In your opinion, guys… What is the BIGGEST LIE in hentai?

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By Oliver (AKA the Admin) on 87 comments
in Categories: Just Talking

So, yeah, what do you think is the biggest lie we read in hentai?

Personally, I’d go for “Just the tip!“.
I’ve read other nice ones, for instance that cumming inside feels good for girls, or the hips moving on their own, or the tale that teaching sex to women makes them spread their legs…

And you, you’d have other funny lies to mention? ^^

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Someone
Someone
7 years ago

The resistance of the guys, they can cum buckets and tons of times without breaking a sweat

Eyeofthetiger
Eyeofthetiger
7 years ago

Sexually Transmitted Infections don’t exist.

MHM
MHM
7 years ago

I’d volunteer the one where the woman realizes and vocalizes often loudly that her womb is dropping down to meet the head of the man’s organ, thereby ensuring all the sperm goes into the womb.

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loplop
7 years ago

Incest is as common as the sun coming up in the morning.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago

No, it isn’t. Fortunately.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  loplop

Actually,. That’s a problem, as I hate incest-based stories.

kuro
kuro
7 years ago

Stockholm syndrom esque development for rape victims

John Doe
John Doe
7 years ago

The guy and the girl cumming at the same time during sex

General Hentai
General Hentai
7 years ago
Reply to  John Doe

I’ve done that many times IRL. After I wring as many orgasms out of her, when her final orgasm hits, then you come. Good communication is important, and a lot of times we don’t make the extra effort, or she can’t get that elusive last orgasm. But, yeah, this happens in real life.

Battousai124
Battousai124
7 years ago

It’s not cheating if it’s in the ass

Anon
Anon
7 years ago

cum filling uteruses/uteruses who open/dicks going inside it…
it doesn’t work like that XD

Antonio
Antonio
7 years ago
Reply to  Anon

That would cause permanent damage if I’m not mistaken.

Ayle
Ayle
7 years ago
Reply to  Antonio

It wouldn’t cause damage but it would hurt like a mofo. We are talking childbirth level of pain here.

Paradise Baby
7 years ago

That everyday is a safe day for girls?

Kurzwaltz Messer
Kurzwaltz Messer
7 years ago

Girl gets mind-broken from first-time anal sex without preparation?

Hazed
Hazed
7 years ago

Starting sex with no foreplay, just going right in, not even any fingering.

Seishiro Haga
Seishiro Haga
7 years ago

Mind control app

Anon
Anon
7 years ago

I’d have to contest that the guy cumming inside or couples cumming at the same time are lies. I wouldn’t say it’s an absolute, but I know more than a few ladies that get immensely turned on when they feel the guy cum, and that seems to be a bit of a trigger for them. Apparently it’s something to do with the twitching sensation combined with that point-of-no-return/pure-lust thing we do. I guess they just really like feeling sexually attractive.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago

Not just a lie, but also a ridiculous narrative. (I remember to have already mentioned that here.)
In real world, it is rare for an ordinary woman to make an ordinary man ejaculate with an ordinary blowjob. In hentai, the girls starts sucking and, voilà, the ejaculation is done. I believe that explains the decrease of population in Japan. Once everyone ejaculates with simple blowjobs, there is no sperm enough when the penetration takes place, and thus pregnancy has become rarity.

MHM
MHM
7 years ago

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Pavlov
Pavlov
7 years ago

No. Even a droplet of sperm is enough to get a woman pregnant. Common sense should tell you that if a blowjob or handjob could lower the sperm count enough to stop pregnancy, the whole world would be using that technique throughout history. Japan’s birthrate is lower because they don’t want to have as many kids, it’s as simple at that.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  Pavlov

Man, that was irony! Can’t you really see that?

Pavlov
Pavlov
7 years ago

I’m a little sensitive to fake news and alternative facts right now. Try me again in 4 years.

Nykage
Nykage
7 years ago

All males have baseball bat dongs

Log
Log
7 years ago

Women getting horny because guys have a big dick.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  Log

But women do respect big dicks (despite the politically correct legend) the same way guys do respect tight pussies.

