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Hey guys, it’s Hurp. Remember me? No? Don’t blame ya’. I haven’t posted in almost a year. Shit happened that I don’t feel like getting into (but you should recall at least my computer exploded back in July, a couple of people donated and I really did appreciate that), but I’m back for at least a little while: Specifically as long as I can afford Internet and/or electricity as my only source of income went and died. (And I have not been very fruitful in the getting a job department despite my repeated attempts, so seriously stop beating a dead horse already, Oliver…) Also, I had a boil on my ass for awhile so it actually made sitting at a computer almost impossible (and I think I’m getting another one D:)

Anywho, I figured I’d let you guys know I’ll get back into posting h-audios soon enough (next month, maybe?) and while I’m at it ask you guys to make new requests for audios in the comments so I actually have some stuff to post! I actually haven’t listened to a single file this entire time I was gone. And if I did, I completely forgot about it because that’s how boring it was so I probably wouldn’t have posted it anyway.

For anyone who cares, the poll was pretty 50/50. So just as many people like me as hate me. I’m okay with that dot jay peg.

By the way, currently editing Kimisuki while I type up this post. So that might be out before my first audio post :o BUT it won’t be posted here, it’ll only be on THMMY. Oliver said the rest looks too rori, but the whole tank got decensored so I’ll post that version here with the full version there. May or may not get delayed by T.Starrk not being on to upload it to e-hentai, tho.

Also , you say “But, Hurp! What about the h-animes!? Think about the h-animes!” Well, if that’s what you’re looking for, I’ve got some sad news for ya. Subdesu stopped releasing videos for free and now only streams online AND YOU HAVE TO PAY THEM MONEY TO ACCESS IT ,(haha, no go fuck yourselves) and Erobeat hasn’t released a thing since February. So, yeah. I can’t post them anymore since I can’t actually get any to upload…


Hello! This post is getting on years, so here's a friendly mention... If all the links are dead, you may try using
THE HENTAIRULES GIGATORRENT
to grab the file you want. You can just pick the stuff you need, it's quick and easy :)

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Katsu
Katsu

Oliver who is this man?? am scared…lol

K-nine
K-nine

This man here is the guy who introduced me to the world of ear-pleasuring

Oh, and Hurp, I'd like to request RJ152294, RJ145561, RJ141510 (All by the same VA)
Thanks in advance :D

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

I think that was supposed to be a joke orz

K-nine
K-nine

Lol
Yea :P
I'll wait for ur post Hurp :D

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

By the way, all the things you requests aren't porn. You still want them if I find 'em?

K-nine
K-nine

Yea, It's okay :D
Thanks bro

Katsu
Katsu

XD

blitzking10
blitzking10

Yea Subdesu's new way of doing things sucks, but at least they wont be forced to shutdown. And they are not fully a pay to view type site, the non premiums can view the video in a week after release. And there is a way to get the videos, but you need either a Firefox based browser, or use Comodo Dragon and have an addon that can grab imbedded objects. Not sure if Chrome has any addons like that at all, i dont use it. But i know the addon method works, i have used it! Muahahahaha!!!!

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

While this is true, it's actually 2 weeks you gotta wait and the quality of the free version is GOD AWFUL (supposedly)

I would like to try if your downloading the video idea works, but I just checked and EVERY SINGLE VIDEO has been deleted from their server. So… not forced to shut down, huh?

By the way, hosting illegal stuff yourself is more likely to cause you to get shut down than linking to someone else hosting it.

Also, Oliver, any chance I could get a 1 month DF gold account? Send it to my email or something.

blitzking10
blitzking10

I just got done checking, all their vids are up for me, well at least streaming wise. If my internet is willing to comply, if you find any vids that you like, I could try and upload them to a host for you. It will be a mp4 with subs hard-coded.

Kago
Kago

Welcome back Hurp. I would like to request RJ142722 (features Nogami Natsuki and Kanoko) and recommend RJ138503 (this one has working links on the interweb, not sure if I should leave it here though) while I'm at it. RJ138503 has some crazy awesome ear-licking tracks, also by Natsuki and Kanoko so if that's your thing, it's definitely worth checking it out.

kokotheworm
kokotheworm

I like what you do Hurp , I do but as I understand SQUAT of spoken and written Japanese I never could get fully into the audio you post . Still good luck with that endeavor .

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Well, if you like it, you should try learning Japanese! The quicker you start, the quicker you'll be done!

dudedudeson
dudedudeson

RJ152347 – ロリババァの肉壺
just came out though, so probably no dice.
appreciate what you're doing, nonetheless

loplop
loplop

Nice to see you're still around Hurp. I'm looking forward to the new posts.

