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Huhuhu, I had a stupid idea (I’m very good at having stupid ideas)…

That’s a game, I’m offering a 1-month depositfiles premium key to the winner.

We all hate censorship, right ? And yet, sometimes, for various reasons, the censorship becomes funny.

Well, that’s my stupid idea : pick the hentai picture of your choice, any hentai pic will do, and apply censorship on it.
But make it funny censorship.
Whatever inspiration floats your boat, as long as it’s fun :D

When your pic is done, simply upload it to an image host (imgur, imagevenue, whatever), and paste its URL in the comments to the present post, in a few days the winner will be chosen ^^

When you leave your comment, please make sure to use a valid e-mail addy, so that I may have a way to contact you :)

– UPDATE : guys, your contributions are AWESOME, keep on like that ! I’ll be glad to offer more keys !  ^_^

Update 2 : the contest is over !
The winners are announced HERE :)


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Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

Just a note : the comments have problems with html. Sorry to bother you with this, but when you paste an hyperlink, just paste the straight hyperlink, don't try to embed it in [a href = … img src = … /a] html code, chances are it wouldn't work :/

I'll pick the winner in a few days. This is "just" a one-month premium gift, worth 9.95€, don't spend hours on it ;)

pick me
pick me

not sure if the 1st post got through
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joey_m30
joey_m30

dude wheres that manga from? XD love harem…tell me D

@Ganonmaster
@Ganonmaster

It's Tayu Tayu by Yamatogawa. http://www.hentairules.net/2010/03/23/tayu-tayu-e

joey_m30
joey_m30

thanks! :)

Wolf
Wolf

Well here is my Idea http://imgur.com/NsAKS

My valid email is what i used to post this. If I need to post one with a comment let me know.

Thanks for all the hardwork you take to upload these works. It took me five minutes to make this and it was fun. I hope you come up with something else in the near future.

Il Palazzo-sama
Il Palazzo-sama

(non-contestant, I did nothing but pointing out existing material)

There's a few good ones on Danbooru, (doing a search with clever + censoring : http://danbooru.donmai.us/post?tags=pool%3A330+ce… )

Most notably :
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/354179 (read KizulEmeraldfire's comment if you didn't get the joke)
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/96470
http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1003867

hinoron
hinoron

If i can't vote for my own, I vote for the "apple". ^_^

hinoron
hinoron

Goodness! I make funny censorship pictures pretty much every weekend as part of a forum game I run over at Ranmabooks.com. (It's basically a "find the cropped image in one of our books" game, but I try to keep the "solution" graphics entertaining. ;) ). We're a hentai site, but our forum hosts prefer us to keep things PG-13ish, so I have to get creative.
The forum topic is here: http://anime-fanservice.org/forums/viewtopic.php?…

………………..And a few selections in no particular order:comment imagecomment imagecomment imagecomment image
comment imagecomment imagecomment image

(Oh right, Email: [email protected])

ohenes
ohenes

I couldn't be bothered to edit the top left corner.

WARNING: Not safe for childhood.
http://imgur.com/qpxBD

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Your edited text is blocked by that stuff in the corner of the image.

In the future, link directly to the image instead: comment image

Also, in my opinion that image is pretty tame. I've seen a lot more/better childhood breaking images.

ohenes
ohenes

Stuff in the corner? The image isn't obstructed for me. The image has actually been updated. The direct link is comment image?1

I should have registered before submitting so I could edit, but I agree with you. I've also seen much worse than this.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

When I go there's a "Today's Best Images!" box that blocks out the top right text bubble.

ohenes
ohenes

Oh that's weird. For me it's like this.
comment image

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Yeah, it's not like that for me.
http://imagetwist.com/zernbp6x05e9

Maybe they don't like Chrome :(

ohenes
ohenes

Hmmm. Not sure what to tell you because I'm using Chrome as well. It looks like the image is being forced to display at full size though.

totallyNoob
totallyNoob

okay, i know this is totally immature, but i nearly shit my pants while doing this.
have fun! comment image
fortunately i will not be home the next 3 weeks :S
well whatever, have fun

scuba
scuba

oh man that creeped me the fuck out till i actually read the text

Jyu
Jyu

Didn't have a lot of imagination so… This is the result :
http://img15.hostingpics.net/pics/527265WellYeah….

