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SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK !!! – Aka, Hentai quotes, reloaded ! :D

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I had a picture with crazy hilarious hentai quotes. But… I didn’t imagine there would be so many updates to this document…

Today, I was contacted by a nice guy called Dasvaun, with a new version of these hentai quotes. Thank you for the picture, man ^_^

Let’s play a game, I dare you to identify as many as possible of these quotes :twisted:

The image (click to enlarge) :

Oh god :D

I’ll give the depositfiles keys I can to the people providing the most numerous (not given yet) answers :)

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17 Comments on "SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK !!! – Aka, Hentai quotes, reloaded ! :D"

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MHM
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Wonder what the aliens would think or say if THIS is so-to-say, intercepted by them?

Oliver AKA The Admin
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They don't know of it. Cause if they knew, they would have already turned Earth into antimatter or a black hole.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin

Allright, i'll start, I recognize only two ^^
– the long and hard megacocks is from Panty http://www.hentairules.net/2014/12/31/panty-engli
– the "thrusting into my brain" comes from KampFuck http://www.hentairules.net/2010/07/15/kampfer-hen

Dasvaun
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Thanks for posting. I had no idea something like this even existed before I found it.

The ever classic " Satan, guide my cock" is by Locke (An artist who I have NO idea if they even still exist) http://g.e-hentai.org/s/d74aceef93/191949-17

Thats honestly the only one I know for now.

loplop
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I see that Food Network Hentai is still appreciated all these years later . . ."Who Would Frost a Cake With Their Butt?"

Kurzwaltz Messer
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Wasn't that a rewrite?

loplop
Guest

Yes, it was. But it's one of those rewrites that was much better than the originial material.

meerkatdance
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"Humans can make cows pregnant?!" and "Whenever mom was at work I had sex with the cow" are from Taropun's "Milk Party"
"We'll show you the power of our bonds…" is from Midoh Tsukasa's "You-Doku"
"But I'll take your virginity mom" is from "Saimin Jutsu"

meerkatdance
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"As expected of country grown vegetables" from Takemura Sesshu's "Asu Hi Daradara"

ParacetJunkie
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Let's see what I can find… this is a tough task you've given us, though!

"Be honest with me. I bet you have a cat tail butt plug laying around here somewhere, don't you?" is from "Becoming Your Kitty Cat" by Napata, from this tank: http://www.hentairules.net/2013/11/30/lovely-love

Still doing some "research" to find some of the others!

ParacetJunkie
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"Oh crap… I've been sucking myself off so hard I forgot I needed to pee…" is from "Futachu" by Orimoto Mimana, http://www.hentairules.net/2009/03/07/futachu-eng

ParacetJunkie
Guest

Apparently, "I came with the force of a thousand suns." is a quote from "Taking Shelter From the Rain" by Boku, but since I haven't read the work myself I'll not claim it to be ultimate truth (I hear he does some loli stuff so I stayed away).

Alastor
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"I've ejaculated half my organs, after all."

The font more than anything gives it away. It's from Fate/Stay Night. Particuarly, the dream sequence in Heaven's Feel when Shirou is having sex with Rin.

Skå Vi Älska?
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Nice one Oliver, I needed something for the next anime convention quiz I come up with…

Tonyorobsky
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Damn, those quotes were so… Just so… It's like going to the zoo for the first time, just that instead of animals, there are quotes. Many of them were so weird/terrible they gave me cancer and I gave up reading the rest of them before mentaly preparing myself. I also think I won't identify more than 10% of them.

hbomatt
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I’m gonna get pregnant from my ass.

How can you get pregnant from the ass? She’s a magical girl, she can do anything.

And the epic final, a picture of kyubei saying, “humans breed from their poop holes.”

No clue what it is but please somebody tell me. My life will never be complete without it.

Ryu
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"Satan guide my cock" is a quote from the hentai short story "Happy Birthday Brother"

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