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Biocock Intimate, an adult flash game parodiating Bioshock Infinite

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ELIZABEEETH ! SUCK MY COCK INSTEAD OF THROWING ME BLUE BOTTLES !

I don’t know for you, but Elizabeth, from Bioshock Infinite, is the video game girl that gave me the stronger sexual feels in a super, super long time.

And, lucky me, lucky us, a kind guy calling himself Clouds mentioned there was a full flash game with her, called Biocock Intimate, in a comment posted in my Uncensored 3D Hentai Gifs Pack (while I’m at it, many of these great uncensored 3D adult animations were created by members of the Digital Ero forum, a place worth discovering !)…

Thirty seconds after I started searching for Biocock Intimate, I was playing it. This is a REALLY good one, superbly drawn, with tons of good references to the Bioshock Infinite game (the initial declaration, in the form of a Rule #34, was hilarious), and Liz has a damn arousing voice, rhaaa !

Also, I read there are 3 versions of Elizabeth.. but I didn’t find how to uncover them T__T If YOU know how to see the different versions, please, share the info :3 And my final note : Elizabeth’s orgasm was epic, lol :lol:

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And now for something completely different : Fap Hero Challenge!

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Shit, it didn't even start and I already ejaculated in my pants! D:

Guess what! It’s HurpDurp! I’m finally back! Sorry I’ve been gone so long, but if you read my periodic updates in the comments on my last post, you’ll know what happened (For those of you who didn’t – read, everyone – just read the short summary on this post after). I also apologize that despite today being an audio day, I’m posting a video. I didn’t have enough time since I only got stuff fixed a couple days ago. :< I’ll start my audio posts back up in two weeks! And don’t worry, I’ve got a bunch reviewed!

So what’s a  “Fap Hero”, you ask? Well… ever play Guitar Hero (or it’s over nine thousand rip/spin offs)? You know how you have to press buttons or do something when a certain part is lit up on the screen? It’s essentially the same thing: Except instead of pressing a button, you’re stroking yourself once (up AND down) every time a “beat” happens. The whole point of this is to see if you can last about 47 minutes without ejaculating. I failed after 11 on my first attempt. :< Most of the scenes used in this are from shows I’ve actually posted already, others are from some I want to/will be post(ing). I should note that round 6 needs a lolicon warning, but Oliver said I can post it nonetheless. Also, round 5 has an epilepsy warning, so if you’re prone to seizures like I am, might wanna skip this. I didn’t die while watching it, tho. So… ┓(゚ペ;)┏

This was made by some guy on 4chan’s /h/. He doesn’t really have a name :< But he has a blog and plans on making a Fap Hero 2! Apparently it’ll have a lot more loli, tho.

MP4 Version WMV Version - Not sure this image looks different than the other two. MKV Version

Can’t get shit to work? Then install CCCP.™

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3D Hentai “Game” : Pizza Takeout Obscenity (with English subtitles)

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So it’s been a while (two years and 2 months) since Oliver last posted a 3D movie by Umemaro (let alone a 3D movie in general, which was in August of 2010). So when I, HurpDurp, saw this earlier today, I was like “hey, Oliver used to share these, right? I’ll post this today! And best of all it’s actually professionally translated!? Holy sheeeeeeeeeeeit!”

The story is like this: You (the main character) order some pizza and a big breasted chick delivers it. They’re apparently having a  raffle of sorts, and you draw the big prize winner ball! No, you don’t get free pizza for life (DAMMIT!), instead you get to have sex with the Delivery Girl (I’d prefer the pizza, honestly). Eventually your younger sister (SHE’S NOT A LOLI) catches you fucking the Pizza Delivery Girl instead of eating the pizza before it gets cold… YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT?! …Cuz I don’t :<

It’s not really a game, it’s more like a movie where you get to choose which angle to view and, as you can see below in the second screenshot, whether or not you ejaculate (holding out makes the Delivery Girl cum multiple times before you do :3). The “readme.htm” file tells you what everything does and “how to play” or whatever.

This is fully voice acted (well, the girls are at least, the guy – who is supposed to be you, I guess – never actually says anything) by Yuu Haichi and Amane Shiina (the guy typesetting the video spelled both of the names wrong…)

Also, I was planning on posting my own screenshots but due to a problem I started having with my external hard drive that houses all of my anime, manga, hentai and audios, apparently running a chkdsk makes this game impossible to run as well so I couldn’t do it… The game became really slow around the time your sister walks out from her room. That’s why I don’t have screenshots after that, or have the description going past that part (because I have no idea what happens thereafter).

In other news, when I was fixing the Steins;Gate doujinshis yesterday, I noticed there weren’t that many posted here, including (but not limited to) my most favorite one OCD… So I’m probably gonna spam the site with a bunch more over the next couple of days before I get fired for being such a shitty blogger by posting the same shit over and over again on Sunday :(

I planned on fixing all of Umemaro’s shares on HentaiRules, as well as all of 3D Hentai Movies, but it was impossible with my computer freezing every 3 seconds… Sorry :(

In other, other news, has anyone else noticed my posts aren’t being added to Oliver’s Twitter account automatically like they are supposed to…? Maybe it’s because I add tags before the posts go live? Let’s see if not tagging this makes it work.

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