Hope you've laugh a little.
(If you laugh, you lose 8D)

P.S : Yeah, i know, she's so fuckin hot. That's why i choose her. :>

Bonus : comment image
Because i'm french.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Guess I didn't lose the game then.

kukukukukukukukukuku.

'Melo
'Melo

Isn't that from Tosh's Harem Time? Just making sure.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

Guys, your contributions are AWESOME !

MOAR !!

:D

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

http://imgur.com/UK814

My take on Black Bar censorship.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

Like a sir ^^

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

Indeed.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

I showed the pics to my wife. The mustaches pic got her laughing super hard, take that as a compliment :)

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

Hurrah! Someone appreciates my humor! :D

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

^^;;

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

HA! I was actually thinking about doing a mustache parody like that Rotte April Fools chapter, but then I realized two things.

1) Using mustaches puts everyone at a severe disadvantage because they're fucking awesome, so in my opinion it's unfair to all other participants.
2) Since I sorta "work" here, it'd probably be bad if I enter at all :V

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

That's not a problem, we're here for fun, so if you have something fun to submit, please do it :)

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Welp, since my mustached idea was taken, I'll just have to use this other stupid one I thought up this morning.

The original image: http://imagetwist.com/vnf5wve63dku
My censored version: http://imagetwist.com/qrwplmd2nk4v

Where's my prize? Best censorship ever, amirite? So practical too.

…Also, why hasn't anyone done this yet?

@eljefe245
@eljefe245

The second link, all I see is a black page. that how is look like???:|

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

That's the joke.

Locki
Locki

More like this maybe comment image
Although it kind of makes it a statement about a certain region / religion…
"O my god look at the expression in her eyes that's so hot! What a very dirty girl."

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

You're a tiny bit late, the contest has ended for a while now ;)

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Man, Oliver! Why didn't I win!? My image is so good it has people still responding to it after the contest has ended!

walt
walt

What is this original image from?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Milk Slave ~Fate of the Female Ninja~, by Shotenin Matori. You can get it on Little White Butterflies' blog.

@eljefe245
@eljefe245

Sorry About that late reply…. No seriously All I see a black page. Here the link comment image.ht…

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Again, that's the joke.

@eljefe245
@eljefe245

I give up

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
Il Palazzo-sama
Il Palazzo-sama

1- take a H picture
2- paint it black, like *completely* black
3- …
4- well… it's censored, ain't it? (since nothing is visible, there is neither privates nor pubic hair nor breasts nor sexual talk nor anything to fap on)

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Jokes aren't funny when you explain them.

Also it's not that difficult to do, it's just pressing ctrl+backspace.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

Not only your pic is funny, the reactions to it are too :D

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

I believe that means I win by default. :3

@eljefe245
@eljefe245

Yes, you did.

juvil01
juvil01

from what manga?! i know its by kenso ogawa! but from what manga!?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
FFighter
FFighter

Ok, I think my idea was good, but my total lack of ability ruined it (I did my image on MS Paint for crying out loud!). Here it is:
comment image

Tell my what you think, guys!

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

Errrr… I understood the trick only because I'm a Jojo fan, however I couldn't recognize the oraoraoraoraora part… Gotta try more ;)

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

http://imgur.com/VOsil

A completely different sort of censorship…

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Oh man, I fucking hate when they censor curses. It happens in some of those audios I've posted. Annoys the shit out of me.

And I heard it happen in JAV and h-animes before too.

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

Strange priorities, I guess.

Or something.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

"Oh your BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP is so big, it makes my BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP feel so good!!!!!!!!!!!"

Now imagine that while listening to a hypnosis file: http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10853274

Locki
Locki

Personally I find it extremely funny in Rap, especially when they actually beep it out.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Those are only radio edits. You wouldn't hear the stuff I'm talking about on the radio.

Internet podcasts, sure, but not the regular radio.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

Lol

hinoron
hinoron

Excellent Adeadguy! The kiddies will NEVER figure out what's going on in that scene now! ^_^

(I swear that's like the deranged justification for all porn censorship)

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

Yeah, kids figure it out pretty fast. I was one of them, I should know.

