amount of emails from people willing to say thanks and help in a way if it was possible, even if they couldn’t donate money. Thanks !
If you want, there’s a very simple way : do you see the 2 “thanks if you click these 2 sponsors” pictures, around the upper-right column ? They link to this page and this page. These are 2 sponsors that count the number of visitors I send them. Clicking them from times to times will be a nice bonus already
I didn’t suggest you click on the ads because 1) they pay crap anyway, 2) click incitation is forbidden, and 3) half of these ads pay on the number of views, not on the number of clicks 
Another note, Kusanyagi, a friendly translator, needs support for his Golden Stage translation project, I already helped a bit, if you are interested too and you want to read the rest of this manga, take a look at that page, he has made it a donator project, thanks 
- I’ll talk more about it in a close future.
Easter egg : I’ll give free temporary Gold accounts for depositfiles, the links will be in my posts…
Lastly, I’m certain I saw, somewhere on the internet, a few months ago, a page listing the laws of hentai, a bit like the laws of anime. My google and yahoo searches failed to find it. Is there any chance you’d know where to find it ?
Otherwise, we could write one ourselves, if you can imagine convincing and funny laws of hentai, add them in a comment
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on November 8th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
I may as well start copying and pasting two laws I wrote recently :
- all men caught watching porn or masturbating by a woman will be punished, the woman considering that giving a memorable sexual experience is a punition
- if you’re caught by a sibling sniffing her panties, you two are going to fuck together in the next minute
on November 8th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/lemonlaws
one minor request would it be possible to trim the filename lengths a bit one i’m trying to extract is taking 216 of the 260 allowed characters for a total file name
on November 8th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
I’ll check that link, Juenger, thanks
About the file length, my habit has been not to care about it anymore, ever since I went for Linux seven years ago I gave up on long-named “home” folders, as well as trying to have it closest to root as possible, it made my life easier.
As a result, now, ALL my important folders are at the root of my hard disks when that’s possible, I kept the habit.
on November 8th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
From your link :
“All girls who are virgins will think their male counterpart’s penis is “the biggest they’ve ever seen!” Since they’re virgins, this is probably true. This, of course, still doesn’t detract from how stupid it sounds. ”
LOL, it’s so true ^_^
on November 8th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
If there are ANY characters, at ANY time, in ANY series, THEY WILL HAVE SEX! i laughed.
on November 8th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
http://thev0id.com/showthread.php?t=3901
I found this by googling “The Laws of Hentai”.
It has 50 of em listed.
on November 9th, 2008 at 1:59 am
Sometimes, i wonder if i can get tired of it…
it´s quite rare to find some hentai with doesn´t apply those laws.
on November 9th, 2008 at 5:38 am
a. All girls who aren’t virgins will have more experience than a Times Square hooker.
On the floor dead
on November 9th, 2008 at 7:59 am
“The quiet ones will drug you and fuck you out of your tiny little mind.”
“Rape victims fall in love with their attackers.”
“The cuter things get the higher the probability of being raped by hairy fat men and tentacles”
“If it’s weird it will get weirder”
“Any and all tits miraculously defie gravity but not the laws of kinetic motion.”
“All pussies are the tightest they’ve ever had even one of a 40 year old mother of 4.”
“In the end rape is always good.”
“Butt sex and anal stimulation causes miraculous orgasms.”
“Men have greater stamina than a jack russel terrier hopped up on viagra.”
“An unwilling gangbagee will alwways become a sex obssesed hyper sexual whore.”
“In twosome, threesome, and foursome couples, all characters always manage to orgasm at the same time.”
“Monster cocks are more common than you think.”
“Female virgins do the mattress mombo like a sailor on shore leave after 2 years at sea.”
“Virgins bleed like their being boned with a metal rasp.”
“Men can consistently fill coffee cups with their cum in one go.”
