Yikes
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Loading...This afternoon, my wife phoned me to complain she really didn’t like discovering I had accidentally put a stain on one of her Twilight books. She promised retribution.
When I came home, as of usual, my computer was already running. This is only a few hours later that I understood the damage she had done.
THIS was my emo desktop ¬_¬
– with the promise that whenever I leave home this next week, the desktop will be back.
Your wife is very evil. I almost feel sorry for you.
The evil woman installed win98 on your pc?!
She didn't arrange the desktop icons to form a heart? Weak. Tell her to try a little harder next time she tries to emo your stuff out. LOL BTW, did she add icons, or…?
hahaha,, hang in there, boss
hahaha, sorry but it is hilarious.
Oh my gosh. This' worst than japanese censorship. Sacrilege!
Your wife is cruel.
I don't know how vote for this…sucks and is really funny
well, maybe she wants to tell you something…
please stop been a fu***ng emo maybe??? hahahahahahhhahaha or maybe she wants you as an a emokid (remember: kill emo!)
too bad…but good!!! hahaahjaakjakjajj
I don't know how vote for this…sucks and is really funny
well, maybe she wants to tell you something…
please stop been a fu***ng emo maybe??? hahahahahahhhahaha or maybe she wants you as an a emokid (remember: kill emo!)
too bad…but good!!! hahaahjaakjakjajj
Dont mess whit the emo vampires, sorry man
Thanks for reminding me that being single and living alone has its advantages. Good luck.
Also, I hear those books get rather 'adult' later in the series. So hey, you might consider caving in a reading them. Then who knows? In a couple months you find yourself making another website for your Twilight lemon fanfics.
It’s your fault for going against the will of the woman! You fool! Accept your Bishounen punishment like a MAN!
noooooooooo Cruel!!!!
aww man she got you!
You could try locking the screen. Or runnung a script in the background/startup/a scheduled task that changes the wallpaper periodically. You can take the “change wallpaper” authorization from the user.
Or not running the windows shell (there’s alternative graphical shells). there’s also not running windows altogether, it can get real funny watching someone trying to make sense of a tiling window manager (awsome, xmonad, ratpoison, etc.)
Or you could get her another copy of the book and a “I’m sorry I stained your book”. Bonus points if it’s the same edition (or a better one) than the stained book.
<_<…. what kind of stain?…
HAHAHAHA
wow hold on chief! it's time to payback
Je me suis retrouvé avec des rugbymen a moitié a poil en économiseur d'écran sur mon PC apres que ma femme ait moyennement apprecié la blonde plantureuse qui posait lascivement sur mon fond d'écran. ça fait un choc de messieurs tout nu et huilés sur son PC…
my goodness your desktop is a mess.
Maybe I am not in your shoes, so I found your wife's retribution is quite lovely.
Did she spend a lot of time to form the heart?
That's nothing. I went on a tirade about how crappy the series was in front of my niece, and she retaliated by forcing me to watch both of the damn movies.
Now I know what Vietnam was like… it was hell….
Man , I should feel sorry for you but…
Dump the Bitch
your wife it's a Tsundere LOL
i think you should spoiled her ^^
this is quite simply the concept of the word: O W N E D
I would probably kill my gf is she attempted that.
that or i will change her desktop to something that will make her puke more than a just pregnant woman..
Wow, your wife is pretty hardocore about Twilight, isn't she?
No worries Oliver, at least it's not as bad as being forced to READ the books.
Wow, your wife is pretty hardocore about Twilight, isn't she?
No worries Oliver, at least it's not as bad as being forced to READ the books.
Well at least Your Computer is still Kickin 'eh Boss?
ok, Harry Potter are all the rage for kids, Twilight are for girls and young women who're obsessed about it and us guys are [ insert book preference ].
I've been visiting/downloading from this website for just over two years and I am surprised that you are french, your desktop is french, Windows 2000? I got nothing against french, I'm french canadian myself. Keep up the great work and buy your wife something she loves (chocolates, flowers, anything that would calm her down), a little distraction wouldn't hurt.
ok, Harry Potter are all the rage for kids, Twilight are for girls and young women who're obsessed about it and us guys are [ insert book preference ].
