Aural Ecstasy #16

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By HurpDurp on 76 comments
Tags: shotacon

So, I (HurpDurp) got some bad news for you guys today. Last week (Monday morning, to be exact) something happened to me that may have changed my life forever. Or at least I hope not.

My ear decided to explode. I was deaf for 24 hours and high as kite from all the pain meds. I apparently had a massive ear infection in my left ear (and I also have one in my right ear) that somehow caused to to pop so loudly I thought and felt like my ear ruptured.

Anyway, I was unable to listen anything this past week. I dunno when I will be able to listen to stuff either. Sound going in my ear hurts like fuck, I don’t even wanna imagine a speaker in there. This, sadly, also affects h-animes, so… Hopefully my ear stops being a faggot and starts working again this week, otherwise I won’t have stuff to post for the rest of the month ;_;

Also, my headset died last week too. I had to go and get that replaced as well. ._. I haven’t even been able to test it to make sure the replacement works because of my fucking left ear D;

This post contains a two non-h and two h-audios for a total of 4 audios. Hope you have fun~

Also, no one commented on whether or not they liked that streaming option last week, so I’m not gonna keep doing that.

NOW REMEMBER, ALL OF THESE ARE COMPLETELY IN JAPANESE, IF YOU DON’T KNOW JAPANESE YOU PROBABLY WILL HAVE A DIFFICULT TIME UNDERSTANDING IT. I’VE WATCHED ENOUGH HENTAI ANIME TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANT WORDS SO I CAN AT LEAST GET OFF WITH IT, BUT YOU MAY NOT HAVE AS MUCH SUCCESS AS I DO!

Also, these HAVE Japanese text in the file names. If you’re having trouble playing the files or seeing the text, I recommend switching your computer’s locale to Japanese and/or install the East Asian Language Pack. This is different for every operating system, so you’ll have to Google for directions on how to do this yourself. Also, 7zip can’t display Japanese characters sometimes, so I recommend you install Winrar. 7zip may corrupt the ZIP itself, so you might have to redownload the whole thing again if this still happens after you do the two suggestions.

Also, some of these might be a wee bit loud. So watch out if you’re in an area where you don’t want other people hearing what you’re doing to. Never listen to the hypnosis recordings while driving or doing anything other than masturbating. You could pass out or something.

If you have any problems extracting things, just rename the files to something like “1”. Due to some requests by people, I was forced to include better names on the file names which causes some of the folders to be too long to extract…

And without further ado…

Ear Cleaning Massage Shop – Yamato Nadesico – Summer Special, by JON
(Non-erotic) (CV: Yoiko Akiba)

Requested by ggg.

Ever heard of “mimikaki”? I know I’ve mentioned it a shit ton of times, but I don’t remember if I’ve ever actually explained what it is… Anyway, that’s what this is about. She cleans your ear with what is essentially a long q-tip.

I’ve actually listened to this a lot. It’s rather soothing. She does technically give your ear fellatio in it though, so you might find it it slightly erotic. She also whisper during that part. I do wish the blowing into your ear part lasted longer, though. I really like that for some reason.

This is the 3rd in a series of JON mimikaki audios. The first was actually ero and hypnosis (the second was hypnosis too, but not ero). I have them all, so if you want them just say so~

Comes with a couple different versions of the image and also 3 minutes of free talk or something :V

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(36 MB, 23 minutes, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Coddling Erotica Voice (Ear Cleaning), by 300y’s
(Non-erotic) (CV: Mika Kaneko)

Requested by ggg.

The title is misleading. This isn’t ero, it’s non-h and meant for relaxing. Having said that, she talks really fucking loud and I couldn’t really relax to it at all.

Also, it comes with the script.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(14 MB, 21 minutes, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Amachichi (Sweet Tits), by Circle “Orang Jepang”
(CVs: Yuri Ayase, Niu Furuto and Poplar Sawano)

Requested by JP90.

This has been requested for awhile. I apologize to JP90 for that, and to everyone else. But this did help me realize one thing – I had mistaken some broken file names for not broken file names. Because of this request, I realized three of my previous shares (specifically RJ092515, RJ092710 and RJ100830) were broken and that I needed to find replacements for all of them. I don’t have the time to do it right now, but soon I will reupload them. Probably before the next post, even.

Note: This was updated after it was initially released, and the new version replaced a recording that had some sort of background noise in it. The new archive included the old files still, so I felt obligated to do the same.