“First timers are remarkably relaxed and are more than capable of having a 6cm in diameter schlong shoved in them that induces immediate orgasms.”
on November 9th, 2008 at 2:26 pm
I found these, may as well share them
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/lemonlaws
And keep up the good work (ou comme on dit par ici continue comme ça ^_^ )
on November 9th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
oops didn’t read the previous comment carefully enough, just ignore the above post :p
on November 9th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Well, the most basic rule in hentai is when you climax one of the followings will occure:
1. Your genitals become invisible so you’ll be able to see the inner parts of the girl’s.
2. Her upper skin layers will mysteriously disappear so you’ll have a nice view of you shooting your load into her.
Winning formula.
on November 10th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
119 things you learn from anime:
http://www.warez-bb.org/viewtopic.php?t=1740442&highlight=
1.
War sucks.
2.
You CAN have too many women.
3.
Smart people wear glasses.
4.
Music foreshadows plot.
5.
The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you’ll get.
6.
(Inversely, the harder you try, the less you’ll get.)
7.
When you die, make a long speech, and don’t finish the last sentence.
8.
Snow means love.
9.
The best teams come in fives.
10.
In space, you can hear everything.
11.
There’s always room for flashbacks!
12.
When in China, listen to your tour guide.
13.
The good guy always has the BLUE glow.
14.
Speak quietly, pilot a big mech.
15.
Believe in goddesses.
16.
Teachers have excellent aim with small objects.
17.
Vengeance with a mallet is the sweetest revenge of all.
18.
Honor is sexy; villainy is irresistible.
19.
Women are attracted to losers; men are attracted to ANYTHING.
20.
The coolest weapon is still the sword.
21.
The hero is never really mad until they hurt his girlfriend.
22.
Female androids are sexy; male androids are….male androids.
23.
The green-haired alien girl will always betray her people for the man she loves.
24.
School uniforms are cool only when the collar is open.
25.
A show without sexual tension isn’t worth watching.
26.
Love knows no race, species, or logic.
27.
If it’s homemade but tastes bad, grin and bury it (discreetly).
28.
Never trust a huge corporation.
29.
Romance never comes simpler than in a triangle.
30.
Never fall for the girl who names her mech with a French name.
31.
Never fall in love with a psychic.
32.
You can never have too much hair.
33.
Sweating is a sure sign of stress.
34.
Daydreaming leads to accidents.
35.
Everyone wants to conquer Japan.
36.
The cute, fuzzy creature isn’t what it seems.
37.
Cherry blossoms mean nostalgia.
38.
Always take gravity into account.
39.
Settings and faces are self-generating.
40.
Losing your temper can be therapeutic.
41.
There’s nothing sexier than high heels on a mech.
42.
You can never have too many subplots.
43.
If she sings, she’s doomed.
44.
You always remember the sad endings.
45.
Double suicide is romantic.
46.
Outrageous vehicles only make the hero cooler.
47.
Nothing delays romance like unruly neighbors.
48.
Fancy ice cream is for girls only.
49.
The most virtuous character will die.
50.
Hot water has innumerable benefits.
51.
No matter how much blood is lost, no one can die by a nosebleed.
52.
(The same theory above applies to vomiting.)
53.
The girl with the curly hair is always the seductress.
54.
If a sister falls in love with her brother, somewhere down the line you will discover that they’re not blood related.
55.
The guy in the baseball cap is always more powerful than he seems.
56.
All demons/monsters have enormous genitalia.
57.
All young children can pilot mecha, you just need to give them a few days.
58.
It is possible to incorporate martial arts into any aspect of life.
59.
All high school kids in Japan have parents that are away on extended business trips.
60.
The oldest sister is the nice one, the youngest sister is the brash one.
61.
You can do anything to the human body as long as you hit the right pressure point.
62.
Consuming enormous amounts of alcohol daily will never have ill effects.
63.
All major villains either want to take over the world or blow it up.
64.
When someone paints up their face, they mean business.
65.
Everyone in Japan has excellent singing voices.
66.
No matter how many times you rebuild, Tokyo keeps getting destroyed in a massive fireball.
67.
The martial arts expert is always defenseless against a slap from the girl who loves him.
68.
TAKAHASHI’S LAW 1: Food is a powerful motivator.
69.
When women are sent out to fight the bad guys, there’s always a hunk busily watching over them, often in secret.
70.
The longer it takes to say what your punch is called, the less effective it is.
71.
“Baka” does not mean a student going for his baccalaureate degree.
