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We’re now the second of April 2010 (at least in my time zone), so I may as well make the precision in case it is needed : my toddlercon, guro and bizarre shares of yesterday were indeed just an April’s fools joke. I’m not planning to share it in the future and – please don’t cause me problems – the archives were fakes too, obviously :)

I apologize for those of you who ranted because they wasted their time downloading archives not containing sick contents but cute pictures of various fish species…

I’m also sorry I deleted the comments when there were persons willing to share links to the actual toddlercon/guro/bizarre contents. I don’t think this could cause me problems (these are just drawings, after all), but I’d still rather be careful with extreme contents, you never know.

I should make more hoaxes of that kind, lol, in 24 hours : Death Panda was downloaded 2657 times, Rori Ana Little Anal Collection was downloaded 3420 times, and Pet Dog Protection Week was downloaded 1987 times. For fuck’s sake, look at those stratospheric stats !! :shock:


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bombslop
bombslop

People love the odd and bizarre, strange and obscene. To be able to look at it anonymously makes the forbidden fruit that much more appealing and ripe for the picking.

Jags
Jags

Lucky me….
I knew something was amiss, and ignored the days download. C'mon…a killer panda and his buddy giraffe?….Well there could be a killer panda, same color as a "Killer" whale :D

the7k
the7k

Sadly, nothing you could post would be as confusing to me as some of the stuff I see in the ads on the right side of the site.

Simpsons porn? Seriously?

Gorrek
Gorrek

Too bad i already read all that stuff ;3 seriously, bombslop is completely right.
People do strange things in an safe environment .
And: Yes! These are simply drawings! A special kind of art which is underestimated much too often.
I am convinced that Death Panda has a deeper meaning! But don't ask me what kind of specifically ;P

Ragna
Ragna

"…cute pictures of various fish species."

So I missed the cute pets? Aw…

Phantom_exe

glad i did't fall for it.
i knew something was 'odd' :)

lkaze
lkaze

i only downloaded the death panda because i'm curious how can one rape 5 pieces of dead body. i mean there like only 3 orifices for a human body right?

Setebos
Setebos

Happy April Fools's Day, Oliver. I wasn't one of the suckers, I know your likes and dislikes too well and you may know I detest Guro and Loli. You had me last year though, you should use that again, not something that thos of us that know you, know is impossible. ^_~

GhostLord
GhostLord

With DL stats like those, i was kind of both surprised and in disbelief as to what folks look for when they crave their "H" material… Proof positive that humans, in their darkest depths of their mind, are into "that" material… As to whether they are serious about their liking of their material ? only the gods know…

Fascinating, and frightening both at the same time….

And before you ask, Yes, i was one of those gullible folks… Nice prank you pulled there. XD.

I abhor and denounce Guro, Loli and Pdo as an "H" genre. But from what i've heard on the net, some "h" loli Hentai can be really hard to tell apart… So frustrating. !

Atwa
Atwa

i really wanted that anal collection :(

Zathael
Zathael

I will comfort myself with the thought that most of those downloads were not people actually looking for those manga, but were people like myself who downloaded the files just to see what you were actually sharing in their place.

Phantom_exe

glad i did't fall for it.
i knew something was 'odd' :)

Jem
Jem

Now this is funny
Well done

dood
dood

At least you got those premiums eh ?

Greco
Greco

At first I was like "Damn, I've been bamboozled!" but then I was like "Hey wait a second…these are cool pictures…" and then i ended up learning about marine fish. It was a strange journey.

TheyCallMeTomu
TheyCallMeTomu

Well, if you’re offended about guys who are thinking of having intercourse with underage girls, what about if those “underage” girls are really 700 years old? After all, they’re not thinking about real life people, but rather concepts of fictional individuals. And if there was, in reality, a girl who had the body of an X year old, but had the mentality of a 700 year old, wouldn’t saying “anyone who has sex with this woman is a sicko” basically be condemning the eternally young to forever be sexless?

Personally, I’m not a fan of loli anyway. Or guro, though I do tend to like “monsters” in my hentai (minotaurs FTW). So I get annoyed by people who respond to certain fetishes with derision.

