I need to think up a better naming scheme for audio posts #2

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By HurpDurp on 30 comments

How’s that for a better naming system to indicate audio posts!?

There are only 5 audios (plus a bonus one that’s only 6 minutes long, so I’m not counting it). I’ve decided 5 is pretty manageable, given the fact that I don’t jerk off nearly as much as the rest of you guys apparently do. You see, at one point in my life I was masturbating 20+ times a day. Now I’m down to twice a week and I’d like to keep it that way if possible.

This post includes a hypnosis session and SOMETHING WITH TRANSLATED IMAGES OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.

Don’t like audios? Then scroll down slightly and see the posts Oliver made earlier.

Edit: Some IRL issues may cause me to not be able to post any of these for a couple of weeks. More information in my comment below.

If your request isn’t on here and I responded to your post, I didn’t have enough time to listen to, review and upload it. A couple of the requests I’ve received are long as fuck audios (up to 2 bloody hours), so they tend to suck away all of my time (and cum – I can’t really do it multiple times… It starts to hurt…). Maybe next time… If I didn’t respond to your post OR add your request to the list of requests in the second comment on this page, then I never saw your request (or I forgot about it, that’s happened too) and you should probably re-request it :V

NOW REMEMBER, ALL OF THESE ARE COMPLETELY IN JAPANESE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW JAPANESE YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME UNDERSTANDING IT. I’VE WATCHED ENOUGH HENTAI TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT WORDS SO I CAN AT LEAST GET OFF WITH IT, BUT YOU MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AS I DO.

Also, these HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself.

I hear people use them as background music when reading to h-manga, if you’re having trouble visualizing what is happening in the scenario you could try using it for that. Personally I listen to the recordings blindfolded and try to imagine the things happening to recording are happening to me. Sometimes I actually do feel like something is touching me (and it’s not me, because I listen to these with my hands away from my penis).

Also, some of these might be a wee bit loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you don’t want other people hearing what you’re doing to.

Note: Even if you don’t like something, you should still download it. I plan on eventually purchasing files myself, so all the money I make from downloads will go towards future purchases! And click the images too! Despite how redundant it is, Imagetwist is a site that pays really well. Besides, you may actually like it and not even realize it! That’s totally happened to me multiple times already.

This is also why I’m recording all of the audios I don’t have that you guys are requesting too. I may get it later in the future at some point when someone randomly shares it on the Internet, or I may just buy it myself.

Oh, and whenever possible DON’T download using Depositfiles. Downloading from there isn’t helping me fund my future purchases at all, because Depositfiles stopped affiliating with Americans (which is what I am). Because of this, I’ve moved Depositfiles to “Mirror #3”. If you would like to download using Depositfiles, please use “Mirror #3”. The main download link is now Uploaded.net. Also, I’ve moved the “please use DF” box to the bottom of the post. I believe using that code will generate income for Oliver, but not me.

Also, if I said something sucks, you should download it anyway. Aside from the above reasons of me getting money = buying stuff to share, just because I don’t like something doesn’t mean you won’t like it.

If you have any problems extracting things, just rename the files to something like “1”. Due to some requests by people, I was forced to include better names on the file names which causes some of the folders to be too long to extract…

And without further ado…

Dirty Talking ETC 4: My thing belongs to mom, by KneeDrop.AVD
(CV: Chiroru Ohyama)

Requested by Raxeh.

Incest MP3 with your mother and her amazing holes.

There are three different scenes:

The first one includes making out, a handjob, then ending with a blowjob.

The second one starts with a handjob, then she blows you for a few seconds, goes back to stroking you before inserting you into her vagina. She pulls out and jerks you off into her mouth when you’re about to cum.

The third one starts right at the end of a blowjob. Right at the beginning you can hear “you” ejaculating and her swallowing the cum. But don’t worry, she goes right back into it because she’s really hungry and wants a second AND third helping. Not sure what’s going on at the very end though, maybe your mom is letting your girlfriend listen in on her blowing you? I liked that voice Ohyama-san used on the intercom, though. Hopefully I find a recording where she uses it.

It includes the script, but the script is on three different .png images so you won’t be able to translate it using Google… Sorry about that :(

There are sound effects for the handjob and intercourse scenes.

The title of this was graciously translated by Kusojijii! Let’s all thank him! I did try translating it myself and I was actually right, but it didn’t SEEM right so I asked him to do it. I bet I could translate a manga!

