Tales from Chaos Country
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Loading...Like most primates, I will experience a huge feeling of distress and disorientation, very close to panic actually, when my surroundings, especially my den, turn to chaos.
And now, it’s time to mention my wife’s going through her biennal tradition of deciding to totally rearrange everything around the house. She’ll move ALL the freaking furniture, replacing a part of it (50% this year). That implies emptying everything until new locations have been assigned.
This year’s specials also include repainting the walls showing age, and fixing sort of rails for curtains and suspensions for paintings.
Could that be genetic ? I can’t name a single male interested in redecorating and moving furniture, but I can name around me at least a dozen women who made it a hobby ¬_¬
In short, it’s fucking chaos at home, and I’m starting feeling like throwing myself through a window, this really ain’t the atmosphere for me -_-
I miraculously found time to prepare two hentai shares (heck, it was the most pleasurable activity of the day !), but I had to do it faster than of usual, sorry about that 
i feel you oliver most women in my family has that hobby too
i hope you survive this chaotic age in your home :p
me mum did the same thing, except it was mostly in the garden… which was perfectly fine, but my mum (an extreme perfectionist) prefers to plant an assortment of plant… and basically demanded me n my bro to do unnecessary work… as for the furniture at home, she wanted to do the same until my Dad tells her not to do useless shit (right at her face)…
Oliver, bonne chance, survis, sinon, y'auras bien moins de bras musclé dans le monde(Je laisse deviner pourquoi) et si tu as déjà passer au travers la première fois(tu sembles parler que c'est pas la première au moins) alors tu peux survivre celle-ci.
Gambatte!
Et pas besoin de mettre des mise à jours de 4 trucs chaque jour, les gens(Pour pas dire gars) comprendront j'en suis sûr.
my mom tend to change the position of everything inside my room, and i, always without fail, ask her WHY WHY WHY did she do it without asking me
I feel your pain. . A man once told me that he thought we were all married to the same woman, they just looked different. He may have been right. : )
Women are all the same, they just live in diferent addressess and look diferent. It's a genetic thing, believe me. After the second try I just gave up and settled with the second.
And with "try" I mean married. Not counting the girlfriends or fiancées (3). Heh.
I am male and I quite like rearranging my room!
Changing furniture around may be a preference thing that is tied to personality.perhaps similar to a preference thing for a person that faps to hentai….
u do until u find the perfect setup. and then u stop. women don't. they do that because they get bored with their lives. we don't. we always have something awesome to do. they don't. plus they don't do it with their own money. they use yours. they also use your muscles. which brings us to the second reason they do this for. can u guess what that is? no worries I'll tell u. it's because they like to boss around males. so u see it's all pleasure for them and no pleasure for the male. thk f**k I'm living all by myself. since I left my last girlfriend life just got so incredibly awesome that I can't believe it myself.
Lol, be careful to not be thrown away with the old stuff! ^^'
Hey, as long as she doesn't decide to re-arrange her whole life and throw away and "old" husband for a new one
Thats why you got laid 3 times a day on vacation! Payback is a bitch
I'm a guy and I like to rearrange and clean my place on a regular basis. There is no such thing as a perfect arrangement in my eyes what way work at one time doesn't work another. Plus mixing things up is nice having things always be the same isn't really much fun. Also finding ways to improve what you've already done is always interesting.
Good luck!!!!
I hope you will survive that chaos and then be able to do your (hentai) job
Never understood that. I lived in my place in the same way for 4 years. My fiance moved in with me a year ago and the place has been changed 3 times. Guess who does all the heavy lifting.
Maybe she's just more into atmosphere then you are when it comes to furniture and arrangements :D.
I personally don't give a damn about atmosphere, as long as the way the furniture's arranged is useful.
I fee your pain. May you get through this hardship unscathed. XD
Welcome to MARRIED LIFE, Oliver! lol
My wife does that "Flight of the Bumblebee"-thing too…
As a side note–just so you know what I go through:
I go out sometimes–during my walks or running errands–and I come home and the house is CLEAN. (Which translates to: "Can't find my shit that was sitting there before.")
Oftentimes, my wife is the middle of a cleaning frenzy and I'm caught up in the hurricane. Translation: "Say the wrong thing during this time, and have your nuts cut off." :o
Thank heavens I'm still single just for this…
It's not just women who do this men do it as well. My husband and I just moved into a new place not to long ago and he was the one who arranged everything with how he wanted it at the time. Now he is thinking about moving things around again. XD
good luck with that oliver ^^