First Love Episodes 1-3 : the HENTAI MOVIE with English Subtitles, by Osuzu Akiomi

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By HurpDurp on 32 comments
Tags: comedy

I had originally planned on making a gif for this whole scene, but ended up not having enough time to make it :(

Oliver instructed me to start my posts with “HEY, I’M HURPDURP LOL” again because apparently despite it now saying how’s posting what and the clear difference in speaking, people still think I’m him.

So… just like with the Brandish h-anime, I watched this before posting it therefore I can write up a quick review! There’s nothing different than the previous two, except this one has less story and more sex imo. When they aren’t fucking however, it’s funny as hell. I laughed quite a bit.

Although I noticed something that may have been in the past two and I just don’t remember but: They have sound effects FOR EVERY FUCKING THING. SERIOUSLY! They have the sound effect for the bed moving ffs! I’ve never heard that in any h-anime! Hell, I’ve never heard that even in regular porn! I have heard it in TWO different audios tho. One of which I have posted here already, the other I’ll be posting soon (next week probably). Also, make sure you stay and watch the credits. They talk through the whole thing and it’s pretty funny stuff.

I’m pretty sure all three of these are Fakku’s, so thanks Vale/fnord/Sindalf.

Episode 1  Episode 2 Episode 3

(My subtitles still aren’t working :( I think I’m gonna reinstall CCCP myself today…)

Download First Love Episode 3 the Hentai Movie in a Zip file
(164 MB, 29 minutes and 4 seconds, 856×480, English Subtitles)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Mirror #1 – or – Mirror #2 – or – Mirror #3

 Want all 3? Due to the file size, I had to split it into 3 archives at 207MB each.

Part 1: Mirror #1 – Mirror #2 – Mirror #3
Part 2: Mirror #1 – Mirror #2 – Mirror #3
Part 3: Mirror #1 – Mirror #2 – Mirror #3

If you can’t get it to run, go install the latest BETA of CCCP.

I may replace episode 2 with Subdesu’s because theirs is a DVD rip (no stupid logo in the top right corner) if there’s a 4th episode (there should be, there are still chapters left in the manga version).

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roadkill
roadkill
11 years ago

I have the SubDESU version and my subs work just fine. I'm using VLC btw.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  roadkill

VLC is shit.

Also, I'm only talking about in screenshots/thumbnails. I can see subtitles just fine when watching normally. (However, Fakku's Shoujox3 and Imoutocup don't have any sound for some reason.)

@Ganonmaster
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

That's harsh man. VLC is great. You try and run CCCP/Media Player Classic on Linux. VLC may have its problems, but damn. They know how to support an open source product on pretty much every operating system out there.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  @Ganonmaster

I wouldn't say it if I didn't have proof: http://imagetwist.com/qgyol1e08q2k/mpcvlc.png.htm

Also, VLC no longer even plays files for me (that image above was taken when it still worked), it's always "caching font". I once waited 8 hours before killing the program. It never fucking finishes and won't work without it. Nothing else has to do that shit, so why the fuck does VLC?

Also: http://sourceforge.net/projects/mpc-le/

Fenri
Fenri
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Hurp, I would suggest you try to re-install the program from scratch, mine works perfectly fine with any type of file I throw at it and while sometimes I'm met by that same "building font cahce" message it doesn't take longer than a minute, and my laptop is nearly 6 years old with no hardware upgrades and running windows 7.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Fenri

>try to re-install the program from scratch

I've tried that over nine thousand different times. I'm not even exaggerating that number. Also, you ignored the problem in the image.

Fenri
Fenri
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

I'm not, it happend to me once, exactly the same with the fonts and everything and re–installing solved it.
In that case the only thin I can suggest is going to the vlc site and downloading a fresh installer, and if that doesn't solve it then I have no idea. Sorry if I'm sounding redundant here but your case sounds very unique and I'm not too tech-savvy.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Fenri

I've completely uninstalled and reinstalled every time a new version comes out. It's clearly a piece of shit if it can't handle more than 10 fonts being installed. I admit I have quite a bit of fonts, sure, but no other program (except Paint which crashes whenever I use the text tool for some reason) has any problem working with the amount I have.

Kurzwaltz Messer
Kurzwaltz Messer
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Looks like a problem with the fontconfig or libass components of VLC.
But 8 hours is way too long.

Do you have many fonts in your Windows installation?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago

A lot. I'm a typesetter.

Edit: According to the Fonts folder 4609.

Seles
Seles
11 years ago

LOVE that your main file site is Depositfiles

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Seles

..But it's Uploaded D:

Thorwaler
Thorwaler
11 years ago

Well, why does the rar data have different names, just because I downloaded them from different mirrors? I have to rename them to unpack them. That's nonsens.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Thorwaler

Because Bitshare and FileCloud suck.

NickLess
NickLess
11 years ago

FileCloud.ws
You can download files up to 100 Mb only.
Why???

Thorwaler
Thorwaler
11 years ago
Reply to  NickLess

you have to registry

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  NickLess

Register for a free account.

Denamic
Denamic
11 years ago

Wow, 8534×480.
That's REALLY wide widescreen.

woots!
woots!
11 years ago
Reply to  Denamic

well a good story like this deserves to be played widescreen.. :p

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Denamic

I'm not sure how that 3 and 4 got there. It was supposed to be a 856 anyway. <_>

MHM
MHM
11 years ago

Awwwww ….. Episode 3 was cute and a rather close adaptation of the manga chapter. :*

I'll consider trying out the preceding first two episodes.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  MHM

Was it? I've never actually read the manga… Maybe I should before episode 4 comes out…

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
10 years ago

I'm watching this and the whole time all I could focus on was the fact that an anime studio has to pay someone on its staff to censor genitalia all day. The government mandates it, but the studio has to pay for it. Suddenly, I'm thinking of subsidies for genitalia censors and some poor bastard suffering from "crotch blindness" due to seeing nothing but crotches all day. Poor bastard can't even tell his friends and family what he does…Oops, rambling, anyhow, nice stories with nice boobs, and a mosaic, a government mandated, but unsubsidized mosaic.

Thanks for the share.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  oldbrokenhands

It's not that hard, they have programs that do it for them. They just need to select the area, which really moves anyway.

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Yeah, but they gotta pay for the programs. It'd be nice if the gov't gave them a tax break or something. The Prude Tax, knock of 20% or so.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  oldbrokenhands

The program can’t cost that much, as I’ve seen people selling their own on DLsite for under $20 (and even decensors). Plus I’m pretty sure censoring is built into every video editing tool already.

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

So now the software industry is in on it? Now it's a conspiracy, some secret Yakuza-like shadow organization making a killing censoring crotches on one end, and making even more obscene profits on the other end decensoring. It plays out like some kind of genitalia extortion scheme.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
10 years ago
Reply to  oldbrokenhands

I must say the term "genitalia extortion scheme" sounds extremely unpleasant.

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
10 years ago

Yeah, I think I may have inadvertently released a horrific genie from the bottle with that one. Some Japanese manga artist is now going to write/draw a series about a female genitalia hitman who goes after guys who don't pay. I like the title "Crotch Cabal", wonder if Kon-Kit takes requests?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  oldbrokenhands

Well, it's not like they don't use censors on stuff in America, too.

IMO, it's probably the FBI. ┓(゚ペ;)┏

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

True, but when it comes to our adult material, censorship be damned. We turn it up to 11 and you see everything…even stuff you wish they had an "unsee" feature.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
10 years ago
Reply to  oldbrokenhands

I laughed :D