 Same image, just slightly smaller. I'm not sure what this image is. It was included with the download when I originally downloaded it from that /jp/ torrent.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(37 MB, 48 minutes and 57 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Sins of Succubus – Sweet lure of Sin, by cauchemar
(CV: Kurumi Miru)

Requested by JP90.

I’m not really sure what was going on in this recording, but here’s my guess: There’s a 2 minute audio with some sound effects and words, then I think a titty fuck starts in the second? I dunno lol. Next she blows you while you’re still warped around by her titties, I assume. Then she stops and starts jerking you off and you cum in her hands. Such a waste of perfectly good ejaculate… I thought succubi needed that shit to live?! Well whatever, even when you cum she keeps going! She sticks it inside her omanko and you eventually pop inside her. Several times. Well, at least she didn’t let the rest go to waste!

Thankfully, the seiyuu had an arousing voice. The sound effects sound stupid though. Maybe listen to the version without them?

Includes versions with or with sound effects, the script and some CGs WHICH ARE TRANSLATED BY THMMY-SCANS BECAUSE WE’RE FUCKING AWESOME. (The images in the download are LARGER and less blurry than the ones below this message.)

 Same image, just with text and no logo. Same image, just with ENGLISH text and no logo.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(81 MB, 16 minutes and 33 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Cajoling Hypno Whispers of the Confined Kunoichi!, by pure voice
(Hypnosis) (CV: Phan Masaki)

Requested by Arc.

Remember that one manga by Bosshi included with Mizugi Kanojyo? Where a ninja was caught then raped repeatedly? This is kind of like that, except it’s not rape. You captured a ninja then she hypnotizes you into taking her virginity because she doesn’t want to die a virgin. Yeah, she makes you fuck her. Instead of, ya know, untying her so she can escape. Makes complete sense.

It was a good session, but I prefer recordings that are in both ears instead of just one though. I realize the ear thing is more immersive, but I can’t really get off when only one ear is feeling it.

Fun fact, I listened to this literally a 2 days before Arc requested it. I wanted to listen to a Phan Masaki hypno audio and this was on my Zune for some reason, so I listened to it. Then Arc requested it.

Includes two different versions so you can listen to it in either your left or right ear.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(77 MB, 45 minutes and 2 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Now Recruiting A Boyfriend!, by sheep soft
(CV: Yomogi Mochi)

Requested by Crimson.

The quality on this is pretty bad and the seiyuu could use some work of her own, but once you listen to it for a while (it IS almost an hour long) you get used to it and it really starts becoming erotic.

And used to it did I! The beginning was boring, mostly because I couldn’t figure out what was going on (Maybe you’re jerking yourself off? Or she’s jerking you off? Footjob, perhaps? All I know is you’re supposed to cum, but I’m not sure by what), but when she starts blowing you it really picks up. After that she does something else (titty fuck?), before having sex with you and letting you cum inside her~

I felt like I came TWICE while listening to this recording and I wasn’t even jerking off! I really enjoyed it, so highly recommended.

Comes with what I think are scripts and a bunch of random drawings.

Note: This came with a wav version as well, but I removed it to save space.

 A sketch of some kind. Another sketch of some kind.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(25 MB, 51 minutes and 35 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

An Entreat to Liaison – Netorare In the Washroom, by Masters Of Ero(MOE)
(CV: Kurumi Miru)

Requested by Zhyn.

FUCK YEAR, RAGE INDUCING AUDIOS!!! Having said that, this didn’t make me feel as dead inside as a normal NTR manga does, despite me comprehending that it IS NTR.

Anyway, your wife fucks another guy. Most of the recordings have a filter on them that suggests they’re all left as messages on your answering machine or she’s doing it while talking to you directly. I can’t really tell if you’re supposed to be listening to her fuck another guy because that’s your fetish, or if she just can’t figure out how to turn off her fucking phone.

In addition to that filter, there are A LOT of sound effects. Seriously. You can even hear the fucking BED squeaking when she’s having sex.

Some parts won’t have that sound effect/filter thing on the recording, I believe that’s when you’re talking to your wife face-to-face. I’m not sure if you’re asking her about the phone call or if you’re not bringing it up at all. Hopefully someone who knows Japanese would be willing to explain what’s mostly going on here in the comments.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(66 MB, 1 hour, 4 minutes and 50 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Jizz Yourself Again! Again! So Many Times!, by Fresh Meat Juice Academy
(CV: Phan Masaki)

Requested by Arc.

Bonus audio timez! It basically starts right off with her talking about you cumming. Apparently if you don’t ejaculate for her she’ll hate you FOREVER.