This has 3 different actresses doing 5 different scenes. The first one is an “elder-sister type” (not sure if incest) giving you a handjob while you suck on her nipples. The second one is the same woman then giving you a titty fuck (twice, so you get to cum twice in that recording). Despite the second one having more dirty talk than the first, I found the first more arousing. Not sure why. The third recording is just like the second one, but with a different CV, character and it has three more cumshots than the second recording did. The content of this was hot, but I didn’t like the seiyuu’s voice too much. The fourth recording is like the first one, sucking breasts and getting jerked off. Only difference this time is: (apparently) milk comes out her titties, the seiyuu’s voice is kind of annoying and the content is boring as hell. Went through the whole recording without an erection at all. Only good part is she did a (really quick) cum countdown at the end right before you’re supposed to ejaculate. (Like 3 seconds before.) The fifth recording has the same CV as in the fourth, but her voice isn’t as annoying thankfully. It’s also pretty hot and she’s doing titty fucks again. I think this is mother/son (who’s a shota, since she’s using baby talk) incest scenario, but I’m not entirely sure. Sadly, there’s only one cumshot and her microphone is a piece of shit and didn’t filter out the construction going on in the background ._. Why she even recorded while that was going on is beyond me.

TL;DR: Only really good one was track one.

Comes with the script for each one, a version without sound effects and the aforementioned “old” versions.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(299 MB, 1 hour, 45 minutes and 6 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Let’s Get Maid-Laid By Pervy Twin Sisters (Twin Sister 7), by ajaib suara
(CVs: Nanako Igarashi and Kotomi Kinari)

Welp, looks like I need to go update my “Twin Sister” mega-list

Anyway… They’re back! FUCK YES, ALL MY CUM! :33333

No really, all my cum. The twins have decided they wanna be super moe and generic, so they dress up as maids and start calling you “goshujin-sama” (“master”). Too be even moar kawaii they screw up and begin to say “onii-” a couple of times before correcting themselves. As per usual, the first track is an introduction of sorts. You can skip it if you’d like. Track two is where the fun begins!

And oh so much fun was had. They start out by feeding you :3 Which somehow aroused all involved and eventually you’re making out. Then they start whispering to you and give you ear fellatio. They also suck your nipples and (I think) your cock together. It was unsurprisingly arousing.

Track three is just you and Kyouko. She sucks your dick, and I actually almost came to this recording. But towards the end Shouko shows up (knocks on and opens the door) and it sorta spooked me so I lost my groove so to speak. Had that not happened, I probably would’ve hands-free’d down Kyouko’s mouth :3 Although, I’m not entirely sure if you cum in this. Despite facefucking her at the end to make sure she doesn’t stop because of Shouko, I didn’t hear any type of swallow or gasp or whatever. You do hear her thoughts though :V

Track four is Shouko only! However, unlike her sister, she doesn’t care that Kyouko isn’t there and sticks it right in her pussy. Of course, you later get caught, but she acts like it doesn’t matter and leaves.

I have no clue what’s happening in track five. I think Kyouko is masturbating to you and Shouko having anal sex in another room, and then half way through you’re all in the same room and she’s licking her sister’s vagina while you continue to plow Shouko’s asshole. In the first half Shouko’s yelling is obviously muffled to the point that it’s going be through a wall, but in the second half Kyouko’s voice isn’t muffled at all and she’s pretty much whispering. Despite that, it was still hot as hell. Shouko did sound kind of depressed, so maybe she was upset about you having sex with her sister without her after all…

Track six is a two minute ending done entirely in a whisper :V But it’s not over yet! There’s an omake left still!!! And that 11 minute omake has BOTH girls! But only Kyouko is getting fucking (finally). Shouko might be getting fucking at the very end, but it only lasts for like a minute :V Better yet: They make out! And at the beginning you can hear both of their thoughts :V

One thing I noticed, though – neither of them ever said “nakadashi”. I thought that was weird.

Also as per usual, this also comes with the script of every audio to date (except this one) and PNG variants of the images below.

Download the Free Hentai Audio in a Zip file
(83 MB, 1 hour, 30 minutes and 35 seconds, Japanese)

Or you can also use the Alternative :
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2 – or – Zip Mirror #3 – or – Zip Mirror #4

Keywords:

