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Kashimamane Kashima Ga Rikujoubu No Mane Kara Mama Ni Naru Made [English], an hentai doujinshi parodying the Kantai Collection game, by Bifidus

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Sigh.

The mangaka calling himself Bifidus is part of, double quoting, “Circle Yogurt”. Oh god. Awesome, lol.

That will be the only awesome thing in this post, though. The following doujinshi is a weird mix of shitty ideas challenging common sense and shattering – for me, at least – any willing suspension of disbelief. I’ve read it all with a “wat?” face.
Basically, for reasons, the ship girl Kashima (almost chubby, twintails, big breasts) has the IQ of a Donald Trump supporter (let’s add to it: still a supporter 15 days after his term began and “main street” was betrayed silly already), she’s sent to a highschool’s track and field’s club instead of being sent to a new carrier ship, every body in the club is a natural born rapist, and Kashima almost immediately mindbreaks and enjoys it, proudly becoming the club’s cum dump.
Jackie-chan time.
Come on, you can’t blame me for being judgemental here, right? Choosing the rape/mindbreak route is a perfectly valid choice, but being ridiculous in that venture makes it bad, even within that niche.

Graphically, at least, that’s the good stuff. Oral, anal, double penetration, quality drawings.

Thanks to Doujin-Moe for this scanlation! I may have disliked it, thanks are still an order.

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Saimin Seishidou 2 Kurashiki Reina no Baai (“Hypnosis Sex Guidance! Training Session Two: Reina Kurashiki”) [English], by Aiue Oka

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I could have picked a hotter pic, but that one had a certain realistic knack that wasn't unpleasant

This share comes as a direct sequel to Saimin Seishidou 1 Obata Yui To Tachibana Daiki No Baai. And it is cringe material, for me.
In short: an ugly caricatural otaku type seems blessed with mass hypnosis talent, and he ordered his whole school to come “consult” him before having sex for the first time. His single purpose: to netorare hard every boy by making them watch their girlfriends taken first.

In the freshly released second volume, there’s less of a focus on doing the girls in front of their boyfriend, and there’s a strong focus on a gyaru girl resembling C18 from Dragon Ball (lol). Other than that, same deal, soft mindbreak, facepalm and zero suspension of disbelief. Like it or hate, it’s entirely a matter of taste, however I must be honest and tell that, if you like that kind of hentai niche, you should adore this share, it’s doing a good job.

The manga was scanned and scanlated by Tremalkinger, thank you! Guys, check Tremalkinger’s PledgeX page, maybe? It’s like Patreon, for porn.

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Hametorare [English, 252 pictures], by Bai Asuka

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haaa, if only that came with a non-shitty scenario...

We start with vanilla, but very quickly it’s a downwards spiral based on blackmail, corruption, sex becoming more and more hardcore, and eventually mindbreak. A formerly happy family is broken forever.
If that kind of scenario doesn’t make you puke, chances are the art will be to your liking, it’s very detailed, very crude, very powerful. Big breasts, pubic hair, anal, vaginal, double penetrations, ecstatic faces

Well, to each his own, right, I’m not here to judge you when you fap, as long as you’re happy it’s fine by me ;)
Thanks to Doujin-Moe for this release! :)

By the same artist, I also share Sinful Mother volume 1 and volume 2..

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Kaika ~Ninenme no Aki~ [English, 104 pictures, parts 1-3: Zenpen, Chuuhen, and Chouhen], by Shirono Mahiro

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Awesome art over a shitty story

A fast-paced manga: it takes 4 pages to start facepalming. Look, basically, Kaika ~Ninenme no Aki~ is about swinging going wrong.
No prior talking before starting having sex with each other’s spouse, imposing a decision, continuing behind one’s back, not backing one’s words, enjoying not the thrill and variety but the corruption and guilt. How should I say… the mood isn’t geared towards drama, more towards facepalm and rage: it’d be very easy to detest every of the four protagonists, each for his or her own reasons (spineless, thinks with dick, too easygoing, dumb cow…)

So: can you tolerate, or enjoy, a story like that? If the answer’s “no”, please move to another share, this manga will make you mad.

Graphically, on the other hand, the manga was totally good. Two meaty ladies with hourglass figures, spectacularly good-looking big tits, and beautiful faces with well drawn eyes and lips, having quality vaginal sex with bearable censorship (from thick to thin, and rare, black bars). The anatomy is kinda disregarded, at times it was amusing.