Phan Masaki uses a different voice here. It sounds like an older woman, which is odd considering the image below depicts two teenagers. And that background music is stupid too.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(6 MB, 6 minutes and 35 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Keywords (which may or may not be right, can someone check them for me?):

sugoi = amazing (usually used in reference to the size of your penis or cum load, but may also be used during intercourse to describe how it feels)
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
iki wo su / suikomu / sutte = breathe in
iki wo haku / iki wo hakidasu / itte (sp?) = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
denki massaaji / shindouko / shindoushi / baibureetaa = electric massager / vibrator
kimochi ii = feels good
shiko shiko/onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu = kiss
paizuri = mammary intercourse / titty-fucking
(o)chinchin / chinko / chin(m)po = penis
(o)manko = pussy
seieki / seishi / samen = semen

If anyone knows of any more I should add, do tell.

Let me know if any of the downloads are broken. Sometimes the upload fails and I can’t tell without downloading it and checking, which is a bit difficult to do when you don’t have a premium account for each site you use.

Also, Filecloud is currently not letting me upload anything. I’ll try again later.

And don’t forget to read the first and second comments!!!

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heroLuka
heroLuka
11 years ago

Here’s some more. Remove the spaces to form the correct link:

uploaded. net/ file/
turbobit.net/

It contains:
rj100992
rj100890
rj100940
rj101950
rj101959
rj102038

I didn’t upload these — credit goes to doujinblog.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  heroLuka

Yeah, dude, I know. I even uploaded the first one elsewhere myself. I was really looking forward to getting my hands on that and Cum Inside Me vol3.

I folow like 12 different blogs, not to mention lurk Share and Perfect Dark all day long looking for these things… So I probably have anything you're asking me if I got that came out the day before. (You're missing the new Voice Lover audio btw.)

Having said that, there's sum rori up in dem files. I can't remember if there's images right now, so I'm removing the links.

Denamic
Denamic
11 years ago

I don’t get why people rate these so low.

I’m enjoying them.

Is it because they’re in Japanese?

Miguel Cara de Papel
Miguel Cara de Papel
11 years ago

Cool, cool, cool!

Crimson
Crimson
11 years ago

Finally, my request. =)
Sadly, no wav (and i don't get why they don't use lossless codecs for my placebo effect -__-) but anyway, thanks a lot, HurpDurp.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Crimson

Like my description stated, it did come with a wav version, but I removed it to save space. It would have totally added an additional 260MB to the file size. Not worth it, in my opinion.

sarimu
sarimu
11 years ago

hey dude…if isn´t too much trouble i would like to get http: //www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/ =/product_id/RE101337.html

I have to be honest…the audios are awesome!!!!! i just can understand some phrases or some words but is totally hot, the moaning, the dialogue, etc.. but is there any audio whit a male voice?…i mean like the son and mother having some kind of conversation before "crazy-monkey-wild-sex"XD thanks for your time…

Sarimu kun

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  sarimu

I don't have that one, sorry.

I do have RJ084427, RJ088224 and RJ089534 by Nymphomania though.

As for your question, I have seen some like that in the product descriptions. But I haven't actually listened to any of them, nor do I remember the product numbers… But at the very least I know I have a couple, so if you find some let me know the product number. I might just have it.

sarimu
sarimu
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

thanks anyway…do you have any other incest audios… look i have to be honest…the "mom" and "sis(older or younger) "moanings really turns me on!!!! but when i listen them on the bus, i have to check if isn´t too loud…because once some old dude looked at me pissed off…i hope couldn´t hear it… sorry for bothering you…is just this audio stuff is something awesome to my "ecchi " ears…
thanks again
:p

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  sarimu

Incest MP3s are the ones that are made the most. Just use the incest link above and find some.

captain
captain
11 years ago

Could you try and find RJ064669 ?

It’s about girls cheering you on as you masturbate. I think it’s a pretty unique concept. In the trial, one of the girls is chanting and going “Fight-o!” and such while giving you a blowjob.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  captain

I don't have it.

Good news: I was able to find it on the Internets.

Bad news: All of the links for it are dead.

But that means I might find it on Share or Perfect Dark at some point! Keep a lookout on the request list to see if I update it!

DT512
DT512
11 years ago

wow lol learn japannese with porn ahahahaha, thanks for the upload XD

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago

So… I might not be able to post any of these for an extended period of time. It all depends on how I feel.

My eldest sister died last night from a heart attack and I'm really shaken up from it. My stomach hurts, I'm having trouble breathing… I don't know if I'll be able to relax at all to be able to enjoy these, let alone get an erection.