72.
The more possessive a woman gets, the less likely she will end up with the man of her dreams.
73.
TAKAHASHI’S LAW 2: The two-foot-tall old geezer is someone to be feared.
74.
No matter how big the mech/labor/mobile suit is, if it runs around the corner, the guy chasing it loses the trail.
75.
Extraterrestrial, demons, time travelers, etc. all want to alter the course of history by letting Oda Nobunaga win.
76.
The fate of the planet rests in the hands of the seemingly normal high school student.
77.
The heroine must shred her clothes while transforming into something to fight the bad guys.
78.
True evil can never be destroyed, only banished to some nether realm where it awakes after a few hundred years.
79.
TAKAHASHI’S LAW 3: When being hit on the head, it’s the most natural thing in the world to tuck your third and fourth fingers in while keeping the others extended.
80.
Even the bravest souls can be made weak and helpless by the sight of a cute little puppy or kitten.
81.
Never love a Gundam pilot : you’re just destined for disappointment (or a funeral).
82.
All persons under the age of 50 can do a ten foot vertical jump from a standing position.
83.
Never trust a guy with shiny teeth
84.
ESP causes more trouble than it solves
85.
The vampire isn’t _always_ the bad guy
86.
Nice things can come out of video stores that appear from nowhere
87.
Idiot captains win battles against impossible odds
88.
Order takeout at every opportunity–you might get lucky with a wrong number.
89.
The police are never anywhere there is a large amount of property damage.
90.
All high school principals in Japan are clinically insane.
91.
All people with esper powers give off multicolored auras.
92.
Just about any outer space villain has his sights set on destroying the Earth.
93.
(in conjunction with #92) No other planet in the universe will be able to stop said villain except the Earth.
94.
Any character can make a leap of 300 ft or more if given a good running start.
95.
A samurai sword can cut through anything.
96.
All characters over the age of 60 shrink in height in direct proportion to their age.
97.
When uncovering a fabulous treasure, the thing will be large enough to completely destroy any surrounding structures.
98.
TAKAHASHI’S LAW #4: An anti-climax is a good climax.
99.
Anime villians have the best deaths.
100.
Any love interest will always be possesed by a demon.
101.
Mallets can be stored anywhere on anybody.
102.
If the anime has the word “idol” in the title, then you know that it has to be good.
103.
Takada Yumi really does sing that bad, and people still buy her CDs.
104.
If you make enough porno movies, eventually you can get famous enough to star in commercials. “Iijima Ai desu! ‘Manga manga no mori mori!!’”
105.
There is no such thing as a public anime showing without heckling.
106.
You can spot how popular a show is by looking at the number of H doujinshi it has.
107.
The smartest people on r.a.a. never post, which is why the conference’s overall IQ is so low.
108.
If the lyrics to the OP song are printed on the screen, then you’re watching a show that’s not for your age group.
109.
The sexiest girls are drawn by artists whose last names start with “U”.
110.
The English words in Jpop songs are put there only because they sound good, since they don’t make any sense with the rest of the lyrics.
111.
If you post on the MLs more than Hitoshi does, then you probably post too much.
112.
The hero always loses the first fight with a new enemy.
113.
The guys with two earrings are from the Negaverse.
114.
Don’t trust the guys with two earrings.
115.
Any truly evil person who changes sides for the woman he loves will die in that episode.
116.
You CAN do it, but only when it’s funny or REALLY important.
117.
You can never have too many carrots.
118.
Hair comes in every shade of the rainbow - and we do mean pink, purple, blue, green….
119.
The song “Cry Me a River” takes on a whole new meaning.
on November 11th, 2008 at 4:32 am
“If there is a quiet, shy character in the series, she will follow a similar path as the sexually repressed character. However, if a boy is shy and quiet, he will have a large penis.”
“Anal sex will always result in the boy’s penis coming out sparkling clean, and often smelling of perfume.”
“All girls involved in a threesome will 69. This isn’t just a law, it’s a rule.”
LOL
on December 9th, 2008 at 7:34 am
Lol, I think it seems fitting that a website called “Hentai Rules” should have an official webpage listing all rules of Hentai.