3D Hentai “Game” : Pizza Takeout Obscenity (with English subtitles)

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By HurpDurp on 29 comments

  

So it’s been a while (two years and 2 months) since Oliver last posted a 3D movie by Umemaro (let alone a 3D movie in general, which was in August of 2010). So when I, HurpDurp, saw this earlier today, I was like “hey, Oliver used to share these, right? I’ll post this today! And best of all it’s actually professionally translated!? Holy sheeeeeeeeeeeit!”

The story is like this: You (the main character) order some pizza and a big breasted chick delivers it. They’re apparently having a  raffle of sorts, and you draw the big prize winner ball! No, you don’t get free pizza for life (DAMMIT!), instead you get to have sex with the Delivery Girl (I’d prefer the pizza, honestly). Eventually your younger sister (SHE’S NOT A LOLI) catches you fucking the Pizza Delivery Girl instead of eating the pizza before it gets cold… YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, RIGHT?! …Cuz I don’t :<

It’s not really a game, it’s more like a movie where you get to choose which angle to view and, as you can see below in the second screenshot, whether or not you ejaculate (holding out makes the Delivery Girl cum multiple times before you do :3). The “readme.htm” file tells you what everything does and “how to play” or whatever.

This is fully voice acted (well, the girls are at least, the guy – who is supposed to be you, I guess – never actually says anything) by Yuu Haichi and Amane Shiina (the guy typesetting the video spelled both of the names wrong…)

Also, I was planning on posting my own screenshots but due to a problem I started having with my external hard drive that houses all of my anime, manga, hentai and audios, apparently running a chkdsk makes this game impossible to run as well so I couldn’t do it… The game became really slow around the time your sister walks out from her room. That’s why I don’t have screenshots after that, or have the description going past that part (because I have no idea what happens thereafter).

In other news, when I was fixing the Steins;Gate doujinshis yesterday, I noticed there weren’t that many posted here, including (but not limited to) my most favorite one OCD… So I’m probably gonna spam the site with a bunch more over the next couple of days before I get fired for being such a shitty blogger by posting the same shit over and over again on Sunday :(

I planned on fixing all of Umemaro’s shares on HentaiRules, as well as all of 3D Hentai Movies, but it was impossible with my computer freezing every 3 seconds… Sorry :(

In other, other news, has anyone else noticed my posts aren’t being added to Oliver’s Twitter account automatically like they are supposed to…? Maybe it’s because I add tags before the posts go live? Let’s see if not tagging this makes it work.

Note: Please keep in mind this is an EXE. So if you’re not on a Windows PC, you probably won’t be able to run it. Sure they have things like Wine, but I doubt that’ll work with something like this.

And also, it’s from Japan. You may need to switch your system locale to Japanese before it will work. Google for information on how to do that for your operating system, because it’s slightly different for each.

Also, I used a RAR instead of a ZIP because the file when compressed in ZIP format was 923 MB, when compressed in RAR format it was 881 MB. You should all have WinRAR by now anyway, so what’s the big deal?

Download the Free Hentai Game in a RAR file
(881 MB, English Subtitles)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
RAR Mirror #1 – or – RAR Mirror #2 – or – RAR Mirror #3

 Sadly, once again this thing is too big (881 MB?!) So here’s a split archive version:

Part 1 (294 MB):

Mirror #1 – or – Mirror #2 – or – Mirror #3  – or – Mirror #4

Part 2 (294 MB):

Mirror #1 – or – Mirror #2 – or – Mirror #3  – or – Mirror #4

Part 3 (293 MB):

Mirror #1 – or – Mirror #2 – or – Mirror #3  – or – Mirror #4

Note: Some of these hosts change the filenames, so make sure you rename them so that they are uniform for every part.

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DarkCowBoy
DarkCowBoy
11 years ago

I guess it's a WINDOWS game, that doesn't work on MAC OS, right ?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  DarkCowBoy

That's why I added that note.

Ronin
Ronin
11 years ago

Man, I so wish there was an uncensor-patch

shinkun
shinkun
11 years ago

sweet!

shinkun
shinkun
11 years ago

thank you!

zeke
zeke
11 years ago

damn the theme song remind me with knight rider:p

IGO - The Dreamer
IGO - The Dreamer
11 years ago

You can share the video too (like a movie), or can not?!
I really like alot the Umemaro works!!! =D

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago

…What? What video…?

jack57_57
jack57_57
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Yeh you can just google Umemaro 3d and you can see their other works as well as this on streaming sites

IGO - The Dreamer
IGO - The Dreamer
11 years ago
Reply to  jack57_57

Thanks, @jack57_57, I have forget about that!!! x)

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  jack57_57

Yeah, but the video wasn't made by him, it was made by someone who couldn't figure out how to remove the DRM. This was always a game, never a video.

With that said, I DO have a video version of it, but…

S&Master
S&Master
11 years ago

very good, wanting more h-games

trinity
trinity
11 years ago

when i click on the application it opens then closes what is happening

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  trinity

Did you extract the whole thing?

Also, if a Japanese game doesn't work, you MAY need to switch your locale to Japanese. Google for information on how to do that for your operating system.

Yami
Yami
11 years ago

the main guy character has a serious case of purple balls syndrome.

Michiel
Michiel
11 years ago

Been a while since there's been a whole english translated manga :((((

empty_trash
empty_trash
11 years ago

for some reason when I try to turn on a scene, it automatically jumps to 100% and I cannot press play to see it.. anyone getting the same problem or knows how to fix it. I also cannot see the intro video.

Sukiyaki
Sukiyaki
11 years ago

ohhh its the Volume 11 of the Umemaro 3D series..xD

trinity
trinity
11 years ago

thanks hurpdurp it stays open but it doesn't go past the gray loading screen there is a problem with wacky player

Boomer12k
Boomer12k
11 years ago

RAR Mirror #1 …..is not loading up….

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Boomer12k

All of them load for me.

Anonymoose
Anonymoose
11 years ago

Those boobs are moving like no boob has moved in the history of time

asdfboy
asdfboy
11 years ago

Thanks for the share, I hope you post more of his games! I can only seem to find videos that are taken from the games when I search for a torrent…

JoJo
JoJo
11 years ago

So I downloaded all he rar files, how do I actually run this though? Do I need a player or something?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  JoJo

Use WinRAR and extract everything onto your computer somewhere, then double click "Pizza_sub(.exe)". As long as you're using a Windows computer it should start up eventually.

@Ganonmaster
11 years ago

I actually prefer these .exe files over the video files that are up on the site for the other Umemaro shares. Keep 'em coming. These are great.

Zack
Zack
11 years ago

I can’t seem to get this thing running. Even when using Japanese locale, it just stays in the loading screen for hours.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Zack

Well, there's always the possibility that your computer cannot run it because it's not powerful enough.

Or maybe your antivirus is blocking it from downloading/running…?

need this game
need this game
11 years ago

cannot download part 2..huhu..new link address please..