Various subjects, a bit of porn, of rant, but not of hentai, though

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By Oliver AKA The Admin on 14 comments
in Categories: Just Talking
Tags: comedy

Today, I’ve had a lot of time to spare, so I managed to prepare my posts in advance.I’m still posting them at the usual time, but at least I’ve had a 100% leisure-dedicated evening before ^^

The reason ? Some anon imbeciles tried to break in my shop at some time during yesterday night (IRL I’m a shop manager, selling babycare products), and even though they didn’t succeed, the lock opening the entry to my shop is entirely destroyed and will take two days to be replaced, so for the moment nobody can enter my shop except me, using a path no custumer would be able to follow (through the other side of the block, and so on, and so on).
Accountancy, preparing shipments and various chores didn’t take all day, so I had free time to kill.
This is so stupid I don’t manage to feel pissed off, I see imbeciles of this caliber like a rare climatic catastrophe : shit happens.
Mind you, maybe, if I had the persons responsible for this in front of me and there was an iron pipe in my hands, I might react differently.
End of the long story.

Update one day later : need to kill, here’s why :mad:

Now, another thing, two funny vaguely porn and non-hentai videos, if you’re interested :)
– Headphones were a REALLY bad idea
– Handy guide for becoming a porn actress

– Update : I forgot, I wanted to place a musical recommendation. Have you heard of Fanfarlo ? Try their CD, Reservoir, it can be listened online for free (and legally ^^) at Deezer.
My favorites are the tracks 4, 6 and 12, I like this group a lot, maybe you will like it too :)

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Wadowce
Wadowce
13 years ago

Wow, that was some good luck! Not having them break into your business, that is. For skilled lock-breakers, time is their worst enemy, specially if the so mentioned door has various security locks. Old german technology is always good! Anyway, good thing nothing happened, I´m glad. Not much people in my country has that luck though (This coming from someone who lives in the second most dangerous city in the world!). Greetings!

gatts
gatts
13 years ago

maybe you can run electricity through the door knob so if anyone try to mess with it get the shock of his life:p:p good thing you are okay buddy that is the most important thing.

OrcoFeroz
OrcoFeroz
13 years ago

I bet that ass get a ticket for jail so soon, its only matter of time, i hope all be fine now

threetwo
13 years ago

great clips. It were really funny

alvaro3173
13 years ago

Thanks for the videos, Oliver. I hope everything is back to normal soon, man.
See ya, XD.

Zathael
13 years ago

Sorry to hear about the attempted robbery, but I have to say, who the fark tries to rob a store that sells baby products? Someone was *way* too farking wasted on drugs/alcohol. Glad to hear that they didn't get in, hope you can get things back to normal soon.

Nik
Nik
13 years ago

Dang , those videos has to be te funnest things I have seen in some time :) , btw, if you already have video surveillance of the shop entrance I would suggest a big "This shop has video surveillance" sticker on the door, and if you don't I'd still put it there if it's not illegal x)

Hxxx
Hxxx
13 years ago

That guy must be pretty desperate to rob a baby goods store….. I hope you won't have to experience such things again. As for the clips, those are really funny.

Theory
Theory
13 years ago

Glad to hear nothing major happened to your store and that you are safe. Also those videos were very funny ^_^

Cthulhu
Cthulhu
13 years ago

Shame on the vomiters!!
Made to kill laughing those videos!! really entertaining…

skyboy
skyboy
13 years ago

cannot listen to the music, because no access from my country of residence.

vtranslanka
13 years ago

Idle curiosity, but who is that girl in that hilarious 'instructional' vid? Wang Chompers! LOL

Darren
Darren
13 years ago

Well, considering the economy (I've recently got a job as a cashier) and if you can buy with with no questions asked, then the robbers would have made a profit if they had been able to get into your store.

Of course, they could have driven a stolen garbage truck right into your store–a favorate tactic of robbers who like to break into Sporting Goods stores here.

As for the Vomit on the door, just be thankful it wasn't crap.

Also, does anyone here know hod to code and build in MUD/MUCK programming? It's for a RPG Start-up I'm with.

Darren