Two small things :)

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By Oliver (AKA the Admin) on 56 comments
in Categories: Just Talking
Tags: comedy

Life is a bit hectic on my side (less paying work lately, fucking crisis, kids taking more and more time with school and the rest and growing a bit rebellious, the megaupload shutdown’s aftermath leaving a field of ruins, siiiiiiiiiiigh), but I try to keep on smiling. I must say I still manage to, partly thanks to the fact I’m so glad to have Hentairules.net, and to know it pleases a good number of people, reading the comments makes me glad (sorry I don’t respond to everyone, time runs too fast !), also because I feel like I belong to a cool community with good people  :)

Two things struck me lately, I’m just noting them, it would have been too bad to miss them.

If you have some time to waste, scroll down to read the rest of this post, if you just want more pr0n, move on ! ;)

First, this hilarious picture coming from 4chan. I’ve been sent it many times in the past months, and every time I view it, I end up howling with laughter. Thanks to all the persons who sent it to me :)
(click to enlarge)

I recognized 3 dialogues only, shame.
And you ? :D

Second, the number of comments in reaction to Tachibana San’s Circumstances With A Man, by MTSP.
Over 100 comments were posted in less than 24 hours.
Oh my god.

Seeing this, I realize I was much less traumatized than the average Hentairules visitor (I’m growing immune, most likely), I apologize about it for not issuing a clear enough warning.
However, on the other hand, I hope that you guys will take the time to at least quickly scan my descriptions in the future ;) It may see paradoxical, but a good number of my descriptions are meant to help you decide not to download something, you know ^^ I hate wasting time and bandwidth on things I end up not liking, I try to keep that in memory when making descriptions, to help you avoid the same annoyances.

Enough talking, good day to everyone ! :)

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@GarettGk
12 years ago

I LOLed Hard with the picture xD thx

lolwut
lolwut
12 years ago

HAHA~ IM FLOATING ON COCKS, thats hilarious

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy
12 years ago
Reply to  lolwut

I laughed at that one. A lot of the others had me staring at the screen like O_o though.

iceacolyte
iceacolyte
12 years ago

Oliver, on a side note.
Seems like FileServe is back up. Is this the case?
I was randomly searching for a manga – Cutie Lips – of course this is my first stop, and found that the file is still downloadable from your link.
Are your files all available? Or did someone fixed the link?

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  iceacolyte

HurpDurp is fixing tons of links, bless him :)

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
12 years ago

Right now I wanna fix the redirection pages before going back and fixing all of the links. What with cyber lockers closing (or banning whole countries) every day and all.

Nebula Flare
Nebula Flare
12 years ago

im sorry but i had to laugh at the comments on tachibana san's circumstances cause i was reading your descriptions and was saying meh i'll give it a look but before i did i read the comments. Just shows not all people read first, fap later its pretty funny but it was still an amazing piece of artwork to say the least.

Acefantastic23
Acefantastic23
12 years ago

That is truly Hilarious! and Kudos to those who caught those quotes! lol

princeheir
princeheir
12 years ago

"Second, the number of comments in reaction to Tachibana San’s Circumstances With A Man, by MTSP.
Over 100 comments were posted in less than 24 hours.
Oh my god."

well we were waiting some new works for awhile :D

Allen
Allen
12 years ago

Tachibana is a morally corrupting story… makes me shudder.

Allen
Allen
12 years ago
Reply to  Allen

And uh, hang in there Oliver. If you need donations I'm sure… well maybe you'll get some.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  Allen

Donations are good and all, but it's only me receiving without giving back, it's one-sided, I don't like the idea too much. I'd rather give back in exchange of a donation, and have it make my blog works better in the process, making it protected from the eternal problem of dead links.

Rather than that, I'm seriously investigating the "my own file host" idea, which would accept payments.

A problem arised, offering free downloads (to non-paying members) would turn it into a technical nightmare, with the risk of the server exploding from demand (so to say) and making costs explode too.

Maybe the "my own file host" will be only for paid downloads, and on the other hand I'll still offer alternative zip links for those who don't want to chip in (heck, I'd be one of those persons if it were another site)…

And then, to take paypal and credit card payments on a cms, disclosing my personal information seems to be required, and I hate that idea…

Investigating…

Allen
Allen
12 years ago

Well, to rationalize it, you would continue to post hentai… donation repaid I guess.

If you need help, I can help re-up some old manga to MF… my account uncannily keeps files forever.

And I would advise against the whole "own file sharing thing." We've talked about it before, but Caska at HFH tried it and it didn't go too well…

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  Allen

Would you know why it didn't work for Caska ?

Allen
Allen
12 years ago

You know. I'll go ask him when he posts some new stuff. He generally doesn't reply though.

I'm assuming:

People abused the free direct download links (they definitely did… fast and free download)

The payment system didn't work out too well. He used some funky service I think.

