A horrible scream of death and agony, please ?
Hey everyone
These last two weeks, there has been a fucken telemarketing company that’s been calling me several times per day to try and sell me divination services, and my polite “forget my number” requests are being ignored.
I take that rather humorously, it isn’t destroying me. As they’re the only persons calling from a hidden number, at least I recognize them in advance. I play roles, my favorites would be to answer “hello, 13th police station, what may I do for you ?” and listen to the *gasp* on the other side, other favorites being playing the idiot and repeating “hello ? Yes, yes. Yes. Hello ?” – I can keep them during a whole two minutes like that, my record !! Or engaging a conversation before telling – “wait a minute, there’s someone at the door“, I mimic walking and let out a loud cry of pain while begging for mercy.
But, still, I’d like to take things a bit farer.
Maybe either they’ll stop calling me at last, or then those fuckers will get a bit more for their money.
What I’d like is an audio of a HORRIBLE scream of pain. Of agony. Of despair. Sending chills down the spine. And giving nightmares.
And lasting, a cry of hopelessness, of misery.
I would lead the person into listening to me, and after 20 seconds, place my phone on my speakers and play the audio
Would you have something like that, that I could play into my phone on demand ?
A recommendation ?
As long as there are no dialogues and no background music to destroy the “experience”, it fits.
If you have a youtube of this, or you can tell me “this movie. This time frame.“, that would be perfect !
Thanks a lot if you can help ! ^_^
What comes to mind are torture scenaros or movies. There might be horrble screams og pain there.
You can use some JAV actresses' moans … oh wait… they might call you back.
It will be very funny if they fap/schlick to it though.
You know what you should do? Pretend halfway through the call that a robbery is taking place and tell them to call the police. Then again, playing a nukige at high volume would work wonders as well.
try crapping sound, shud be disgusting i'd say
This might help. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGsDB5n0RF8
Also, try talking to them in a foreign language (like Turkish or something). If you don't know any foreign languages like than then just learn how to pronounce a few phrases (try the audio option in google translate https://translate.google.com/ )
I wouldn't recommend. It isn't convincing. ^_^
Not totally convincing, but it's got some good… I'll keep it for variety, thanks TJCID ! ^^
THIS ONE http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xn6hhrX34Pw
No. Plus, the person wouldn’t recognize a wilhelm cry if it heard one :/
haha I like you
I do like to mess with them as well. Especially door knockers. The poor mormon boys that tried to save me will forever remember the 7feet tal dude with a morning boner asking them for sweet sweet love ^^
Some other ideas:
– Phone sex line (You know the paid service. Just for women and/or bisexual people, people with some fetish.)
– Pretend your old school mates. Be glad he/she finally got a job, ect.
– "This is 911. What is your emergency?"
– (crimescene) "How did you know mr. …"
– have someone ask you what to do with the body (being overheard)
– Suicide hotline. "Dont be afraid. Theres no need to be shy."
– Microsoft help line.
For God's sake, man. You are cruel. Funny, but cruel.
The poor guys are working. Anyway, these last days I have been receiving continuous calls from a satellite TV looking for a client whom I have never heard about. I am starting to consider your idea.
They are working for a shitty employer and refusing my requests to be removed from their lists even though they know the low obligates them to do so. So, yeah, it's a shitty employer but they're part of the shit machine, being just wheels in the machinery is no excuse.
That's why I say they deserve their share of the traumatism. But I'll see if I can get to talk to their manager, too.
Maybe you can use parts of the "Shinji scream" from the old Evangelion movie?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3Uge0DljYA
Aaah, I like the Shinji screams, yeaaaah !