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands

After reading the post I am confused about one thing.

Are you getting a new ass, computer, or boil.

Cause if it's a new ass you need, they're doing wonderful things in Brazil these days and you may want a shapely derriere…just saying.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

I got a new computer (partially thanks to you~), my ass got a new boil, my new boil is all but gone already.

Bryn
Bryn

NIce to see you back

can i request RJ131231?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Odd. This appears to have been pulled from DLsite Japan.

Edit: Apparently if you go to http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/announce/ = /product_id/RJ131231.html, it works, but if you go to http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/ = /product_id/RJ131231.html it doesn't…

FailBoatInSpace
FailBoatInSpace

Welcome back Hurp,
Got some advice for that boil problem for you. The way I deal with them is to put some hydrogen peroxide in a small plastic shotglass and then place it over the boil and then sit or lay down so the boil is submerged. I then leave it submerged for a few minutes, then take the shot glass off and let the boil air out for a while.
I then repeat this process two or three times twice a day untill the skin around the boil becomes so soft that it pops like a normal pimple. Youll want to keep it clean after that by continuing to submerge the boil in hydrogen peroxide for a few more days to keep the infection down.
This usually takes care of my boils, and though I've never had one on my ass, the one on my shoulder was probably the one that was the hardest to treat this way.
Hope this helps Derp.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

I just put some neosporin on it and it goes away in a few days. But thanks for the advice.

FailBoatInSpace
FailBoatInSpace

Well I'm glad that works for youm but if all youre doing is putting neosporin on it and it goes away and never comes back, then what you have there is just a pimple.
Believe me, I had no idea for years that what I was dealing with were boils and not just pimples, cause I would pop them over and over again in the same exact place and they'd always come back.
Its hard to tell the difference between and really bad pimple and a boil sometimes, but if you don't get the head out of the boil it will continue to come back again and again because the cause of the infection still hasn't lef the body and your imune system will continue to attack it untill it goes away.
Well, if neosporin works, then it works. Just don't let it get so bad that they have to put you on a round of antibiotics. Last time I had a really bad boil on my arm I walked into the doctors office and the first thing he said when he saw my it was, "Oh my."

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Trust me, it's a boil. Neosporin helps with the pain until it pops and all the shit inside oozes out. And stops any infection from getting in.

FailBoatInSpace
FailBoatInSpace

Ahh, you didnt want pain… yeah, thats something I really should of mentioned in the original post, that I now just remembered.
Using hydrogen peroxide to flush out a boil burns. Sometimes bad, sometimes the healthy cleansing burn, mostly the sissy hissing about how it feels like its stripping away the top layers of infected flesh kind of burn.
Whatever works best for you. Now I'm starting to wonder why neosporin never worked for me. The only thing I can think of is because the bacteria I'm exposed to on a daily basis is probably alot more virulent then what the average person is exposed to. Ah the perks of being a dairy farmer, daily exposure of cow shit and piss to my skin, aint nothing like it…

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

To be fair, it didn't work as well the first time. That one was a lot bigger than this one, possibly because I realized what it was a lot quicker than last time (which i was sitting on for a week for saying anything to anyone, that hurt a ton). Worked well this time and it was actually well on it's way to being gone by the time this post went live (I scheduled it on Friday like I used to do), but I'm not even applying any more now. It's completely gone.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Oliver AKA The Admin

But it's fun to make big buttons pop!

(said the guy who didn't read your conversation and has neither boils nor pimples. Oliver over, heading out!)

FailBoatInSpace
FailBoatInSpace

Oh, I agree. the best buttons are the ones that pop so big that they expload bloody puss all over the bathroom mirror. If you've ever seen an abcess pop, GD thats a treat for the eyes.

HypnoPhag
HypnoPhag

No request yet, but posting in the hope you'll happen to see this soon by some freak accident.
Phan is doing a twitcast (her username is operaza_phantan, same as her gaming account) as she reads + records a new h-audio. She just left because the next part would get her banned hah, but she said she'll probably come back for more. It seems she records ~5-minute sections straight.

I also caught recently a live Q&A session of hers (twitcast allows multiple people to talk in the same channel at once) about her job as a seiyuu etc. She got a fair number of Qs from aspiring seiyuus and explained a few things about the industry and stuff. I also learned she's got another pseudo for non-H work, and she gave Luminous Hearts as an example of game she'd been in (this might be enough to pinpoint her). Ah, and she likes Kamen Rider (stopped to watch it and resumed afterwards). I'm getting far from the H-audio theme here, but I'm hoping knowing more about the ppl behind it will give more depth to the experience (I'll put this theory to test next time I hear that audio of hers where she challenges you not to fall under, a favorite of mine).

