Mini-Game : hentai dialogue challenge ! :-)
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Allright, who’s in for a game ? 
Let’s simply do our worst, and write a comment with our suggestion for what should be written in the speech bubbles 
(that image comes from Milk Teacher)
If you use a valid email in the comment, I’ll give a depositfiles premium monthly account for the 3 funniest ones (in my biased opinion) after a dozen days or so 
I'll begin !
– "I believe I can fly ! I believe…"
– Ahn… Shinji… [ yeah, rewrite flavour, bitch ! ]… I keep telling you… I'm not going to take flight… ahn… like that…
“Secret Weapon!”
“Boob flails!”
Look at me mama! I'm FLYYYYIIIIINNNNGG!!!
Male Hero:
I shall teach you my secret technic that appears in quite some H-works where my disciples H-Male Hero's learned it from me.
Female Heroine:
And that would be? (she can't control her happiness towards her curiosity)
Male Hero:
My butterfly boobs shape attack!! or BBS attack for my disciples.
Now enjoy these full view of it!
Male: "Get ready for a heavy load cause I'm about to smash your reactor with my elements…UNUNSEPTIUUUUUUUM!!!!!!"
Female: "My god, I feel my parallel selves' breaking barriers… I'm quanTITizing!!"
Male Hero:
Sensei I been having some trouble with all this Hentai physics laws.
Sensei:
Well then, this demands some private lesson at my apartment with some practical examples.
By the way, that would be the First Hentai physics law and the Third law.
Male Hero:
(already in action at sense's apartment) but sensei what about the Second law?
Sensei:
Oh that would be the family incest law, can't help you with that. But The fourth law would be the motion shot quadruple Tit attack! also known as quanTiTsizing by major academics.
So, the fifth law would be… (and they continued until he was tought about the unlimited ammo law and the infinite stamina for hentai male heroes law).
Observations:
>> Inda Butt I really enjoyed your dialogues, so I took the liberty of changing a bit of your "quanTITizing" and turned it into "quaTiTsizing " Qua (standing for Quadruple) Tit (well, surprisingly it stands for boobs) and sizing (for the size effect).
>> Oliver, I don't know if it is allowed to post twice in this challenge, and since the "quaTiTsizing" wasn't 100% my idea and for the manner of fair play, please consider only my fist post. I posted this one because I though it was quite amusing after reading Inda Butt's post.
>> Vocabulary: (for those who does not know)
Sensei normally stands for teacher in Japanese.
Formulaic…yet udderly flawed, my original theorum stands:
izing is the ing of ization that the TIT² is experiencing.
If anything, the closest realism that could explain the logic behind a size effect would be the opticular distortion from the quantum presence.
You can submit more than one idea, sure, as long as we're having fun it's cool =)
(female) Look Shinji, NO HANDS !!! THUD THUD THUD THUD (sfx of helicopter taking off)
(male) Tits to FULL POWER, lock legs into take off position !!
Hey look
Is w boobtterfly
He: Yeah, Piggyback-Ride, Weeeee!!!
She: And now ill use my Boobtterflies…
OMG!! I’m fucking seeing the G constelation!
who the hell are you!
Take that Titty Monster !!
ROFL
But we need something to fill the second bubble.
Teacher: Newton's Third Law states that, for every action there is an opposite reaction of the same force. Do you see that happening here?
Student: Right… I can FEEL that… everytime I…. thrust… >_<… a big reaction is… cumming…
Male: I'm cumming sensei! i'm shooting it all inside
Female: Yes! i can fell it, ah.. your cum is going all the way to my inside, its going to my tits.. ah.. my tits vibrating like crazy, i can fly with my tits.. ahhh!! i am superman!! i am spiderman!!
"You laughed at me when I said human breasts could be large enough for unassisted flight!"
"Fools! Who's laughing now? I'll show you! I'll show you all!"
Male as Peter Pan: Second star to the right and straight on till morning
Woman: This is much better than using pixie dust!
Boy: Take That! how'd ya like my double dick up you pussay & Ass at the same time!
GIrl: Bitch please, hidden technique 'quadruple nipple flapping tits' attack~!
Female: "My jelly beans!!"
I choose you Tittymon ! Attack with your happy-titty-slam-attack !
Man: Fu..Si…OOOOOONNNNN
Female: "Noooooooo, you fooled me damn trans…"
-YOU have a great car and a huge cock?!
-That's INCREDIBLE!
First Bubble "DING DING DING!!!"
Second Bubble "WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!"
Girl:
ahhh they are bouncing so much.
I think I'll have whipped cream after this…
Male Hero:
Sensei today is my birthday.
Sensei:
Aahhh (moan sounds) well, since I can't use my hands right now let me sing and clap using my boobs instead.
"Heeeey kids. Do you remember the magic words?"
"Don't tell daddy!"
Boy:Take this quadruple tit attack.
Viewer:Sign me up for another.
Only thing that comes to my mind:
FIRST Balloon: "A-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA!!!!!!!!!!" (repeat while building up to finish)
SECOND Balloon (at the {a-hem} "Climax"): "WA-TAA!!!!!!!!!!"
:S
Quattro-Tits Activate (insert transformers SFX)
I interpreted it as both word ballows coming from the girl. I went for a badly-translated approach. As follows:
One: "I make a happy orgasm!"
Two: "Your vigorous sexing of me causes my bouncing boobies to mutate!"
The words fit in the balloons. I tested it and sent the image to Oliver.