That one is unusable, but, god, I laughed when Georg Solti's version of the 9th Symphony came, this made Shinji's yells utterly ENJOYABLE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZfT_j0SPPo
Then I went for that one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUlL55a3EoM
Then I settled for that one : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcUVtXJMkJs
I can also quite well view myself casually talking to the bothersome salesperson while having this played so loud it almost covers our conversation and the person has to yell too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc5JchtQ_eg
No, seriously, just, NO
For whatever mysterious reason, I recommend THIS – maybe you can cut, paste, edit and re-work the actual sounds into a most unintelligible cacophony.:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUbQHPTaPQY
Boarpf… Not very convincing, not immediately horrifying. I could imitate an elephant for all it would be worth…
Just heavy breathing could do some wonders or just going "u huh, u huh.. yeah, yeah" followed by desperate begging to just talk to you and telling you haven't heard any human voices other than those in your head in years. Or just going full psychotic on the caller with mood swings, yelling and wispering "secrets" about aliens and stuff and all the other stuff you can come up with.
Man, I once just went as far as to tell to the person on the phone how GOOD it felt to have a human talk to me while my family had abandoned me and I was dying from cancer with only one month to live and as only contact a nurse visiting me one hour per day in the evening.
Now, I want to TRAUMATIZE them further
That was good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26k-yFfbnTI
Thought for mobile phones.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS !!!
That one will do, oh god yesss !!!
Thanks Alex
You are welcome.
a mad laugh also isn't bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C65oaIHsdYM
Not really shocking, though…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9c3CwmLjVpE
Hey, not bad. I'll occasionally try that one, thank you ^^
I once took the phone out back with me and started to yell "Hey, who are you, the fuck are you woa wo ao" and I fired my shotgun(I live way out in the country). Then I set phone on table. Came back 5 minutes later and they had just hung up. I wonder how many, 'are you okays?' they said.
As long as they don't call the cops, that wasn't bad enough
um maybe "Blood for the Blood God" (sometimes followed by 'Skulls for the Skull Throne') that and blood … blood … blood for the chaos gods is fun if only i could attach it
horrible quality but i couldn´t find any better on the fly:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VndN5EKNjYQ
hmmm… no, even in my language, that sounds like a movie from beginning to end, so it wouldn't work :/
Anything with a Nicolas Cage monologue and I guarantee no more calls.
Find it for me and I'll try to find the French version, but I highly doubt it would work
Old Nick doesn't speak a lick of French unfortunately, so I decided to give you my backup:
http://youtu.be/mk2E1CoGe98
Should work if you're not afraid of possibly offending the Indian community.
Music and stuff everywhere, it's not taking the person by surprise, he or she'll have hung up before it becomes fun ^^
Have you ever tried the Tom Mabe phone prank, where they dial in into a murder scene and you're the police investigator? It's an old prank in youtube.
We're not speaking English, man ^^
HAHA you can't imagine how hard I laughed at this post x.x
I fkin cried because I just spent like 4mins laughing SO GOT SDAM HARD! … ouch my face hurts…
ah BTW this should work just fine…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCW3RdUiYYQ
Nah, background music, lots of talking (and since we're in French, it's got to be non-verbal), lots of time lost before the yell, a yell not lasting long enough. That's not traumatizing material, not enough for the evil phone buggers
Look up "Careful With That Axe, Eugene" by Pink Floyd, (it's on Umma Gumma), there's a great scream about 2/3 of the way in. There is some background music.
We scared the sh*t out of someone by pausing the CD up just right and starting the CD at max volume.
Playing "Several Species of Small Furry Animals…" from the same album could also have interesting results (though not traumatising, it could have funny results)
Also, do be careful, you may become the hazing ritual for new employees….
Won't wory. But I enjoyed the song, so thank you ^^
A scream huh? Maybe this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqLH9CY4dws
Hmmm, nope, but thanks nonetheless ^^
Just saying you could use the Taken line from the first movie when he is talking to the bad just the first time saying i will find you. Or use the something from home alone like this part https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eXvZXcb_oY from about 4 min till after the shooting starts.
