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(23 votes, average: 4.17 out of 5)
Loading...We’re now the second of April 2010 (at least in my time zone), so I may as well make the precision in case it is needed : my toddlercon, guro and bizarre shares of yesterday were indeed just an April’s fools joke. I’m not planning to share it in the future and – please don’t cause me problems – the archives were fakes too, obviously 
I apologize for those of you who ranted because they wasted their time downloading archives not containing sick contents but cute pictures of various fish species…
I’m also sorry I deleted the comments when there were persons willing to share links to the actual toddlercon/guro/bizarre contents. I don’t think this could cause me problems (these are just drawings, after all), but I’d still rather be careful with extreme contents, you never know.
I should make more hoaxes of that kind, lol, in 24 hours : Death Panda was downloaded 2657 times, Rori Ana Little Anal Collection was downloaded 3420 times, and Pet Dog Protection Week was downloaded 1987 times. For fuck’s sake, look at those stratospheric stats !! 
People love the odd and bizarre, strange and obscene. To be able to look at it anonymously makes the forbidden fruit that much more appealing and ripe for the picking.
Sadly, nothing you could post would be as confusing to me as some of the stuff I see in the ads on the right side of the site.
Simpsons porn? Seriously?
Too bad i already read all that stuff ;3 seriously, bombslop is completely right.
People do strange things in an safe environment .
And: Yes! These are simply drawings! A special kind of art which is underestimated much too often.
I am convinced that Death Panda has a deeper meaning! But don't ask me what kind of specifically ;P
"…cute pictures of various fish species."
So I missed the cute pets? Aw…
For the meaning behind Death Panda, perhaps there is actually a deep meaning, but then I guess only someone able to naturally place 5 times the term Cthulhu in a sentence in less than 20 seconds would be able to explain it clearly
About loli, I know it's just drawings, I believe that if REAL pedophiles were provided free loli they'd spend much more time fapping and less time trying to catch real girls. I know.
But I'll never accept that fact that, when one masturbates at the image of a girl, he doesn't imagine he's penetrating a paper page, right ? He's picturing himself with the real deal. Loli fappers, at least during masturbation, imagine themselves for real with a real girl, and that thing will forever disgust me. After the ejac, the usual defense may start again, "these are just drawings", this is just paper, right – but the key moment in the mind is the moment when a real underage girl will be sexxed. It's one's freedom and tastes cannot be changed even with the will to change, but don't ask me to give the thumbs up.
But when you masturbate to some image right before your eyes you depict yourself doing it with the very same girl that is on the image right? You don't imagine some random other girl. And here is the flaw in your logic: this is hentai manga hence these girls are inhabitants of hentai world. In real life if you try to have sex with a 9 years old girl you'll probably damage her body and traumatize her mind for life, but in hentai world if mangaka want it to be manga with a good ending then she'll be totally fine and happy. Besides when masturbating you also depict yourself being the guy that doing it right? The one on the image you are looking at and he is also an inhabitant of hentai world.
Remember your definition of hentai rape? Thats the same thing because it's almost impossible to find a girl who will enjoy you raping her but you can easily find a hentai manga where this happens.
I believe that if some stuff disgusts you than you don't really need a reason for that. The source of that reaction might be useful in order to understand yourself but we, visitors of hentairules, will like you anyway.
And sorry if that "advertisement" post of mine was bothersome.
You also missed a graphic with Poisson's law ("poisson" being Fish in French)
i only downloaded the death panda because i'm curious how can one rape 5 pieces of dead body. i mean there like only 3 orifices for a human body right?
Lucky me….
I knew something was amiss, and ignored the days download. C'mon…a killer panda and his buddy giraffe?….Well there could be a killer panda, same color as a "Killer" whale
THAT was no prank, Killer Panda is no myth, and the description I gave was, sadly, accurate.
Really??
Oh my….So killer panda is REALLY a manga about a killer panda having sexual relationships with the parts of his mutilated victims???
Now I have seen everything…
Well….as they say art comes in many forms and shapes…XD
Happy April Fools's Day, Oliver. I wasn't one of the suckers, I know your likes and dislikes too well and you may know I detest Guro and Loli. You had me last year though, you should use that again, not something that thos of us that know you, know is impossible. ^_~
It's not easy to produce a good april's fool when everyone is knowing you pulled a cosmic prank the year before, you know
Besides, a good lie must be mixed with as many elements of truth as possible. Last year, my company problems were true to the last word, even if I didn't consider selling hentairules, I'm certain it made the prank feel more realistic.
In this regard, this year's april fool was very weak – sorry I didn't find worse to do
With DL stats like those, i was kind of both surprised and in disbelief as to what folks look for when they crave their "H" material… Proof positive that humans, in their darkest depths of their mind, are into "that" material… As to whether they are serious about their liking of their material ? only the gods know…
Fascinating, and frightening both at the same time….
And before you ask, Yes, i was one of those gullible folks… Nice prank you pulled there. XD.
