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By HurpDurp on 45 comments
in Categories: Just Talking

Edit: Protip: I’m not Oliver. This is HurpDurp. We are different people. Is this still not an obvious thing yet?

As you may or may not have noticed, I’ve been away again. Sad to say, but after recovering from that sickness, I got even worse. Because my computer died. My PSU exploded or something and apparently is (slowly) taking out a lot of my other parts. I lost 500GB of stuff already. (That includes all my erotic hypnosis mp3s and a bit of my h-audios.)

Oliver said I should make an Amazon wishlist and beg you guys to help me, but I’m not gonna do that. I’ll figure out wut do somehow, even if I don’t have $2000 to waste at the moment. Also, don’t expect me around at all. My tablet ALSO died last night, so I can’t even lurk on that. I’m gonna be jonesing for Internet access for a few weeks ;_; I’m legit surprised I haven’t just an heroed already.

Don’t expect any audio or anime posts for awhile. And I can’t even download and watch or listen to stuff, so I won’t even be able to get a buffer while I’m gonna either. Actually, I’m not even sure HOW I’m gonna masturbate at all since I won’t have access to pornography at all ;_;

See ya when I see ya, dunno when that’ll be tho.

If you guys would like to help donate, you’re welcome to post a comment with your email in the comment section and I’ll send you an email as soon as possible. However, once August 1st is up, I will no longer have access to this website or the Internet in general outside of maybe my video game systems, I won’t be able to process such things until everything is set up. All amounts are appreciated, even a dollar! Unless you’re outside the US, then Paypal will take that dollar from me before I can even get any of it. D:

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otis
otis
9 years ago

don;t you have a wife or something? why are you worried about porn?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  otis

Protip: I'm not Oliver.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Sigh. SIGH.
You need to update your post with a clarification that there are two posters on hentairules.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago

But the title of the post even says "Hurp" in it. D:

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Yeah, but…

Anyway, to clarify : HurpDurp is my official helper, always (*hack* *cough*) fixing the redirection pages that I don't have time to fix, and in exchange, he can post stuff on sundays when he feels like. He's also been known to help fixing lots of small shit I forget, and he's also working as proofreader/editor for various groups, and also for releases posted on hentairules.

So, the sunday posts with weird English full of rude words but lacking my poor grammar, they are not mine, they're his.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago

Hey, hey. My "rude words" have really just become "dirty talk" in audio reviews D:

otis
otis
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

sorry guys. just found out about this site sometime in june.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  otis

No worries :)

qwerty
qwerty
9 years ago

Use your imagination… Or contriboot no-Fap-August

newvelaric
newvelaric
9 years ago

HurpDurp, when bad things happen, you should not hesitate to ask for help. You have shared a lot, why not allow the rest of use to show a bit of appreciation! None of us can give 200$ straight out but a small army can help. Think things over man.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  newvelaric

Yeah, but Amazon makes you float the whole purchase, not just donate a few bucks.

Unless you know something else to use…

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Patreon ?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago

I'm not a "content creator". I'd lose my account in a few seconds, just like that guy who was demanding money to scanlate.

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
9 years ago

Three questions:
1. What exactly on your box has gone out?
2. Have you used testdisk on SystemRescueCD to try to recover any files?
3. Do you want to start one of those Kickstarter type funding things for help?

I figure it never hurts to ask…unless you live in Russia (everything hurts in Russia, pain is like the national pastime).

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  oldbrokenhands

1) Dunno. If I did I could just replace it, but the PSU went and now it's slow as shit and a hard drive completely failed.
2) No, nothing can detect the hdd at all.
3) Not really, donotwantyoupeopleknowingmyrealname

newvelaric
newvelaric
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

You can PM your PayPal account. I have a bit of a stash.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  newvelaric

PM? wat.

newvelaric
newvelaric
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Can you see my full e-mail address?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  newvelaric

I sent you an email.

newvelaric
newvelaric
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Check your PayPal, my friend. I send you the rest of my monthly stash. Hopes it helps!

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  newvelaric

Holy shit. That was a lot more than I expected. You just bought my case :V

Thanks man.

