Farewell, my dear friend…
We spent eight years together, we have done hundreds of thing together. I lost count of the number of times we had to reinstall Mandriva Linux or Windows 2K/XP. I didn’t even try to count the number of porn pictures you must have clicked, dear perv.
But alas, all must come to an end… I won’t forget you. Goodbye…
Fortunately, the new mouse I purchased is even better than the previous, yay, I can resume uploading hentai