Technical issues. Once when the servers started breaking links and people started complaining… he fixed it. Once. Twice. A few more times. Then gave up. Too much work I think.

codygotkilld
codygotkilld
12 years ago

I know this is off topic but I was just wondering if you have checked this out Oliver. I've been browsing akiba-online and found a site called slingfile.com and it seems to be working just fine for me. I don't know if you will get paid for each download, but it seems to be a good file host.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
12 years ago
Reply to  codygotkilld

Doesn't seem like they pay you.

codygotkilld
codygotkilld
12 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

I see, guess I'll continue to download a bunch of untranslated doujins for the hell of it. I might not understand Japanese, but I have a good idea what te general conversations seem to be.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
12 years ago

Not to mention Paypal doesn't allow adult sites in anyway to use it's payment processor. (They also don't allow using their processor with any site that has to do with copyright infringement, but let's ignore that for now.)

As for using real information… You could always lie about your name and address. All you need is a legit bank account (that doesn't even need to have any money in it), they don't check names and address with banks (they obviously do with credit cards, however).

ret
ret
12 years ago

about comments in Tachibana San’s Circumstances With A Man, by MTSP……
many people might hate this manga,but I sure hope to see more of the series….
so I hope you will post it when you have it….

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  ret

I'll post it if more comes.

As long as I give proper warnings, I definitely think it's worth reading for the persons digging the theme.

orcoferoz
orcoferoz
12 years ago

Ur descriptions of the manga hentai its one of the best i ever read, u speak about the art, scenario and evolucion of the main character in the manga, tx Mr.Oliver

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  orcoferoz

Haha, you're welcome ^^

Schuyler Thorpe
12 years ago

I think in the four years that I've followed you, Oliver, less than 0.0016% of your offerings have been either classified by my logic drive (i.e.: my brain) as being "too weird for my tastes" and "Holy shit! What the fuck were they thinking?!?"

But I've kept no less than 99.97% of your mangas on GBs of backup discs–safely stored away from evil hamster henchmen, the US government, and of course…Fandango. (Cause you may never know when the movie industry might swipe something from you!)

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago

That makes me wonder what the 0.03% might be ;)

Azimuth
12 years ago

Yeah, I tend to read the descriptions before randomly downloading anything. I can generally tell whether it's gonna be a manga I like from what you say so… Here's to the blind masses that don't know how to read a lil. Maybe you'll think about it next time, lol

Cento
Cento
12 years ago

It's not a shame at all that you only recognize three of them, Oliver. You forget that /a/ likes to troll people with loli. So a lot of those probably come from lolishit hentai.

Zayras
Zayras
12 years ago

All I can say is THANKS!!! Been visiting since 08 and I'm also a sucker for vanilla stories. So your descrition are most of the time priceless. I think I recognized like 4

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  Zayras

4 ? I'm beaten :D

hoccus
hoccus
12 years ago

Well, if I haven't said it before, I'll say it again, thank you Oliver for this site, your main catch for me is the effort you put into descriptions and the occasional hilarious bonus pics. I know your always short on time, and may not be able to share everyday, but I wouldn't mind if you skipped every second day or so, so you can get some relaxation (unless you count this as relaxation). Being able to manage work, family, social life and this site is truly herculean! KUDOS

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  hoccus

Haha, thanks ^^

Actually, Hentairules IS relaxation. It makes me feel good in so many ways. Better than a shrink, and instead of ruining me, it makes a bit of beer money. Daily life is so grim, hentairules is a bit my shiny place in which I can feel good.

hoccus
hoccus
12 years ago

That's great, although it was kinda useless of me asking you if this counted as relaxation cos if it wasn't then you probably wouldn't have made this site =p. HERPDERP. It's funny, you telling people in the future to take a quick look at your descriptions for warnings, in my case, your descriptions are the best part of your shares, if there were none, I probably wouldn't see this site as any different to other hentai sharing sites.

Perplex
Perplex
12 years ago

Wow, the amount of non-Vanilla stories that have really good art is tremendous in Hentai. See almost everything ShindoL has made. I'm genuinely surprised that so many people don't read Oliver's descriptions. They're practically a requirement for navigating the minefield. Unless you're the type that downloads and reads everything under the sun. But you should have some pretty thick skin if you do that.

BTW if it isn't apparent, I enjoy reading your comments on the things you post, Oliver. Keep on smiling, dude.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  Perplex

okay : :)

aredale79
aredale79
12 years ago

I love circle MTSP. It's just that I cannot accept the 'cliffhanger' ending, that's what been bothering me a lot after reading it. I need a closure lol. Unless the mangaka have a plan for sequel. Also this is the first time for me to have anxiety attack, depression, trembling of the heart and frustration although I read a lot of NTR manga before this. So yeah this is the best masterpiece from MTSP to the hentai world, until the next comiket.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  aredale79

Me, I simply thought it was a tankoubon :-/

jaylou1010
jaylou1010
12 years ago

I recognized two quotes from the pic. The "Global Warming" one from the Oreimo doujin and the "Cow's can get pregnant?" one from Milk Party.

T. Starrk
T. Starrk
12 years ago

I recognized 3 quotes after looking through it once. "PLEASE DON'T WATCH ME CUM WHILE I SPRAY PEE OUT OF MY ASS!" is from Gorgeous Takarada's "Cannon Sensei Tobashisugi", "Now that I actually came in my little brother's face, all my fears seem to have vanished" is from Ueda Yuu's "Ashita wa Umi", and "This is a bit of a pickle, though. What does it say about a grade school teacher if she doesn't want to fuck her students…..?" is from Kamirenjaku Sanpei's "School Love Teacher".