Hopefully the amount doesn't cause some sort of flag on Paypal tho. D:

newvelaric
newvelaric
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Don't worry, your personal info is now gone from my account. I deleted the e-mail so no data trail.

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Send me the link as well, I'll send you what I can.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  oldbrokenhands

Email sent. Thanks in advanced.

newvelaric
newvelaric
9 years ago

Nah, I buy from eBay frequently, so PayPal is used to me spending money all over the world.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  newvelaric

I meant more along the lines of "they might be suspicious that an account that never had more than $50 from commissions in it suddenly shot up $X in one day".

Either way, I immediately transferred it to my other account. Seriously though, thanks. I really do appreciate it.

Tsuki Kanade
Tsuki Kanade
9 years ago

So that's where you went…. Best of luck Hurp! Hopefully your stuff was backed up somewhere. It's already a pain to look for it but losing a connection? That's too much.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  Tsuki Kanade

It wasn't. :(

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
9 years ago

I know what it's like to lose it all. I lost all my shares from here, plus some nice booty pron when I nuked my external drive partition messing with a Linux thumbdrive burning program for ISOs.

Long story short, I've had to lean on the HR torrent as well as remapping my bookmarks of this site to recapture what I lost. Hence my recent comments and lurking. Can't get my intensedebate account to stick to this site like I used to.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  oldbrokenhands

Might wanna try deleting your cookies here and there, and then logging in on intensedebate.com. See if it works.

I sent you an email thanking you already, but I'll do it again publically. Thanks man, I appreciate every dime~

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

I tried all the cookies route. I think my adblock and the new chromium don't play well with some of the site mechanics.
No problem, thanks for all you do on the site. You too Oliver, but y'all both already knew that.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  oldbrokenhands

Well, since you donated to me, I'll try and help you fix this issue. But it'll have to wait until I can actually use IRCs again… Running mIRC locks up my computer :(

PrinceHeir
PrinceHeir
9 years ago

Man that sucks :(

I know what you feel losing 500 GiB worth of data.

Happened to me last 2012 summer remember(I've gotten over with it though since Hentairules just released a gigatorrent :D)?

So that's why you haven't been posting lately. Still didn't hear about your sickness, was it colds or fever? Must have suck to happen in the middle of Summer.

Hope you recover quickly, i don't really know how i can help you since i too have been using some money for food and equipment as well as books for upcoming semester.

So best of luck to you HurpDurp!

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  PrinceHeir

Yeah, but the stuff I lost isn't in the megatorrent D:

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago

Welp. Just ordered the computer. Set me back $2300. $200 was covered by the generous donations I received from here, so I appreciate that wholeheartedly.

This will be my last post until I get my new PC. If it doesn't work, I'll be fucked since I won't even be able to RMA it. :(

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Good luck dude !

And, to the super kind guys who helped Hurp, you're cool human beings. Really :)

D.C,
D.C,
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

This time get a couple of external HDD's to back up your stuff, twice.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  D.C,

I don't have enough money for 20TBs of external harddrives.

Ruri
Ruri
9 years ago

NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! That was a lot!! DX But it's good that you've recovered from your sickness now. :D

And it seems there's also a lot of people who donated as well. I can't really do much though, but I wish you well. =D

Anyway, you can indeed try the no-fap for weeks/months as well while you're still recovering from the data loss, and when you recovered them back, it would be a blast when you "do" hahahahahahahaha. XDD

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago

Welp, new computer is up and running and Kindle has been fixed.

Still trying to recover data and reaquire all my programs, so I'm not "back" yet.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Woohoo !

Look at who's back.

Or almost :D

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

*Thumbs Up*

Shadow
Shadow
9 years ago

Are you just unable to communicate without memes?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
9 years ago
Reply to  Shadow

Yes, but no.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Piji00, I don't think that's likely to work. You see, memes "work" because they serve a double purpose, they put a discussion on a predetermined track that makes mutual comprehension faster and easier, and they provide an artificial but comforting sense of community (us understanding the meme versus them feeling awkward not knowing it) allowing to fight the sense of inner emptiness plaguing us on the internet. Plus, we're talking about HurpDurp.

So, no, your hopes are in vain :D

And I'm wondering if it would have worked better with a "WHY U NO STOP USING MEMES", sigh.