I abhor and denounce Guro, Loli and Pdo as an "H" genre. But from what i've heard on the net, some "h" loli Hentai can be really hard to tell apart… So frustrating. !
i really wanted that anal collection
I will comfort myself with the thought that most of those downloads were not people actually looking for those manga, but were people like myself who downloaded the files just to see what you were actually sharing in their place.
glad i did't fall for it.
i knew something was 'odd'
glad i did't fall for it.
i knew something was 'odd'
Now this is funny
Well done
At least you got those premiums eh ?
At first I was like "Damn, I've been bamboozled!" but then I was like "Hey wait a second…these are cool pictures…" and then i ended up learning about marine fish. It was a strange journey.
Well, if you’re offended about guys who are thinking of having intercourse with underage girls, what about if those “underage” girls are really 700 years old? After all, they’re not thinking about real life people, but rather concepts of fictional individuals. And if there was, in reality, a girl who had the body of an X year old, but had the mentality of a 700 year old, wouldn’t saying “anyone who has sex with this woman is a sicko” basically be condemning the eternally young to forever be sexless?
Personally, I’m not a fan of loli anyway. Or guro, though I do tend to like “monsters” in my hentai (minotaurs FTW). So I get annoyed by people who respond to certain fetishes with derision.
Except scat, because, c’mon, we can all look down on THOSE people…
toddlercon, guro and the other one are just too much for me. I did not even bother to download, so…… it is an April fools joke? OK.
The one last year is better.
lots of sickos on this website…..coming from me that's extreme haha
It’s really sad to see people who would be looked down upon by the mainstream to be looking down upon those who are a little bit further into the underbelly than they themselves are, is all I’m saying. Obviously we all have our own preferences, and our feelings of disgust or revulsion aren’t necessarily rational, but it’s best if we leave it at “that’s really not in my area of tastes.” Instead of calling people sickos.
“Perverts” is an acceptable term for all, however.
you get A LOT of fukin traffic LOL
I didn't even realize that i downloaded the 3 of them and thought they were the normal posts until i saw each of them containing fish pics. I liked the fish tank though. Now i feel stupid for downloading everything i see without reading what it was about. I apologize to children, corpses and everything those things were about. I swear to forever read everything i am about to download before i download it.
Oliver, pal, that was not a good move. Indirectly you did promote guro and loli, since you chose real titles : it is very easy to find specific hentai works when you know their titles. IMO, you should have changed the names. It would have been oh so much more frustrating for the poor fools we readers are. Well, personnally, i did not believe it a second, since i know hentairules fairly well.
Too bad i did not download it, though, because i might have used a little Poisson's law reminder ^^
It makes me sad that you feel that way oliver i dont know how other think when they are fapping but thinking of “real” girls are very much a turn off for me i now since you have a wife you most likely dont see it like that =)
i know most ppl that read hentai are not as hmm “special” as me that no longer get any joy from looking at any real humans but am sure there is some
hentai for me is most likely just a way for me to escape from this reality that i hate so much so that might be part of the reason that i enjoy things the more unrealistic they are i mean just looking at a normal drawn girl and a real human can never compare
tho i would not take anything i say serious since am in noway a normal person and a normal person would never think the same anti social way i am so…ehh… fuck i lost the point of what i was typing..
TDLR dont think of me as a sick person sir oliver!
Vinny, you basically just mirrored my own mindless rant, stealing my righteous indignation. How dare you! I’m the one who’s supposed to be waxing poetically.
In all reality, I don’t even imagine myself whilst fapping. I could never live up to, say, Kamina, so why bother?
I knew something was up, but I downloaded anyway when I noticed all three were the exact same file size. Cute fishies by the way.
Yeah…Call me squeamish but the moment I read the word Guro in a post I closed HRules. Hard rape, violence, blackmail, 'expectations of sex' etc make me very angry (literally, I have anger issues) lucky it was just an April fools.
lucky you did not have that kind of thing, guro really are unpleasant.
When I visit http://g.e-hentai.org searching for news, indirectly, I see cover… and I can not believe it.
It always annoys me when people are uppity about the tastes of others. Like this idea of “Thank god it was an April Fools day joke, as Oliver could never be SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON.” IMO, keep things adequately labeled, and perhaps prevent preview images from being accessible without first reviewing a content description, and people can pick their own content. This “I closed it immediately when I saw the word guro” thing is-well, actually, people probably EXPECT gruesome preview pics, so that’s probably rational decision making anyway, so I’m not sure what I’m getting so bent out of shape about.
well, inuboshi hentai loli has great love stories, although most of the girls are elementary students, not even middle schoolers.
I reccomend reading inuboshi, purely for the love love, not the sex.
http://doujinland.com/page/4/?tag=inuboshi
We love Toddler. well RoriAna not really toddler. it contain grade schooler actually.
I was in it for the fish the whole time man! My sisters a clown fish and she posed for the toddlercon one when she was 18. (she has a petite body) But man wow 5 stars for those shares *****. lol happy easter!