Cedr777 and Ruby Omega, from Triple Seven Scans, commissioned by HentaiHere, and Mikocon.coi, are behind this release, thank you!
Lastly, an apology. I thought this was a “completed” story, I realized only in the end this had to be still be ongoing, and I have no idea how many chapters we’ve got left. I’ll share an update when (if?) there’s more.

By the same artist, I also share Dandan Fukaku and Shinshou Shini.

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Homestay Daydream Series No 6 [English], + a repack with the 6 episodes so far (123 pictures), by Kusatsu Terunyo

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After all, racists too have the right to fap using their own tears as lubricant

How long has it been, almost three years? Here is a new episode to the Homestay series, in which Japan does not shine at all as a xenophobic country in which primitive racism is the norm.
If you didn’t read the previous entries, basically, the whole series is about a black male teenager spending a year in Japan among a typical family. By “typical”, I mean the men are naive herbivores while the housewife is a total MILF who will love feeling guilty enjoying the huge BBC she’s offered.
And episode after episode, it’s the same setup, the black male teen is welcomed warmly, shows a friendly open facade to everyone, and brainwashes the family woman dick thrust after dick thrust.

The drawings aren’t ranting material, at least. Kusatsu Terunyo has skill and experience, and while I facepalm too hard to find myself able to fap, I must acknowledge it’s quite good as long as the theme is OK for you.

By the same artist, I also share Ane Haha (193 pictures) and Sonotoki, Kanojo Wa (215 pictures.)

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Osananajimi To Musubareru No Ga Tadashii To Wa Kagiranai Kouhen [English, strongly retouched], by Mukoujima Tenro

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Would someone remember where I left my flamethrower, my chainsaw and my bulldog ants terrarium?

Ah ah ha.
Murder that fucking bitch.

Ahem. Rewind.
Osananajimi To etcetera is about a scumbag boy with a lot of female sexfriends who successfully made his bitch the girlfriend of another boy. The other boy is totally oblivious that his GF already knows about sex and practices with someone else. The girl is totally addicted to scumbag-kun’s dick and she agrees to break up with him in exchange for more sex.

The ending both brought a plot twist and caused me a visceral “NO! DON’T! BURN HER ALIVE INSTEAD OF HUGGING HER!” burst of inner rage.
Because there’s no trusting a girl like that: we’re in a situation different from the usual basical mangas in which it’s required (to make the scenario “work”) that the girl is a dumb cow and her idiocy makes her half-forgiven. Here, the girl made a moral choice.

Mascot and Insight are behind this release for which I spent more time writing a description than reading it lol. Thank you ^^;;

Ah, side note: I ran strong retouching on the images of this manga. Originally, the images looked flat, lacked contrasts, we kinda had to work our brains out with every new page to make out everything. I ran a combination of shadows/highlights and levels in Photoshop: now, the images look dark, but at least the volumes and details are back in town, I feel it’s much better.

By the same artist, under the names Mukoujima Tenro and Kotoshiki, I also share Virginity (205 pictures), a pack of 2 works (Shemei Sassou + Mutual jealousy : Kei & Yuriko), Senran Chichi Ninmai, Mutual Jealousy Mio & Shirou, and Mutual Jealousy Shinobu & Kazuya, and also a pack of 3 works (Chichi Hime Musou, Shin Chichi Hime Souha, and Senran Ninja Tits 2 Hibari VS Haruka).

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Mitsubo No Kokuhaku (“Confession De Miel Mère”) [English, 195 pictures], by Clone Ningen

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One of the few good pictures

The attempt at adding a French title, done by the mangaka, gave me cancer.

The male hero, in this share, is a male hero with Rohan Kishibe‘s haircut, who won’t manage to overcome the shock and trauma to discover his mother is a total slut. A hot total slut.
He will decide the only course of action is to make her his slut. His aunt will join too, because why stop at just one hole, right?

I want to facepalm, the story was bad. Not only bad because I find this kind of niche moronic (that, it’s a matter of tastes, not my business), but even bad, within that niche.
That said, if that’s to your tastes, hey, great for you, why not :)

Graphically, erm… Do you know the Belgian painter, Rubens? This is it – pornified. Women with lots of fat. With muscle curves everywhere. With weird articulations.

Warning: the pages 137-138 show defecation, feel free to delete them without viewing them.

By the same artist, I also share Cotton Candy, Machine, Its Beautiful Flower and the uncensored version of M4 girls.

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