kuuki = air
sugoi = amazing (usually used in reference to the size of your penis or cum load, but may also be used during intercourse to describe how it feels. But it’s also used in everyday speech, so…)
kikuza = anus / asshole
denbu / ketsu / oshiri = ass / butt
oshiri no wareme = ass crack
(x)no kou = back(side) (like ashi no kou = top of the foot, te no kou = outer side of the hand)
kintama / tamatama = balls / testicles
chichi / mune / oppai = boobs / breasts / chest / tits
ryou = both (hands)
iki wo su / suikomu / sutte = breathe in
haite / iki wo haku / iki wo hakidasu / itte = breathe out
kuritori = clit / clitoris
(o)chinchin / chinko / chin(m)po / miku = cock / dick / meat / penis / etc
ishki shuuchu = concentrate (on)
nakada / nakadashi = creampie / cumming inside / internal ejaculation
osujiru / sei / seieki / seishi / sa(a)men / zaamen = cum / ejaculate / semen / sperm (you get the fucking picture)
dashi / iku / shasei = cumming / ejaculating
akagai / akai uma / asoko / (o)manko = cunt / pussy / vagina
oishii = delicious / tasty
chinkasu = dick cheese / smegma
aka = dirt / filth
mimi = ear
denki massaaji / shindouko / shindoushi / baibureetaa = electric massager / vibrator
shokudou = esophagus / gullet
me = eyes
kimochi ii = feels good
kanjiru = to feel (as in “are you feeling it”)
unchi = feces / poop / shit / scat
ashikoki / darashinai / mijime / kimoi = footjob
dandan = gradually
omoi / omoku = heavy (as in “your hands are getting heavy”)
atsui / atsuku = hot (as in “your body is getting hot”)
watashi(n0) – I / my
karada no uchigawa = inside of the body (Note: “Naka” also means “inside”)
shiko shiko / onani = jerk(jack)ing off / masturbation / wanking
chu / kisu / kuchidzuke / seppun = kiss
hidari = left (hand)
shiyou = let’s do
nameru / name = lick
daisuki / suki = like / love
kuchibiru = lips
paizuri = mammary intercourse / titty-fucking
watashinomono = mine (as in “you are all mine”)
motto = more
kuchi = mouth
nuide = naked / nude / undress
chikubi = nipples
ao-kan = outdoor fucking
te no hira = palm of the hand
nuite = pull out
migi = right (hand)
chikara o nuite = relax your body / release the strength
koshifutte = shake your hips
nioi = smell
egao = smile
kusai = stinking
nobasu = stretch
kusugutai = tickles
suru = to do
ukabiagaru = to rise
mieru = to see
shizumu / shizunde = to sink
shita = tongue
hou = towards (as in “kata kara hiji no hou e” – “from the shoulder towards the elbow”)
nurunuru = wet

If anyone knows of any more I should add, do tell.

You can find some more here.

Let me know if any of the downloads are broken. Sometimes the upload fails and I can’t tell without downloading it and checking, which is a bit difficult to do when you don’t have a premium account for each site you use.

And don’t forget to read the first and second comments!!!

Repost: I might be losing Internet, Cable, electricity in general, water, gas and other necessities of life to, well, not die in the next month or so. If I randomly stop posting stuff, that’s why. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

By the way, you should really, really, really, really stop by the IRC. It’s really beneficial to yourself. I get all these useless downloads on DF that just generate completely useless DF Gold keys for me, day after day after day after day after day after day…

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HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago

Please pick the product you want, I have way too many files to just know what each is ( 400+ GB )

Then reply to this post in some way or another with your product number (or you can link it), when I see the post I’ll respond letting you know whether or not I have it.

For all audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/ckplnsg
For all hypnosis audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/cyxq3qd
For all incest audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/92hkgqn
For all rape audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/ceo6a78 (Note: These are mostly files where the woman rapes the guy, not the other way around. Ones where you rape a girl will be labeled as JUST “陵辱”.)
For all audios that have blowjobs (but not necessarily ONLY blowjobs), check here: http://tinyurl.com/d6ajjjd
For all non-erotic audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/cs7p9dj

“全年齢” means “all ages” and “18禁” means “adults only”.

If you want to look up files by a specific seiyuu, I recommend you go to her website and look for your files there. Lots of DLsite pages do not have the seiyuu’s name written in the descriptions and the English DLSite romanizes it wrong sometimes (example: “Phan Masaki” would be romanized as “Phan Seiki”.)

Note the above links lead to the Japanese DLSite. The English DLSite may have some files NOT listened on those (believe or it not, stuff that’s removed from the Jap site is sometimes forgotten and never removed from the Eng site). Here are all of the same links on the English site:

For all audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/d6rwlgm
For all hypnosis audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/ccdvvv7
For all incest audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/cx34bud
For all rape audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/coce2lk (Note: These are mostly files where the woman rapes the guy, not the other way around. Ones where you rape a girl will be labeled as JUST “rape”.)
For all audios that have blowjobs (but not necessarily ONLY blowjobs), check here: http://tinyurl.com/cdjj7nc
For all non-erotic audios, check here: http://tinyurl.com/c28tqm6
If you like whispers, your best bet is checking out this link (but it’s most definitely NOT all of them): http://tinyurl.com/belbkww

The English site might have some files the Japanese site doesn’t, but the Japanese site still has A LOT more the English site does not have.

BTW, if you use Google translate and it turns a word to “pie(s)”, it means “creampie(s)”. I’m not entirely sure why Google can’t translate that word correctly, I’ve honestly fixed it every time I’ve seen it. I would’ve assumed they’d get the hint by now. (Also, “rori”/”ロリ” is “loli”.)