in my country you can get some sort of restriction order against that company for telephone harassment, and IF the keep pestering you can sue them. also your telephone company should be able to block any number / unknown number if you ask for it (in some countries the charge for it)
My phone number is already disallowing commercial phoning campaigns, and I'm like 100% sure it's not operated from my home country. So, the callers know they're doing it wrong and wrongly, which is why I don't feel bad for raping their ears or doing my best to waste their time ^^
That said, I'll look into blocking anon numbers… thanks…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFMsqrG9RWg not so fond of this kinda thing, but a friend shared it to me, and thought it might be of help to our current endeavor. you should ask them if they’re able to divinate if you want their product or not, or if they’re able to divinate how much of a stupid thing it is for a divination service to call randomly looking for clients, instead of actually divinating their prospect customers
Good materials, but kinda hard to crop. Oh well ^^
@Oliver
I had a problem with a telemarketer a couple years back they would not stop calling so I let them listen to a guy called Ned from bubba the love sponge Ned is one racist SOB but he also does parady songs, this is the one I played on the phone really loud never heard from them again lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsmHLcsedRI
Haha ^^ The problem is that these guys call and call again no matter what, there are plenty of them (a big call center in northern africa maybe), and they're not deleting me from their lists. So it's not about getting delisted anymore, it's about raping the ears of my free time rapists
ever consider an air horn?
Nope. I got kids at home, I don't want to lose hearing from an ears the day they find it and decide to wake me up with a joke.
Would actual torture be too much? I might have a few audio files from serial killers and/or people in general pain that have been leaked over the last few years.
Errr… that, no, 'cause I'd have to hear them too and I want to avoid going so far O_o
Lol these stupid services calls me from time to time.
This one would be nice: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw98ARXfcqk
Wait… They are french?? Then this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WY8CJL-cro4
Just… no ^^;;
how about talking like good old smiggle….?
Too tiring
Awww.. a whole bunch of perverts using their combined insanity to traumatize a poor workslave. Gotta love the internet ^^
In a twisted way, yeah
You can use a high pitch sound like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BX7Ar3Z-oTo
turn the volume real high but dont forget to cover your ears
Hmmmnot rape-ish enough…
Have you tried suicidal-black/death-metal?
(The instruments won't set in for the first 30 seconds and you could run a loop.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttz-ieGP2I
(And should I worry that I somtetimes like to listen to this kind of music? xD)
"And should I worry"
Heh, fuck no, you can listen to whatever you want… is what I would like to say.
But three evenings ago I found myself realizing I was starting to enjoy listening to Slipknot, and it made me worry my tastes were going bad
I thought this would be an easy assignment. There's all kinds of torture porn out there in the motion picture industry, but most of it apparently is accompanied by a soundtrack. Guess you just can't have torture without a little music.
"Music to Torture by", brought to you by the makers of "Now That's What I Call Music."
Guess you'll need to cut and paste some stuff together like a ransom note. Either that or get together with friends and family to act out Ollie's new one act play, "Death of a Salesman, but Torture First."
Willy Loman has tortured audiences for decades, it's time for some payback.
Huhu
For the moment, I'm randomly having these, placing my phone between my headphones and pumping the volume, then hitting play : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Jl9gUhJwc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUlL55a3EoM http://youtu.be/FcUVtXJMkJs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26k-yFfbnTI http://youtu.be/9c3CwmLjVpE?t=11s https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uttz-ieGP2I
What you need todo is the crime scene prank.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIVfrBFc5og
also wasnt your idea a ncis episode?
how about sounds from Ju-on the grudge? the japanese version.. either the ghost (kayako) or the sound of his son's ghost?
or perhaps you can use the sounds from The Insidious?
Sorry, I don't have either the links nor the time frame
Don't know if you'll see this Oliver, but something like what they're doing is actually considered a crime and can be prosecuted if you have the sufficient evidence. Then you just take it to a court to subpoena them. Sounds like a bunch of effort, but if they don't stop bugging you, you should consider it.
If you're french in France you can contact the french personal data protection authority also know as the CNIL. believe me they will make stop them pretty quickly. Also you can use the pacitel programm and alert them concerning this situation. It's pretty efficient.
Hidden number, remember ? :/
Well, regardless of hidden number or not your phone company will have the number regardless of the level of protection(it’s inherent in the technology). So record the time & duration etc. Turn it over to your telecommunications watchdog etc and they can get a police order for the number. If it’s one of the lower level protections you might even be able to call the phone company yourself and get the number.
Or you could try to figure out how one of those number redirection scams(so you don’t have to pay the cost for the redirected call)) works and relay them to a phone sex line or some such.