HypnoPhag
HypnoPhag

Hah, she said there was something noisy (didn't understand what exactly) and she'll have to retake.
So now she's waiting for the noise to stop and is reading aloud Koe no Oshigoto from the beginning. It's quite a feat considering she's got to change her voice for each character + figure the intonation as she reads…

lol she just bumped into a sentence she can't manage to read straight through, she went tehe kamimashita like 4 times

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Orz I missed it :< KdO is one of the mangas I scanslated for like a week, so I would've quite enjoyed hearing that ;_;

Protip: Next time reply to one of my posts and I'll get an email immediately that you replied to me.

I noticed some of them say "Recorded Radio" but I can't figure out how to start it… Also, is there a way to get notified when she streams other than installing some kinda adware program?

HypnoPhag
HypnoPhag

oops sorry, thought you'd also get an email for top-level comments since it was a post of yours, but on second thought that makes no sense because intensedebate doesn't know that :-(

In the live history, only the streams with an orange "REC" box over them are playable, the others are there just to troll you. Also, the live history is totally incomplete. For starts, it's missing yesterday's cast. There's so much I don't grasp about twitcast, like, I've figured you need to be given "coins" to extend your broadcast every 30 minutes, but there are many other gifts including cups of tea which must be useful for something because Phantan repeatedly asked for some. And I don't know if somebody's paying real cash for that crap or what.

As for the notifications, here's a quick & dirty bash script that ought to do the trick:
http://pastebin.com/nS0zq1uQ

This engineering marvel^H^H^H^H^H shitty hack will fetch the webpage every 5 minutes and beep 3 times + print the url if the corresponding twitcast is live. Run it as "bash beepcast.sh operaza_phantan user2 user3 etc" If you're on windows, you'll have to find somebody to port this to powershell or something or install cygwin. You can replace the part thay says "beep; beep; beep" with something to send yourself an email or whatever.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Fuck, I am on Windows. :(

HypnoPhag
HypnoPhag

hah that was… interesting. At some point somebody commented "if you don't say stuff like 'gonna shave now' we can't tell what you're doing" and then she thought it was a good idea and started to shave down there with this heart-shaped thing http://imgur.com/ocGjypO You could hear the distinct sound of the razor blades cutting hair, and more than one commentator appreciated it and some even suggested incorporating it in her next work, so it might actually happen… She finally clarified she was not going full paipan, since her razor didn't cut to the root.

This is bad… I'm being engulfed by the randomness of her channel and don't know how to record it automatically yet…

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

http://manual.audacityteam.org/manual/o/man/tutor
Try this.

By the way, I couldn't get that pastebin to work on cygwin:

beepcast.sh: line 2: $'r': command not found
beepcast.sh: line 4: $'r': command not found
beepcast.sh: line 6: syntax error near unexpected token `$'dor''
'eepcast.sh: line 6: ` for n in $*; do

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Damn! It seems like it ended just as I woke up orz

If you were on Windows, I could teach you how to record inline audio…

HypnoPhag
HypnoPhag

FYI, she's twitcasting from her bathtub right now. No ecchi expected.

Mr Bits
Mr Bits

HurpDurp, It’s thanks to you that I discovered the world of H Audios, if you want some of the ones that I have collected please let me know, I think you were a fan of the Twin Sisters Series

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

Unless you purchased some yourself, it's highly doubtful you have anything I don't have :c

But I can post a link with every request I currently have if you wanna see what I'm actively looking for.

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict

Away a couple days, HurpDurp makes a return… all I can say is woohoo!

A couple of those on your already requested are ones I requested (Succubus Legends 1 and 2, RJ044852 and RJ057422 respectively), so, post those please. Or don't. It's really up to you.

Whatever you share, I'll peruse, and if it's a sexy seduction I'll download it.

And, at the risk of beating a dead horse, hope you find a job / income soon. Living on (financial) borrowed time is rough. Been there, done that, don't wish it on anyone.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp

So how exactly do I know if it's running? I did the command and seemingly nothing happened.

I mean, I know it's gonna beep when she goes online, but I was at least half expecting a confirmation that it started…

HypnoPhag
HypnoPhag

If you want to make sure it works (it did on the win8 + cygwin box I tested it on, and it really should for you too as long as you make sure to install curl with cygwin's installer), just go to http://us.twitcasting.tv/, get the username of somebody who is streaming atm., and add it to the argument list when running the script. Within a few seconds, it should print the current date plus the URL of the active twitcast, and play C:WindowsMedianotify.wav (AFAIK that file comes with windows so it should be available on every system). If so, kill it with CTRL-c and rerun with the desired param list.