Except scat, because, c’mon, we can all look down on THOSE people…

skyboy
skyboy

toddlercon, guro and the other one are just too much for me. I did not even bother to download, so…… it is an April fools joke? OK.
The one last year is better.

poopy head
poopy head

lots of sickos on this website…..coming from me that's extreme haha

TheyCallMeTomu
TheyCallMeTomu

It’s really sad to see people who would be looked down upon by the mainstream to be looking down upon those who are a little bit further into the underbelly than they themselves are, is all I’m saying. Obviously we all have our own preferences, and our feelings of disgust or revulsion aren’t necessarily rational, but it’s best if we leave it at “that’s really not in my area of tastes.” Instead of calling people sickos.

“Perverts” is an acceptable term for all, however.

Scuba
Scuba

you get A LOT of fukin traffic LOL

Anon Downloader
Anon Downloader

I didn't even realize that i downloaded the 3 of them and thought they were the normal posts until i saw each of them containing fish pics. I liked the fish tank though. Now i feel stupid for downloading everything i see without reading what it was about. I apologize to children, corpses and everything those things were about. I swear to forever read everything i am about to download before i download it.

Mordeth
Mordeth

Oliver, pal, that was not a good move. Indirectly you did promote guro and loli, since you chose real titles : it is very easy to find specific hentai works when you know their titles. IMO, you should have changed the names. It would have been oh so much more frustrating for the poor fools we readers are. Well, personnally, i did not believe it a second, since i know hentairules fairly well.
Too bad i did not download it, though, because i might have used a little Poisson's law reminder ^^

Power
Power

It makes me sad that you feel that way oliver i dont know how other think when they are fapping but thinking of “real” girls are very much a turn off for me i now since you have a wife you most likely dont see it like that =)

i know most ppl that read hentai are not as hmm “special” as me that no longer get any joy from looking at any real humans but am sure there is some

hentai for me is most likely just a way for me to escape from this reality that i hate so much so that might be part of the reason that i enjoy things the more unrealistic they are i mean just looking at a normal drawn girl and a real human can never compare

tho i would not take anything i say serious since am in noway a normal person and a normal person would never think the same anti social way i am so…ehh… fuck i lost the point of what i was typing..

TDLR dont think of me as a sick person sir oliver!

TheyCallMeTomu
TheyCallMeTomu

Vinny, you basically just mirrored my own mindless rant, stealing my righteous indignation. How dare you! I’m the one who’s supposed to be waxing poetically.

In all reality, I don’t even imagine myself whilst fapping. I could never live up to, say, Kamina, so why bother?

ZHunterX

I knew something was up, but I downloaded anyway when I noticed all three were the exact same file size. Cute fishies by the way.

hentai4me
hentai4me

Yeah…Call me squeamish but the moment I read the word Guro in a post I closed HRules. Hard rape, violence, blackmail, 'expectations of sex' etc make me very angry (literally, I have anger issues) lucky it was just an April fools.

Marce
Marce

lucky you did not have that kind of thing, guro really are unpleasant.
When I visit http://g.e-hentai.org searching for news, indirectly, I see cover… and I can not believe it.

TheyCallMeTomu
TheyCallMeTomu

It always annoys me when people are uppity about the tastes of others. Like this idea of “Thank god it was an April Fools day joke, as Oliver could never be SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON.” IMO, keep things adequately labeled, and perhaps prevent preview images from being accessible without first reviewing a content description, and people can pick their own content. This “I closed it immediately when I saw the word guro” thing is-well, actually, people probably EXPECT gruesome preview pics, so that’s probably rational decision making anyway, so I’m not sure what I’m getting so bent out of shape about.

@LonerGoth

well, inuboshi hentai loli has great love stories, although most of the girls are elementary students, not even middle schoolers.

I reccomend reading inuboshi, purely for the love love, not the sex.
http://doujinland.com/page/4/?tag=inuboshi

Ard
Ard

We love Toddler. well RoriAna not really toddler. it contain grade schooler actually.

Its a Sicilian Msg.
Its a Sicilian Msg.

I was in it for the fish the whole time man! My sisters a clown fish and she posed for the toddlercon one when she was 18. (she has a petite body) But man wow 5 stars for those shares *****. lol happy easter!