Oliver’s absolutely useless posts, sunday morning edition
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Loading...Hey guys. You already had a whitlow before ? It’s painful, a real hell.
But this time, it’s on the worst possible finger. Besides the pain that won’t let me sleep… This time…. ARGH !
Three days and counting. I tell you, the day it’s finally healed, I’m painting the ceiling white.
Enough said, and please pardon my useless rant 
And, yeah, real sex is also impossible, the pain would come back repeatidly and break my focus ^^
Blowjob not an option?
It's not "blowjob" or other. It's that the pain is unbearable and defocuses him from anything else
Exactly
Have you tried something like a Hitachi Magic Wand?
They seem more appropriate to masturbate clits.
lol
I had one once but I dealt with it myself.
KLN B).
I'm prepared in case that happens; ambidextrous fapping. Aw yeah.
I agree with Seraph. If that isn't one of the key reasons why god (if such an entity exists in your belief system) gave you two hands, I'm not sure why we would even need a god.
I never managed to fap with my other hand. I tried on the occasion, but the moves aren't smooth and precise enough :o
A sure fire fix for that is to break your fap hand. Worked for me.
Well, your intelligent précis do foul.
The only advantage is that I have just learned a new world.:)
That's what happens when you fingerbang sluts. You get herpes on the fingers.
Perhaps if you pray for it, your complete recovery may coincide with the release of the next chapter of "Girls Lacrosse Club" by distance, or some other item worthy of (a-hem) "unleashing the beast".
Just a thought B)
Hey Oliver,
Here is my suggestion. You need not be ambidextrous even with the non powered ones. http://www.toydemon.com/for-him/masturbators/elec…
JEBUS !
I have used them before. The site is great with a selection I have not seen anywhere else outside of Japan and pricing that is pretty competitive, if not the best. I have carpel on my right hand so I understand your "pain".
Very expensive masturbation devices.
Anyway, if simple blowjobs are impracticable, such devices are useless.
Alexandrine, I used to run a shop. And the iron rule of running a business is that if there are suckers who have nothing else to do with their money but to spend it, they may as well come spend it in my shop. So, why not these devices, if there are people ready to pay for them, then it's all good
I agree entirely with your point. I just commented that because I had understood your pain was so serious that you would not be inspired to blowjobs, masturbation or anything, and so such toys would be useless. But it seems my joke made no sense in the end.
Nah, I had understood you, I was simply making a side comment regarding the expensiveness of the devices
Did anyone else make the connection that Oliver's finger bo-bo appeared in the same time frame that FAP HERO showed up. Methinks he road tested the game to excess????<snicker>
I admit, the thought crossed my mind. Especially considering I asked him about it on Thursday.
HAH. If only. A fucken whitlow.
Where did you get that pic man.
-_-
Please tell me
I'm sorry, I don't manage to remember. I can only tell it came from a fighting manga whose translation had been discontinued in the early chapters :-/
Its not a fighting manga. Its from "Saru Lock".
Woops, looks like I was completely confused. Thanks Ryuah !
I googled it, and good news, there are actually up to six translated volumes ! http://www.batoto.net/comic/_/comics/saru-lock-r2…
Tell it to the big wet patch on my bed!
God I hate getting RSI!
Wouldn't be so bad but I'm a 4 finger typist! – Guess which 4 fingers usually wind up useless?
Glad to hear you can fap again, please load up on tentacle, BDSM & yuri manga for the next time I'm recovering from hand cramps!
Love & Kisses. <3