Cercy
Cercy
7 years ago

Not really. I’m a girl and we dont respect big dicks becuase it can hurt during sex. :/

A Nony Mouse
A Nony Mouse
6 years ago
Reply to  Cercy

That fits.

The latest real science I’ve heard found some preference for size in flaccid penises but that the effect they measured did not apply to erect penises. Interesting but not very useful.

garhunt05
garhunt05
7 years ago

all touches= pleasure/orgasm
that is the biggest lie I’ve ever seen
biting=okay
crushing dick under a foot=orgasm
surprise anal= biggest orgasm ever!

General Hentai
General Hentai
7 years ago
Reply to  garhunt05

Anal sex can result in some of the most mindblowing orgasms a woman will ever experience. And, yes, surprise anal can result in the “biggest orgasm ever!” A certain percentage of the female population (the estimates are all over the place) is anally orgasmic. Most of those women have no idea that they are capable of an anal orgasm. When a woman has anal play, anal sex for the first time, when done right, only then will she discover that side of her sexual nature, and even then she might resist it because of the “dirty” nature of anal sex (the opposite, of course, are first timers who become excited at the idea of breaking a taboo).

Female orgasm is still something of a mystery, with research still ongoing. However, there’s a theory (not universally 100% agreed to) out there that all orgasms are actually clitoral orgasms, that any stimulation of other body parts also stimulates the clitoris. The nerve endings for the clitoris go back into a woman’s body, and, the theory goes, also can transmit pleasure to the clitoris. According to this theory, g-spot stimulation is really stimulating a nerve bundle connected to the clit, and that in many women’s case, those nerves go around the anus, which when stimulated by anal sex, cause clitoral stimulation.

That’s not my theory, but what I can say is that I’ve seen this in action to think there’s something to it. I’ve made a few girls cum just from sucking their nipples. But thinking back, each time it happened, she was rubbing her thighs together. Nipples gave pleasure, rubbing thighs stimulates clitoris = orgasm.

There are also women who can come from anal sex solely from anal penetration. But there are also women who need clitoral stimulation to seal the deal. Where it really gets explosive is when you’ve got a woman who can come solely through anal play/penetration, but you play with her clit at the same time. Her. Mind. Blown.

There are also women who never will have an anal orgasm, for whom it is painful and unpleasant. For some, this is psychological, but for others it appears that there’s a legitimate biological reason.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  General Hentai

I must agree that women can really reach orgasms taking up the assohole, but female orgasms are always clitoral, so it is a case of anatomy. My experience has shown me that girls with the inniest pussies are most open to reach orgasms with anal penetrations, while the outiest ones can even enjoy it, but without orgasms.
Then again, this is my private experience, so it has no scientific value.

Anony-mouse
Anony-mouse
7 years ago

Japanese high schools are hotbeds of sexual activity. They’re doing it everywhere: in classrooms after school, club rooms, remote stairwells, the library, the gym storage room, the locker room, the infirmary, the pool, the teachers’ lounge, the principal’s office, behind the school, on the roof….

MHM
MHM
7 years ago
Reply to  Anony-mouse

(Connected with this one from Anony-mouse) the School Nurse is the perfect and infallible wingman or matchmaker.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  Anony-mouse

During the class as well.

TJCrinc
TJCrinc
7 years ago

humongous tits that defy gravity. Also, they are smaller when they have clothes on but as soon as the clothes come off they suddenly grow 8 cup sizes.

General Hentai
General Hentai
7 years ago
Reply to  TJCrinc

The overwhelming majority of hentai tits have real world counterparts. The gravity defiance usually isn’t accurate, although I’ve known women who are young enough that their tits do defy gravity…at least for a few years. After that, of course ptosis sets in inevitably, with many women, indeed, the overwhelming majority, having a natural ptosis with a large bust.

As to cup size, that happens. I was with a girl who I thought was a C-cup. Off came the bra and she was a still growing F-cup. Another girl looked like a D-cup, when she was actually an H-cup. Minimizer bras exist in the real world, and can often disguise to an amazing degree the volume that’s being contained inside.