Lol, everything I recognized is from loli, shota, and futa mangas.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  T. Starrk

Haha ^^

The thick long megacocks is from Shiwasu No Okina's Panty, while the "thank god with a blowjob" comes from one of the works of the artist behind Yomeiro Choice, Doi Sakazaki, and… darn, what's the third ?

Crossiel
Crossiel
12 years ago

jajaja, thx oliver your descripcions make me draw a smile in my face, the first thing i do when i coming from my work is check what is new in Hentairules, thx for sharing, mangas and thx for sharing your time and a little bit of your life (the photo of your baby makes me feel like if we were friends from a long time)

topfpflanze
topfpflanze
12 years ago

okay seriously what the fuck is up with those dialoges xD I don't even want to imagne what the doujins look like

and Oliver don't worry you descriptions are always informative enough to know what to expect keep up the awesome work^^

btw, my personal favourite is "he's like the ferryman across the river styx, pulling men into sin by their dicks!!" ^^

Uesagi
Uesagi
12 years ago

These quotes were so funny I almost shat my pants. Thanks.

Galamere
Galamere
12 years ago

Mate I'm just happy that your out there ^_^ Not like it's your fault with the manga, you brought us great art and…entertainment material ovre the years and I for one am happy with just about everything I DL here, but they cant all be gold ya?

And dear LORD that text pic is funny as hell ^_^ I dont know what all their from, and I'm not sure I want to know :P I'm still laughing ^_^

anony
anony
12 years ago

Hope the whole download blocking craze calms down soon.. . filesonic dead. megaupload dead.. and many more.

Awesome
Awesome
12 years ago

I really appreciate that picture Oliver, had a shitty day and really needed the laugh.

Katozuma
Katozuma
12 years ago

At least it wasn't one of those NTR's where the lover/wife/gf/w-e leave the main character and go back to the scumbag(s). Glad I have seen worse, I was mentally prepared for this to happen.

ennui
ennui
12 years ago

Ha, that picture is excellent. Oliver, thanks for all your hard work.

Geo
Geo
12 years ago

NIce. Good laugh. Grateful for all ur hard work. Hope u keep goin with this site.

Kyon12
Kyon12
12 years ago

When i was reading the Tachibana San’s Circumstances With A Man i was attracted by the lingerie nothing more………………hahaha

Kyon12
Kyon12
12 years ago

Yes I hope things get better, Keep Up the good Work Oliver you know that can always count with us!!!!!!!!

Hectotane
Hectotane
12 years ago

Look at it this way: Atleast you're not the circus clowns who run Boin-Chuu. (I was able to get some good non-loli h-doujins there, but they just needed to go because of the inadvertant promotion of jail-baiting alone.)

Also: I HATE NTR. I believe it's done and enjoyed by people who want somebody else to beat up because they can't succeed in their own life. $#17 like that makes me wanna work even harder to get what I need to get. @_@

T. Starrk
T. Starrk
12 years ago
Reply to  Hectotane

LOL, your complaining about loli at a site called Boin-chuu LOLI. That's like going to Burger King and bitching about them serving burgers.

Also, BCL gave back to the community by translating and editing multiple works. They were a good site and it sucks that they're gone.

onelostchicken
onelostchicken
12 years ago

Oliver; thanks for the share… I can see why that picture makes you laugh. Definately helps after a long week. xD

RAH001
RAH001
12 years ago

I cant really type how grateful I am, So I'm gonna give you a high 5

^5

Nikolauss
Nikolauss
12 years ago

That picture just made my day and probably this whole year!

Thanks for it Oliver :)

Chronos
Chronos
11 years ago

I can’t understand why people liked that horrible piece of shit. If its for the art, that’s understandable BUT STILL: the reason I hate ntr works and mind break and all that shit (anything that’s not of the supernatural category) is because IT CAN AND DOES HAPPEN. To me, the doujin and hentai world is an escape from reality (why do you think they make the characters so unrealistic?), so seeing something like that as well as lolicon, it’s unbearable. People who like that NEED to see someone because in many cases, a fetish of that kind is a red flag. So when I see an ntr work, I ignore it to the best of my ability. And I did read tachibana circumstances with a man more than I wish but only for the art.
I see the world in a cruel vision because I’ve witnessed the harshness itself. For once, I wish I could take a fan of things like ntr and mind break that involves rape and drugs and place them in front of an actual situation where that occurs with a weapon. Just once, if like to see the fan do what is truely right and come to their senses about the world and beat the sit out of the rapists.
But enough of my ranting, for what I TRUELY wish for is the chance to erase the title, the art, the sheer knowledge of any ntr etc works and enjoy the vanilla. I seek vanilla to escape reality, and yes call me what you will but think for a moment: there is no happy ending. Unless a couple never argues, never fights, never think differently, then the only way it would be a true happy end is that they died hand-in-hand at a old age after a long time together. But that will never happen; it’s all just a storybook fable.