I've been visiting/downloading from this website for just over two years and I am surprised that you are french, your desktop is french, Windows 2000? I got nothing against french, I'm french canadian myself. Keep up the great work and buy your wife something she loves (chocolates, flowers, anything that would calm her down), a little distraction wouldn't hurt.
That's a low blow! I'd like to tell you to retaliate but clearly, your wife is not to be trifled with!
Just laugh it off and remember that it could have been worse, she could have formated your computer and left nothing but the damn movie on your hd!
at least she didnt delete your hentai
I've never been tempted to comment.. except that one time when you asked if girls do visit your site, and i didn't cave in..
this one time though, i just have to say… your wife made me laugh.
and you're lucky she's not that evil and not a rabid fan girl.
Je n’en reviens pas. Tellement de commentaires et pas un seul qui connaisse les deux seules vraies solutions face à ce tels extrêmes de cruauté!
* Laisser le fond d’écran du chaos pour accélérer le retour au calme de l’emo vengeresse ou…
* Désactiver l’auto-login de Windows, changer le mot de passe, et verrouiller la session du PC lorsqu’il n’y a personne devant.
Ces commentaires montrent tout le chemin qui reste à faire pour apprend les bases de la sécurité informatique aux habitués de Windows…
Wow. I… I'm so sorry Oliver… I feel bad for you. Good luck with that.
What a horrid thing to do. It's just Twilight, the series that has killed the vampire mythos forever. "Sparkly Vampires" *shudder*
Well, coulda been a lot worse — she could have set the desktop to one of the photos of these happy couples: http://www.manofest.com/Content/15-horrifying-cou…
Woaw emo pownage…hang in there boss^^
Twilight is, in my opinion, an orgy of Mary Sues and Purple Prose.
Just wondering, has your wife read Breaking Dawn?
Not that I mean any offense, but it's just so easy to lump all Twilight fans into the 'Brain-dead' category. I do know a fair share of smart people who happen to like the series, but they disappear from my mind so easily when I think of how brain-searingly bad Stephanie Meyer's writing is. Heck, even THE (Stephen) King said Meyer sucks at writing.
Check this out for a buncha good laughs – http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/
rofl
time to set a password on your PC
She's not a person to be messed with lol
It was a just reward for killing my Twilight book by mistake with couscous sauce two days ago !!!
(just because he read it in my back for the second time, after he had read the 5 books – including midnight sun draft !!! )
@ Definite non-Twihard : great site, it's a good description ! LOL
Couscous sauce on your book? That's fairly negligible damage, considering I've watched someone blow holes in a Twilight book with a magnum o.0 (and yeah, he was laughing all crazy-like the whole time)
Anyways, all this, it ain't no big deal in the end. People like something, people hate something, it's unavoidable that these petty conflicts of interest happen. That's life for ya =/
P.S. Glad to see ya liked the page ^_^
A Kick In the BALLS IN PUBLIC would have been much less embracing.
Oh God! the HoRROR, owwoh I remember when fried by brain by reading the first book, and never read the LAst three Twatlights.
hehe at the post above ^
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I object : the movies were deadly fucking boring emo crap. The books were readable, I don't deny it
honestly i have to agree with you. While I'm not fond of the books myself they aren't the bane of literature, What really ruined the whole Twilight genre is well, the over obsessed fan girls and the movie. Hearing every girl whose a fan say how they can relate to the lead female or try to look at their life as as some real world interpretation of the book annoys me.
Les femmes sont si diaboliques !
Elles savent comment s'y prendre pour que l'on ne répète pas nos erreurs ^^
this is really cruel worse, way worse that the censorship lol (and yes my mom like the book but eh movies are crap)
this is really cruel worse, way worse that the censorship lol (and yes my mom like the book but eh movies are crap)
I read the entire series for some odd reason and I regret it. Your wife…damn she had a nice payback.
The movies are hell.
LOL!! now that's a cruel retribution!! I concurr that the movies are just some emo crap… I actually define them as a story about a stalker vampire and the horny chick xp