I need to think up a better naming scheme for audio posts #3

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By HurpDurp on 15 comments

Hey guys. Long time, no hear.

Hahahahahah! HEAR! You get it? Because it’s an audio! HOW ARE YOU NOT LAUGHING RIGHT NOW?! THAT WAS FUCKING GOLD! You must not understand humor in general :(

Welp. I went through some shit recently, but I’m back now. I planned on being back last week but then I was suddenly busy all weekend long in real life. Felt bad man, I’m a goddamn hikikomori, I can’t be going the fuck outside >:O I would’ve posted a THMMY scanlation… but Kusojijii went up and died for the last month. So….

With that said, I don’t think I’ll be posting these every week anymore. Probably every other week from now on. Lately I’ve been finding my time sucked up by Borderlands 2 (YOU DON’T SAY?), rather than some Asian chick’s voice. Also, I’m only listening to like 1 of these every time I listen to them (MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO FUCKING LONG, SOMEONE REQUEST SOMETHING THAT’S LESS THAN TWO HOURS FFS), so two weeks would give me enough time to get five done.

This post has 5 audios, one of which is hypnosis.

Don’t like audios? Scroll down and see Oliver’s posts from earlier today.

If your request isn’t on here and I responded to your post, I didn’t have enough time to listen to, review and upload it. All of the remaining request I have are long as fuck audios (up to 3 bloody hours!), so they tend to suck away all of my time (and cum – I can’t really do it multiple times… It starts to hurt…). Maybe next time… If I didn’t respond to your post OR add your request to the list of requests in the second comment on this page, then I never saw your request (or I forgot about it, that’s happened too) and you should probably re-request it :V

NOW REMEMBER, ALL OF THESE ARE COMPLETELY IN JAPANESE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW JAPANESE YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME UNDERSTANDING IT. I’VE WATCHED ENOUGH HENTAI ANIME TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT WORDS SO I CAN AT LEAST GET OFF WITH IT, BUT YOU MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AS I DO!

Also, these HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself.

I hear people use them as background music when reading to h-manga, if you’re having trouble visualizing what is happening in the scenario you could try using it for that. Personally I listen to the recordings blindfolded and try to imagine the things happening to recording are happening to me. Sometimes I actually do feel like something is touching me (and it’s not me, because I listen to these with my hands away from my penis).

Also, some of these might be a wee bit loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you don’t want other people hearing what you’re doing to.

Note: Even if you don’t like something, you should still download it. I plan on eventually purchasing files myself, so all the money I make from downloads will go towards future purchases! And click the images too! Despite how redundant it is, Imagetwist is a site that pays really well. Besides, you may actually like it and not even realize it! That’s totally happened to me multiple times already.

This is also why I’m recording all of the audios I don’t have that you guys are requesting too. I may get it later in the future at some point when someone randomly shares it on the Internet, or I may just buy it myself.

Oh, and whenever possible DON’T download using Depositfiles. I realize most of you download from there, and I appreciate the fact that you may have gotten a Gold account either from Oliver or myself, but downloading from there isn’t helping me fund my future purchases at all because Depositfiles stopped affiliating with Americans (which is what I am, if you couldn’t tell). Because of this, I’ve moved Depositfiles to “Mirror #3”. If you want to not help me share the care, you can download using the Depositfiles link on “Mirror #3”. The main download link is now Uploaded.net.

Also, if I said something sucks, you should download it anyway. Aside from the above reasons of me getting money = buying stuff to share, just because I don’t like something doesn’t mean you won’t like it. Sometimes I’m off-putted by the voice, which other people may find it arousing and I’ve been going through some shit and being sick a hell of a lot lately (including right now as I type this…) so my judgement may be clouded…

If you have any problems extracting things, just rename the files to something like “1”. Due to some requests by people, I was forced to include better names on the file names which causes some of the folders to be too long to extract… I’m sorry, I gave in to the peer pressure of 2 people :(

And without further adieu…

As The Succubus Says, by A water flea
(Hypnosis) (CV: Phan Masaki)

Requested by JP90.

Basically you get entranced by Phan Masaki and given commands to stroke.

I found myself getting aroused towards the middle of the recording, but losing the arousal before she even started to say “shiko shiko”. Also, I didn’t hear any command to tell you to ejaculate but I’m pretty sure at some point you’re supposed to cum.

Includes the script, a free talk mp3 and a couple of images.

Note: This also had a version of the recording that had the hypnosis track and awakener in two separate files, in addition to the one where they are combined into one file. As it seemed unneeded, I removed the separated files.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(46 MB, 56 minutes and 1 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Blowjob from a Married Secretary, by monsterbox
(CV: Hinano Itsuki)

Requested by Jankull.

I *think* this is the third part in a series I posted last week. But I could be wrong.

Much like the previous one by Itsuki-san, I enjoyed it (but I didn’t get anywhere near close to ejaculating like I did in that one). You’re supposed to ejaculate twice in this, the first from a blowjob and the second from a paizuri blowjob.

It includes a bunch of images (none of which I’m showing below :V).

