I need to think up a better naming scheme for audio posts

HurpDurp here! (Actually, I don’t have to say that anymore! Look up and to the left slightly! Oliver added in who writes the blog posts now! My idea came to fruition!) Hope my American brethren are having a nice Labor Day-weekend-holiday-extravaganza.

Sorry, but there are only 5 audios once again. However, this time I can’t make up for it with a Maruta scanlation, we haven’t finished doing the third chapter yet (plus it won’t be uncensored, I apparently SUCK at uncensoring, so unless someone here is willing to do it – and if you get in THMMY’s IRC, you might even get PAID to do it, not to mention talk to me live since I’m usually there all day long! – the rest of the chapters will probably be censored…). Also, the chapters seem to decrease the females age as they go on, so they might be TOO loli to post here. I’ll have to ask Oliver after I finish each and every chapter.

This post includes two hypnosis sessions, one of which has two versions, each recorded by either a female and male seiyuu. (H-audio for women! Lolwut!?)

Don’t like audios? Then scroll down slightly and see the posts Oliver made earlier.

If your request isn’t on here and I responded to your post, I didn’t have enough time to listen to, review and upload it. A couple of people requests were long as fuck audios (up to 2 bloody hours), so they were sucking away all of my time (not to mention cum, thanks for making me a chronic masturbator again, guys). Maybe next time… If I didn’t respond to your post, then I never saw your request and you should probably re-request it :V

Remember: These actually HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself.

NOW REMEMBER, ALL OF THESE ARE COMPLETELY IN JAPANESE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW JAPANESE YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME UNDERSTANDING IT. I’VE WATCHED ENOUGH HENTAI TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT WORDS SO I CAN AT LEAST GET OFF WITH IT, BUT YOU MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AS I DO.

I hear people use them as background music when reading to h-manga, if you’re having trouble visualizing what is happening in the scenario you could try using it for that.

Also, some of these might be loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you can’t have other people listening to what you’re listening to.

Note: Even if you don’t like something, you should still download it. I plan on eventually purchasing files myself, so all the money I make from downloads will go towards future purchases! And click the images too! Despite how redundant it is, Imagetwist is a site that pays really well. Besides, you may actually like it and not even realize it! That’s totally happened to me multiple times already.

Also, if I said something sucks, you should download it anyway. Aside from the above reasons, just because I don’t like something doesn’t mean you won’t like it.

Oh, and whenever possible DON’T download using Depositfiles. Downloading from there isn’t helping me fund my future purchases at all, because Depositfiles stopped affiliating with Americans.

And without further adieu…

Love Whisper Mother 01, by MooNSHINeR
(CV: Shino Nakano)

Requested by Raxeh.

Now I said last week I didn’t like the Love Whisper series. I think I should consider relistening to that one because, hot damn, this was awesome.

Your mother finds your h-manga under your bed (that you downloaded from here and then printed out using your (3D) printer, I bet!) while cleaning your room. The rest is pretty much expected/9001. It’s hot as fuck though. If I were to make a “recommended list”, I’d more than likely include this on it.

I listened to this while working on that Maruta manga I posted last week… And I had to change my pants by the time it was done.

Includes a version without sound effects, the script and the image below in like eleven different sizes. The “TRnavi(.mp3)” file tells you what each track is, I’ve never seen something like that before.

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Magic spell of the witch – her words, by A water flea
(Hypnosis) (CV: Phan Masaki)

Requested by Raxeh.

Phan Masaki’s first and (currently only, I wish she’d make more…), 3D audio. It’s jerk off instructions, so she doesn’t do any sound effects or anything. I would have loved it to be like her normal sessions, but I digress. I didn’t actually jerk off to this (because I listened to it while scanlating Super Dreadnought Girl 4946 – Woo! Multitasking!), but my dick was hard throughout the whole thing :V

She’s released two random 3D test audios (that sound like shit compared to this, despite one having been released just last month) with what I assume are real 3D mics (I’m guessing the one used here was just regular microphone with effects added to make it seem 3D?). They’re really bad, but if you wanna hear them just ask. I can upload both.

Note: These were original .wav files, so I converted them to .mp3s. There was probably some quality lost as the file size went from 2GB to 129MB. But in my opinion it’s worth it.

 

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

The Hero Was Tempted By Gold and the Succubus Slurped His Sperm in the Dungeon, by human chair
(CV: Kotone Akatsuki)

Requested by JP90.

This was given to me by Monster-Girl Hunter, thanks for saving me 9001+ years waiting for it to download on Share/Perfect Dark!

My favorite request this time because it was so short :3 Other than that, it’s a big disappointment and it didn’t even get me aroused.

I’m fairly certain this is masturbation instructions, so don’t expect sound effects except at the very end when she sucks you for a few seconds.

Note: It was originally a .WAV, but I converted it to a .MP3.

Also, the file name is pretty long, so you’ll probably need to rename the file before you can extract it.

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

The Sensual Rural Girl Has Come to Seduce You, by ajaib suara
(CV: Tarin Hatase)

Requested by Knine.

I didn’t like this, despite it being by ajaib suara. I enjoy audios with a lot of dirty talk because I understand a great majority of those words, but when no one is speaking dirty I can’t really get off on it. This is one of those times when there’s NO dirty talk.

This includes the scripts for the PREVIOUS “The Sensual Older Girl Has Come to Seduce You” series of audios (I really liked the third one about the Landlady, btw), but NOT this one. Lolwut?

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Spirit Realm (Hypnotic Voice), by Anchu Mosaku
(Hypnosis, obviously) (CVs: Natsuki Nogami, Sou)

Requested by kyo.

This recording has a version recorded by a female seiyuu and one recorded by a male seiyuu.

So I listened to the one by the chick thinking it was meant for men. I’m not so sure about that now.

She never mentions any bodily organs until the first recording is almost over, but when she finally DOES she uses “omanko” (“pussy”) to describe your genitalia. Also, she doesn’t mention masturbating at all in the first recording, but says “iku” (“cumming”) multiple times. Perhaps this recording is meant to cause intense arousal (which it did, by the way) and make you explode without even touching yourself similar to Isabella Valentine’s Jackpot series (which doesn’t work at all)?

In the second recording you’re just instructed to jerk off your “ochinchin”.

Listening to the male version seems to bring about the same exact setup, but the second recording uses “omanko” instead of “ochinchin” (the first one still seems to involve  the female genitila, but now the “kuritoris” instead of “omanko”).

Maybe the female recording is meant as a transformation/feminization file?

Includes the scripts for each version in their respective folders.

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Keywords:

sugoi = amazing (usually used in reference to the size of your penis or cum load, but may also be used during intercourse to describe how it feels)
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
sutte = breathe in
itte (sp?) = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
Kimochi ii = feels good
shiko shiko/onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu = kiss
paizuri = mammary intercourse / titty-fucking
(o)chinchin / chinko / chin(m)po = penis
(o)manko = pussy
seieki / seishi / samen = semen

If anyone knows of any more I should add, do tell me.

And don’t forget to read the first and second comments!!!