You know what’s the WORST thing with coffee ?

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By Oliver (AKA the Admin) on 22 comments
in Categories: Just Talking, Polls

(If I were a journalist and Hentairules.net was a newspaper, I’d call this post a column, let’s just say I was in the mood for a few off-topic lines ^^)

Do you know the worst thing with coffee ?
The worst thing with coffee… is that it works ! :D

It’s possible to ruin one’s health and sleep only rare hours at night, thanks to the magic of hot strong sugary coffee.
No need to sleep.
Moar internet. Moar living. Moar doing things. More music and movies. More time wasted. More pr0n. But more zombie impersonating during daytime.
Sure, entropy still wins (quotation from Desty Nova in Gunnm, it couldn’t get deeper : « Now becomes the the past in an instant — and everyone will eventually die! Destiny triumphs over human knowledge and goes mad! That is the way of things! I spit upon this frail, crazed, world! I spit upon the Second Law of Thermodynamics! ») and a new day comes, but we’ve fought !

I still can’t figure if I feel jealousy or compassion for the persons sleeping 8 healthy hours every night ;)

Oh well, you know what, LET’S MAKE IT A POLL :D

Frankly, whose side do you belong to :

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ucgrab
ucgrab
12 years ago

the thing with coffee (at least in my experience) is that you eventually grow either resilience against it or caffeine is processed very quickly and very painfuly.

LongOtaku85
LongOtaku85
12 years ago

I get 8 hours of sleep for a reason, and that reason is i can the fap 2 times each hour for 12 hours straight. I'm actually serious… (not to mention i feel stronger and look better than others my age who don't get regular sleep)

AnHrS
AnHrS
12 years ago

Screw caffine. Insomnia is the way go. 2~4 hours of sleep a day along with exercise and a good died (I eat alot more to make up for the additional time that Im awake) and youre good. You'll get enough sleep when youre dead. Live your life while you can and fap as much as you can.

nosl33p
nosl33p
12 years ago

sleep 5 hrs a day
no coffee
cuz coffee is for the weak

MadMassMax
MadMassMax
12 years ago

drink coffee before goto bed make me sleep easy

kyon12
kyon12
12 years ago

I sleep like 6 to 5 hrs…………and I´m always wishing to sleep 8 hrs but my dream, will become reality when, I use my computer less………..hahaha………..will that day come I wonder…………….: nah………….sleeping less then 6 or 5 hrs……..is for the weak like coffee!!!!!!!!! drink water……..is healthier

Gammon
Gammon
12 years ago

Sleep is good! Coffee is good too. So I stick with about 8 hrs of sleep and coffee in the morning and after noon. The bad thing with coffee is the withdrawal symptoms and that it makes me cranky after the third mug in a row. Bad when you’re doing customer support…

Oddone2
Oddone2
12 years ago

You need an entry for "I don't drink coffee, but I don't sleep enough, so I am still a daytime zombie."

Mumei
12 years ago

I'm really happy when I can get my 8-9 hours of sleep. But especially during semester it cuts down to 6-7 hours, because I just hate it to be forced to go sleep at a certain time. I hope later in my job I'll be able to decide myself on my working times ;-)
About coffee in general…with lots of sugar and milk, it's ok for me. Guess I'm weak ;-)
But I really don't know if coffee or energy drinks actually work (for me). My best method to stay awake is playing an awesome game, watching interesting anime or working on something cool ;-)

henjokun
henjokun
12 years ago

got this as a metal tin print..
Coffee! You can sleep when your dead….

xria
xria
12 years ago

Coffee (caffeine) doesn't actually make you more alert, or even keep you awake particularly. What the actual effect is that withdrawal from caffeine makes you sluggish and tired, and you have to consume caffeine to get back to the same level as normal

Not-a-spamer
Not-a-spamer
12 years ago

I sleep 7-8 hour every day and 9-10 on weekends, live is great man!

jasta85
jasta85
12 years ago

what about a choice for those of us who were smart enough not to get hooked on it?

Genosabre
Genosabre
12 years ago

If you think coffee's bad, try brewing coffee in tea and watch your sanity slip away.
I make sure to sleep up to 7 hours a day, so I only take some during emergencies.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
12 years ago

I go to sleep at 8AM-9AM and wake up at 2PM-3PM.

Farihap
Farihap
12 years ago

>>the magic of hot strong sugary coffee.

Sugar? You are weak!

Korasen
Korasen
12 years ago

Quantity don’ t match for quality, as all hentairules followers know.

Try waking up after a good, fulfilling nightsleep, then go doing whatever you want, fapping, playing etc.

This state of consciousness when you’ re awaking after slept enough can’ t be compared to a perpetual zombie state.

In zombie state you can’ t enjoy anything, not even fapping to awesomest uncensored stuff. You can’ t understand the stories as your brain will keeping idle.
That’ s eventually a total waste of time, a lot more than sleeping.

Reideen
Reideen
12 years ago

I'm Resistant to Coffee. I can drink like a whole can an still be sleepy.
I sleep a lot, but my metabolism hates any time before lunch thats why I'm often sleepy. My body reacts more to the time I'm getting up than to the amount of sleep. 10 Hours of Sleep – getting up at 6 – sleeeepy. 5 hours of Sleep, getting up at 12 – I'm fine.

SL-Gundam
SL-Gundam
12 years ago

I was not able to answer this one as
– I do not drink coffee
– I work 4 days a week. On those days i sleep 3-4 hours a night. On the days where i do not have to work i usually sleep around 12 hours long (just to catch up i guess)

So i really cannot say i sleep a healthy amount of hours but i do not drink coffee either

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
12 years ago
Reply to  SL-Gundam

Wait until you've got kids. You'll find that waking up at 9 AM is considered like a godsent sleepover.

SL-Gundam
SL-Gundam
12 years ago

Ah yes but retionships, kids and me really do not go well together. So i will not be having that little issue

Coffeechapters
Coffeechapters
12 years ago

With my experience with Coffee,
I would say "empty stomach",

the worst thing to have with coffee would be on an empty stomach,

and, though weird, "Blue Cheese" (yes, they taste horrible) tends to go well with Coffee~

just my 2 cents~
love you site btw~