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(29 MB, 50 minutes and 20 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Penis club: Let’s engage in morning training! ♪, by Tetsu One
(CV: Ren Momoka)

Requested by hermit.

This is some sort of endurance training exercise. She makes you stroke your racket for 10 seconds then stops you for a up to a minute, then stroke again. She’s also rubbing her ball along with you ;)

It was pretty meh. I didn’t find it that arousing. Hell, I couldn’t even get an erection despite the fact that I was actually masturbating!

This originally included a wav file, but to save 230MB of space I removed it. I did not remove the script or wallpapers that were included, however.

Luckily the title of this was translated by Kusojijii before he died :3

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(94 MB, 45 minutes and 31 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Maid-san no Onani, by PitoN Works
(CV: Sayuri Misaki)

Requested by Ziel.

Your maid is in love with you. And like you’d expect some one in love to do, she masturbates to you every night. At one point she imagines the vibrator she’s using to masturbate with is your dick and starts sucking it.

In my opinion, the first recording was boring. She’s talking WAY too much for someone who’s supposed to be masturbating. The second one was BETTER (and more arousing as it actually got me hard), despite being longer. The third was the best cuz that’s when she sucks your vib-dick.

So… This recording came out before the last Sayuri Misaki recording I shared (I Give Blowjobs Because I Love You – Cum Inside Me Is OK! – Vol.1, also by PitoN) and the recording quality is over nine thousand times better. Either her better mic broke or that one was deliberately recording that way. And despite the weird recording, that one was way better than this.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(23 MB, 32 minutes and 38 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

The mother of unchastity obligation, by eject
(CV: Gemiko Yamada)

Requested by Vortex and Raxeh.

I’ll be honest, I’m not entirely sure what happened in this recording. I think you make out with your stepmom, get a blowjob, paizuri and then cum inside her vagina, but she kept saying “onani” (masturbate), so I’m not sure if you’re supposed to jerking off in the recording, or if she’s doing stuff to you. :(

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(34 MB, 1 hour and 18 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3

Keywords (which may or may not be right, can someone who actually knows Japanese check them for me?):

sugoi = amazing (usually used in reference to the size of your penis or cum load, but may also be used during intercourse to describe how it feels)
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
iki wo su / suikomu / sutte = breathe in
iki wo haku / iki wo hakidasu / itte (sp?) = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
denki massaaji / shindouko / shindoushi / baibureetaa = electric massager / vibrator
kimochi ii = feels good
shiko shiko/onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu = kiss
paizuri = mammary intercourse / titty-fucking
(o)chinchin / chinko / chin(m)po = penis
(o)manko = pussy
seieki / seishi / samen = semen

If anyone knows of any more I should add, do tell.

Let me know if any of the downloads are broken. Sometimes the upload fails and I can’t tell without downloading it and checking, which is a bit difficult to do when you don’t have a premium account for each site you use.

Also, Filecloud is currently not letting me upload anything. I’ll try again later.

And don’t forget to read the first and second comments!!!

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HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago

Please pick the product you want, I have way too many files to just know what each is ( 400+ GB )

Then reply to this post in some way or another with your product number (or you can link it), when I see the post I’ll respond letting you know whether or not I have it.

For all audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/ckplnsg
For all hypnosis audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/cyxq3qd
For all incest audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/92hkgqn
For all rape audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/ceo6a78 (Note: These are usually files where the woman rapes the guy, not the other way around. Ones where you rape a girl will be labeled as JUST “陵辱”.)
For all audios that have blowjobs (but not necessarily ONLY blowjobs), check here: http://tinyurl.com/cebuf8n
For all non-erotic audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/cs7p9dj

“全年齢” means “all ages” and “18禁” means “adults only”.

If you want to look up files by a specific seiyuu, I recommend you go to her website and look for your files there. Lots of DLsite pages do not have the seiyuu’s name written in the descriptions and the English DLSite romanizes it wrong sometimes (example: “Phan Masaki” would be romanized as “Phan Seiki”.)

Note the above links lead to the Japanese DLSite. The English DLSite may have some files NOT listened on those (believe or it not, stuff that’s removed from the Jap site is sometimes forgotten and never removed from the Eng site). Here are all of the same links on the English site:

For all audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/d6rwlgm
For all hypnosis audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/ccdvvv7
For all incest audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/cx34bud
For all rape audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/coce2lk (Note: These are usually files where the woman rapes the guy, not the other way around. Ones where you rape a girl will be labeled as JUST “rape”.)
For all audios that have blowjobs (but not necessarily ONLY blowjobs), check here: http://tinyurl.com/cdjj7nc
For all non-erotic audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/c28tqm6

The English site might have some files the Japanese site doesn’t, but the Japanese site still has A LOT more the English site does not have.

BTW, if you use Google translate and it turns a word to “pie(s)”, it means “creampie(s)”. I’m not entirely sure why Google can’t translate that word correctly, I’ve honestly fixed it every time I’ve seen it. I would’ve assumed they’d get the hint by now. (Also, “rori”/”ロリ” is “loli”.)