That, and I found my dad's porn stash when I was little. Changed my life forever. Not that big of a change, just hastened the inevitable, but a change nonetheless.

@eljefe245
@eljefe245

Well…. I try my best as I could. <a href="http://imagetwist.com/77p7maca3p6d/hamipai -www.jpg.html” target=”_blank”>http://imagetwist.com/77p7maca3p6d/hamipai <a hre…” target=”_blank”>-www.jpg.html (My creation) <a href="http://imagetwist.com/xxgha672z6wf/hamipai -www.hentairules.net-038.png.html” target=”_blank”>http://imagetwist.com/xxgha672z6wf/hamipai <a hre…” target=”_blank”>-www.hentairules.net-038.png.html (Orginal)
This manga is Aiken Hamipai

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

That comment was in the spam folder. Just restored it.

But it looks ilke the HTML was eaten up, didn't I mention NOT pasting html ?

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

Trying to extract the hyperlinks, damn comment system eating the links !

**

Well…. I try my best as I could.

my creation http://j.mp/Rf8RGk

the original http://j.mp/MV8Ryt

This manga is Aiken Hamipai

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

Seems something in the imagetwist hyperlink structure was always being broken by the html parser of the comments, I converted the links to bit.ly stuff and now it works, sigh.

@eljefe245
@eljefe245

hmmm Thank for telling me

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

HURPDURP TO THE COPY PASTA RESCUE
http://imagetwist.com/77p7maca3p6d

I think the www in the file name causes it to break.

@eljefe245
@eljefe245

Could be….. Who knows.

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

Don't you just love technology?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

…Well, if we didn't have technology, we wouldn't have translated h-manga, now would we? :(

cojackol
cojackol

I have a somewhat related (perhaps ironic actually) request…I’ve been trying to find a specific guide that was once posted for decensoring both black and white as well as colored eromanga. I was certain it was posted here before, but I can’t find it in my bookmarks or by searching the site and the web. Does anyone know the guide I’m talking about?

cojackol
cojackol

Well shit I just thought I would try to search for it on exhentai, expecting no results, and I found it. I thought it used an image from a Clesta/Etcycle doujin haha. I’ll link to it in case anyone became interested in it:

http://ero-otoko.blogspot.com/2009/12/ero-otokos-

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Oliver has posted that link a lot, dunno how you couldn't find it on here.

He even made a video demonstration: http://www.hentairules.net/2011/03/11/how-a-bout-

I actually have to learn how to do this myself. The rest of the Maruta manga isn't uncensored and JobT would prefer it that way (plus he'll pay me MOAR monehs to do so) :(

Bloodychipz
Bloodychipz

I made a few but I think I'll share this one instead since my friend laugh when I showed it to her lol.
http://img138.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=089938

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

The bottom-left : AWWWW :D

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

The face on the bottom left makes the whole thing so much funnier.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

How long is this running for anyway, Oliver? The one thing you forgot to mention in the blog post is when the "contest" ends.

..or is it indefinite?

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

Yeah, I was wondering the same thing, myself.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

According to his one comment yesterday, it was supposed to end yesterday and he was supposed to announce the winner but he pushed it back to today because he wanted to post that fake Todd Akin news article… Then he forgot to do it apparently.

I actually responded to that comment as a comment a couple of comments later
http://www.hentairules.net/2012/08/30/todd-akin-s

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

Actually, I was tired, so I hurriedly prepared my posts, went to bed, and forgot the whole contest thing, sorry ^^

Roy_mustang
Roy_mustang

good stuff posted, here’s mine. From Shiwasu No Okina Sinning Musume Vol5:comment image

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

This was actually my original idea, but I was too lazy to do it and just filled the whole thing up. :V

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

I had a similar idea, but decided that two posts was enough for me.

Blaster
Blaster

Is this game still on? I made two on my free time today..
comment image comment image

ADeadGuy
ADeadGuy

Yeah, as far as I can tell, there isn't really a set end time. Just whenever Oliver says it's done, I guess.