Spectraltime
Spectraltime
7 years ago

The idea that, once a gal gets sexed by a guy, she’s been “molded into the shape of [his] cock!” and can’t enjoy others.

dshgdg
dshgdg
7 years ago
Reply to  Spectraltime

I think that’s mainly a metaphor used for dirty talk. And stupid women.

Ahegao_Now
Ahegao_Now
7 years ago

Stamina….all Hentai/H Doujin males and females have Super Human Stamina. ”Oh look I just came buckets, 5 secs later…my dicks hard again, round 2! Also….the mind break factor in Hentai is ridiculous.

azrael0070
azrael0070
7 years ago

Damn, all the good ones are taken.

Kami-sama
Kami-sama
7 years ago

Forced rape and then they start to love it after 2 min. and can’t get satisfied so they let 20 men fuck them and she still wants more, wtf.
Or all the women like one man and they have sex all and 1 gets fucked the 29 other wait there turn.
High scholars have an orgy and the teacher’s and principal join or are the ones who tell them to do stuff like that.
Moms fuck there sons, wtf, and they say that it’s the best shit ever, how he’s 10 how is that possible whit the tiny dick. ther’s still more but to much and gota leve something for the others.

dan
dan
7 years ago

im joust happy to see my submision in your webpage ^o^

Antonio
Antonio
7 years ago

This one is a little rare, but I saw it sometimes. In the tentacle types, when a tentacle enter through the anus and exits through the mouth. That would surelly kill the girl by destroying the contions of her disgestive system. Cum exiting from the mouth, maybe don’t kill the girl, but it sure would come close.

Antonio
Antonio
7 years ago

But well, hentais aren’t about realism, even normal porn isn’t about that either (drugs, camera cuts, probably a careful washing of the anal tube (not sure but would make sense)), but about what is more exciting. Sure is hentai rape was exactly like a real one, not many people would like it.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  Antonio

The washing of the rectum is standard in porn, but I dare say that no girl has ever shat on my dick, although I would never be stupid to play ATM ou ATP, anyway.

kokolat
kokolat
7 years ago

penetrating womb entrance feels good when do (for women)

fat guy has longer, bigger dong than fit or skinny guy

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  kokolat

It’s the opposite in real world.

doujinguy567
doujinguy567
7 years ago

Nothing much . . .
Girl gets impossible amounts of sperm dumped inside her by impossibly large dicks every day and somehow she doesn’t get pregnant.

Either that or doing it in a public area like on a moving train “behind” everyone
or inside a locker in the locker room filled with others . . . .
and just having the idea that no one can hear what’s going on around them.

pihip
pihip
7 years ago

Rape victims submitting to their tormentors willingly because ‘their dicks feel good’ or other such garbage.

JDH
JDH
7 years ago

How about the Harem thing or the whole women can be blackmailed so easily thing.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  JDH

I dare say that I love the harem theme. It’s the perfect fantasy.

dshgdg
dshgdg
7 years ago

Giant boobs are common, boobs defy gravity, huge boobs on slim women, no sagging. Ludicrous boobs being a constant is the lie- make you disatisfied with the Bs of the world.

Pavlov
Pavlov
7 years ago

The biggest lie in hentai? Sailor Moon, hands down. I’m highly suspicious about her being a horny bitch and I’m seriously starting to question whether she can even use magic. In fact, I’m not even sure magic really exists! It might just be a story!

Yarudazuigu
Yarudazuigu
7 years ago
Reply to  Pavlov

Biggest lie in Hentai? Sex solves everything.

John Doe
John Doe
7 years ago

sex always happen :D

General Hentai
General Hentai
7 years ago

The Ahegao monologue: Where a gal will endlessly describe what’s happening to her with her tongue lolling out the entire time she’s talking.

TndX
TndX
7 years ago

All guys are multiorgasmic.

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict
7 years ago

Futanari. There simply don’t exist the sexy big titted women with functional large cocks and vaginas.
Shemales and some cases of enlarged clitoris, but not true futanari.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  HentaiAddict

Besides, futanari is a ridiculous idea, to say the least.