So… Yeah. Sorry for any trouble this may cause. Hopefully I can get over it quick enough and get back to my life.

Edit: I couldn’t even sleep :(

TsukiKanade
TsukiKanade
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Condolences Hurp… I hope you can get better soon! Take your time with recovering.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Argh, damn :(

I feel so sad for you, Hurp :(

In such times I don't think I can console you, regrettably. I can offer you my sympathy, sharing part of your pain through empathy and because I know what it feels like to lose very close loved ones (if family is represented as a tree, I'm almost the last of my branch), but, I wish I could offer you some form of relief, even a minor one :-[

Are you open from my experience, and from what I saw when persons I know experienced this ? Immerse yourself in activities. Workaholic, studyholic, gardeningholic, repairingholic, anything may do, as long as it turns your brain into a machine fixed on a task repeatidly consuming a significant part of its resources.
Clog your brain. It's not fleeing guilt, it's making your existence worthy in the midst of legitimate pain.

Time heals wounds, it doesn't delete what you cherish, it deletes the part of the acute pain that's too unbearable.

And come back whenever you want (please DO come back, you're like at home here), for a virtual beer and a virtual hug :)

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago

Ah. I'm not actually going anywhere, I'm just not sure if I can review these recordings with the way I'm feeling right now.

Normally when I listen to these, because I don't know what they're saying, I work off of how I feel from it. My relaxation, my arousal. Shit like that. But… I don't think I'll be able to relax or get aroused from them right now, so I don't wanna incorrectly review something :(

I hope you don't mind that I added a couple of your posts to let people know about the update.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

I don't ask you to go anywhere, but in mourning time, you may want to take a day or two changing the way your hours are spent ?

However, after this, I stick back to my previous advice, clog your brain doing somehow productive activities, you'll be kept busy instead of self-inflicting-pain and you'll be getting a "feeling of worth" from just being you and witnessing time pass. It helps healing :/

Monster-Girl Lover
Monster-Girl Lover
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Damn, sad to hear that man. And sorry about basically dropping off the face of the earth for a few weeks, I basically got BADLY swamped with work and didn't have as much time to check non-work e-mail and such. I'm going to be looking through your comments and such later this week to see what I can do to help. I hope you feel better man, losing a family member always sucks, and generally only time can help.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago

How'd that work out?

In unrelated news, Neitifasu made a game: http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/ = /product_id/RJ100008.html

waterboy
waterboy
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Condolences to you brother, take a leave and give yourself some space to adjust to all this.

And to your sister, requescat in pace…

get well hurpdurp

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  waterboy

Requescat ..? Request scat? :V

By "brother" you mean my "brother-in-law"? I had an older brother, but he died when I was like 5. (My family lineage is coming to a close.)

Wendel
Wendel
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

"requescat in pace" is latin for "rest in peace", though I think it's actually "Requiescat in pace" a sentiment I wish to share.

My sympathies for your loss. My thoughts and best wishes are with you.

catavecino
catavecino
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

i can't say that i know what you are going through, this will be a really hard time for you, and the ownly thing that i can do for you is tell you than at least my thought are with you, don't apologize don't worry about us, just heal alongside those you love, we will be here when you feel better

Denamic
Denamic
11 years ago

Wow, that’s horrible.
I know all too well how much losing people hurts, having lost several within just a few years, so you have my condolences.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago

So I tried listening to these last night.

It worked out fine… However, when I took out my earbuds… they broke, snapped right off inside my ear. As my sister was my chauffeur, I dunno when I'll be able to get to a store to buy a new pair :(

Taonoman
Taonoman
11 years ago

This is terrible news, I'm very sorry for your loss… My compassion goes to you Oliver.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Taonoman

Oliver didn’t have anyone die on him. I did.

What the fuck, dude? It’s one thing saying “Thanks Oliver” when the post was made by me and not Oliver, but it’s a-whole-nother deal when you get a dead family member of a person wrong.

That’s like going to a funeral and getting situated, only to find out you were supposed to go to room B, not A. Seriously, what the fuck?

Andrea
11 years ago

Feel very sorry for you and your family,
I lost my father to cancer while he was only 56.
Sincere condolescences.

Anon
Anon
11 years ago

Condolences to HD:

May the troubling heart be unto retain your sorrow
Merely comes to test us be depth of time
For the obvious sum from the wind of morrow
Imply hereon wishfully not two cents out of a dime

~Random Murmurer~