If you find something you like, try changing the URL from RJ to RE and pressing enter. It might have an English version of the description (which is usually not as long or as informative, but it’s still probably better than a shitty Google translation).

For example, if you like http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/= /product_id/RJ099154.html, you can change RJ099154 to RE099154 and be redirected to http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/= /product_id/RE099154.html. (I have this btw. Also, it’s Phan Masaki :3)

Just post the link as a reply here (add a space between “=” and “/”, or it’ll become a smiley) and if I have it (or am able to get it), I’ll let you know and upload it the next Sunday (assuming you get your request in BEFORE Wednesday, otherwise I won’t be able to listen to it before Sunday.)

Please try not to request 2 hour long recordings unless you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want them. They make listening to multiple things in a single night kind of impossible. If you do request them, try not requesting anything else that week kthx.

Also, keep in mind I will be listening to these and reviewing them. I’ll be looking at the files that interest more earlier than ones that don’t interest me. For example, a request for a file by Phan Masaki would get precedence over a request about eating feces (actually, Phan Masaki has a precedent over everything :3). I have a hypnosis fetish, so hypnosis files will also always been listened to first over non-hypnosis files (I like using hypnosis files to get me relaxed and then revved up – if you get my drift :3 – for regular audio files anyway). If you want any further explanations on my fetishes, don’t hesitate to ask, but you should still pick stuff you’re into. I may not realize it’s something I like until after I’ve listened to the file itself! I’ve found so many things I never thought would be good until I listened to them for you guys the past month! Also, I prefer files under 60 minutes in length. 30 minutes or less is the best because it allows me to listen to multiple recordings in a single “session”.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Side note: I currently have 21 requests. I'm going to probably only be posting 5 a week, unless someone requests an audio that's under 15 minutes in length.

Seriously though, I need requests that aren't 2 hours long.

And also keep checking those links. New audios come out literally EVERY day.

Here are the requests I currently have so you don't re-request them (also, make sure you search the page before requesting something, someone may already have requested it and I haven't gotten around to editing this post yet. Just search the numbers, not the letters):

RJ041612 – Succubus Legends – The Last of the Greats
RJ050585 – Succubus' Dirty Words
RJ070432 – Whispers of the immoral girl and the female pervert: Vol. 17
RJ075642 – Young Mother Twosome Oral Time
RJ077909 – Dimension Succubus
RJ083117 – Charmy Prisoners (Do I still need to post this? I sort of did it in the comments a month ago…)
RJ083347 – Female Strategist Cecilia – War Captive Lust Slave (Shota)
RJ085738 – Tender Mama Listens To Anything You Say
RJ087671 – Masochist Elder Sister Gratefully Tormented By Young Brother
RJ090009 – Daughter Does Masochist Daddy
RJ092515 – Cuckolded Bridegroom – Before Her Eyes (loli)
RJ095201 – Twins White (Hypnosis)
RJ095520 – Avarice Mistress – I Was Utterly Seduced
RJ095891 – Waiting At The Airport…
RJ098503 – Mischief of the Slightly Lovesick Sister
RJ098864 – Do-Ero Kiss GoGo Bitch!
RJ099761 – Chotto Hentai na Futago no Shimai to Kaisuiyoku ni Ikou
Plus the rest of the above series (4 audios; RJ081913, RJ084560, RJ089728 and RJ095111)

If you don't see your request here, please reply to this post and let me know!

Kilswitch
Kilswitch
11 years ago

I request you give me, a Hyperion Bitch!

An Invader would be nice too :p.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Kilswitch

I would if I could, but sadly Angel's dead.

…Spoiler alert.

Zeni
Zeni
11 years ago

Claptrap ftw >.<
man that lil bot is hilarious

roadkill
roadkill
11 years ago
Reply to  Zeni

Look at me I'm dancing! I'm daaancing!!

Mumei
Mumei
11 years ago

@Oliver

sorry if this out off topic, but did you know that Mozaiku X Sanshimai has extra story. You can check that at http://www.fakku.net/manga/mozaiku-x-sanshimai-ex

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
11 years ago
Reply to  Mumei

Yeah, I've seen it, thanks :)

I must say the censorship killed most of my interest, I may wait until, maybe, more works by this artist are available, and make it a repack…

Denamic
Denamic
11 years ago

I know that succubus picture from somewhere. I think I’ve seen it on a deviant art page or something. Reminds me of GENZOMAN’s work, so it might be by him. Browse his massive gallery of stupid awesome work and tell me if I’m right.
http://genzoman.deviantart.com/

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Denamic

The illustrator is Sadakage: http://atradea.x.fc2.com/

Denamic
Denamic
11 years ago

Ooooh, now I remember.

Thanks, it was bothering me.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Denamic

All you had to do was look up the product number (RJ057693) on DLSite and you would've seen it: http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/ = / product_id/RE057693.html.

It's also on Sadakage's Pixiv: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=mediu

Denamic
Denamic
11 years ago

Are you nuts?

That’d take like 2, possibly 3, minutes of effort.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
11 years ago
Reply to  Denamic

Took me 1 second.

I know because that's what I did earlier today.

captain
captain
11 years ago

Great to see these again. Thank you!