Silvs
Silvs
7 years ago

1st is that whatever guy does to girl is all her fault for being so hot and sexy, has big breasts, or barely noticed guy X existed. All completely ignoring fact guy X never asked her out, tried to have conversation with her past small talk, or did anything to get her attention past being a fellow classmate. Just assumed she should be the one to take action and be a mindreader of his feelings.
2nd biggest lie is probably the one where all girls/women are really cock hungry sluts and its okay to rape and abuse them as they’ll learn to enjoy it after cumming N times.
3rd. Girl is a pervert because enjoys having Y done to her despite fact that big jerk raping her has been playing mind games, knowledge of how to stimulate body, using drugs, telling her she’s solely responsible (completely ignoring fact lion’s share of responsibility is his,) and other things to mindbreak her that way.

X, N, Y are variables with no specific value.

trunks38109
trunks38109
7 years ago

Women going on with their day after being raped and not even bothering to report it.
Girls saving their virginity for a dense childhood friend.
Girls willing to let every hole on their body be violated over some damning evidence.
Hot chick so horny she masturbates in school.
Straight guys banging traps. I would if i lived in a 2d anime world.

Abetillo
Abetillo
7 years ago
Reply to  trunks38109

Unfortunately, the first one happens. And also after the girl has been brutally hit over and over. The latter appearing on the news from time to time.

General Hentai
General Hentai
7 years ago
Reply to  Abetillo

It’s been a few years since I did research on this, but rape is incredibly underreported in Japan. As of a few years ago, there was not one single 24 hour rape crisis center in Japan. I hope that’s changed, but I know that the underreporting has not.

A_Blind_Man
A_Blind_Man
7 years ago
Reply to  trunks38109

As far as straight guys banging traps, i mean if the trap was trap-y to the level of a manga, shoot, I’d hit it.

trunks38109
trunks38109
7 years ago

I know polygamy is a real thing but multiple girls willing to share one guy for the rest of their lives.I could not trust my girlfriend if she was cool with me banging her friends and family and possibly my family.

trunks38109
trunks38109
7 years ago

People not noticing someone being molested and fucked on a crowded train.

Fayt
Fayt
7 years ago

People have sex? Didn’t know that actually happens.

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
7 years ago

That the loner, closeted, etc boy will magically get a hot girl with no effort.

Okabe_Rintarou
Okabe_Rintarou
7 years ago

That the plain-looking childhood friend who wakes you up every morning is secretly interested in sex with you and wants a romantic relationship. Childhood friends don’t work that way thanks to the westermarck effect.

Battousai124
Battousai124
7 years ago
Reply to  Okabe_Rintarou

Hououin Kyouma, I have found you….
Happened to me IRL, we have known each other since we were babes and we got together and it worked for quite a while, but in the end it didn’t work out…

metoo
metoo
7 years ago

-All loli is smart know how to…
-Ahegao.
-Use underwere um…well…in normal life like common way.
-Moster girl!! ; w;) WHY!! Why not b true!!
-those girl NEVER get old.

ZeroHime100
ZeroHime100
7 years ago

Can I add that 50% of the hentai artist has a thing for cheating/NTR?
This isn’t a lie more like a fact

MHM
MHM
7 years ago

Ooh, Ooh, … here’s another one: When she says (in some instances, she screams): “NO!”, she really means “YES!” We can guess the majority of situations where such a thing comes up.

EeeJay
EeeJay
7 years ago

Sometimes a penis will float in midair with nobody attached to it.

PrinceHeir
PrinceHeir
7 years ago

Usually when they are fucking, they almost get caught, but it never happens AT ALL. At best, someone is probably watching and jerking off to it.

Also nurses in a school setting tends to want to fuck you like no tomorrow :)

trunks38109
trunks38109
7 years ago

One of my favorites the girl who thinks its her responsibility to calm your erection down if she caused it or she happens to be there and feels sorry for you.

trunks38109
trunks38109
7 years ago

Women who like the taste of young guys sperm or any for that matter.

Alexandrine Library
Alexandrine Library
7 years ago
Reply to  trunks38109

Well, in real world some girls do like to taste sperm while other simply hate it. Perhaps it is something like okra.