If you find something you like, try changing the URL from RJ to RE and pressing enter. It might have an English version of the description (which is usually not as long or as informative, but it’s still probably better than a shitty Google translation).

For example, if you like http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/ = /product_id/RJ099154.html, you can change RJ099154 to RE099154 and be redirected to http://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/ = /product_id/RE099154.html.

Just post the link as a reply here (add a space between “=” and “/”, or it’ll become a smiley) and if I have it (or am able to get it), I’ll let you know and upload it as soon as I can listen to and review it!

Please try not to request 2 hour long recordings unless you REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want them. They make listening to multiple things in a single night kind of impossible. If you do request them, try not requesting anything else that week kthx.

Also, keep in mind I will be listening to these and reviewing them. I’ll be looking at the files that interest more earlier than ones that don’t interest me (like, for example, rape). For example, a request for a file by Phan Masaki would get precedence over a request about eating feces (actually, Phan Masaki has a precedent over everything :3). I have a hypnosis fetish, so hypnosis files will also always been listened to first over non-hypnosis files (I like using hypnosis files to get me relaxed and then get revved up – if you get my drift :3 – for regular audio files anyway). If you want any further explanations on my fetishes, don’t hesitate to ask, but you should still pick stuff you’re into (even if it’s something I’m not into, I’ll still listen to it for you). Besides, I may not realize it’s something I like until after I’ve listened to the file itself! I’ve found so many things I never thought would be good until I listened to them for you guys the past month! Also, I prefer files under 60 minutes in length. 30 minutes or less is the best because it allows me to listen to multiple recordings in a single “session”.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Side note: I currently have 40 requests. I’m probably only going to be posting 4 a week, unless someone requests an audio that’s under 15 minutes in length or is non-h.

And keep checking those links above. New audios come out literally EVERY day.

Also, check the request list frequently if you previously requested something. I actually keep a list of all of the audios people requested and when I go to listen to stuff I check and see if any of the numbers come up in an explorer search. I get new recordings almost every day.

Here are the requests I currently have so you don’t re-request them (also, make sure you search the page before requesting something, someone may already have requested it and I haven’t gotten around to editing this post yet. Just search the numbers, not the letters):

RJ044852 – Succubus Legends – Succubus Edition (Length: 01:57:04) Z
RJ048923 – Succubus Legends – Succubus bad end edition (Length: 01:33:07) Z
RJ057422 – Succubus Legends 2 – Inherited Gene (Length: 01:55:08)
RJ061234 – Ejaculation Angel – Ikumi – Tight Foreskin Masturbation (Length: 00:43:42) L
RJ065264 – Ear Cleaning Massage Shop (Hypnosis) (Length: 00:39:08) L
RJ071669 – Hypno Mansion Room 101 (Hypnosis) (Length: 00:57:59) L
RJ075714 – Ear Cleaning Massage Shop 2 (Hypnosis) (Non-erotic) (Length: 00:57:51) L
RJ080977 – 寮母さんの世話焼き淫語~のはずが1×年ぶりのチ○ポについついアヘ顔晒しちゃう!?~ (Length: 00:30:06) L
RJ083117 – Charmy Prisoners (Not sure what the order is for this one) (Length: 00:47:09?)
RJ086383 – Descendant of Kunoichi -Temptation of Creamy Pale Skin- (Length: 01:34:35) Z
RJ090698 – Hypnosis Masturbation – Leave It To Mama (Hypnosis) (Length: 00:32:22) L
RJ090961 – Bitchy Bratty Sadistic Imouto In Charge -Service Edition- (Length: 01:25:09) L
RJ093913 – Coddling Erotica Voice (Ear Cleaning for Big Brother) (Non-erotic) (Length: 00:21:00) L
RJ094335 – Imouto Twin Shares the Pleasure (Length: 01:45:06)
RJ094387 – Bitchy Bratty Sadistic Imouto In Charge -Punishment Edition- (Length: 01:29:25) L
RJ095520 – Avarice Mistress – I Was Utterly Seduced (Length: 02:25:16) Z
RJ097514 – Stereophonic! Big Sister’s Ear Cleaning, Handjob and Sleep Eros (Length: 00:27:21) L
RJ098060 – Ear Cleaning Salon: Eldest Daughter Kana + Middle Daughter Yuna (Non-erotic) (Length: 00:25:27)
RJ098864 – Do-Ero Kiss GoGo Bitch! (Length: 01:43:44) Z
RJ100182 – Learning the Basics with Sex-Hungry Sadist Precocious Imouto – New Beginning (Length: 01:21:57) L
RJ102215 – I Want To Sleep So Soundly With My Imouto (Non-erotic) (Length: 01:15:00) L
RJ103584 – I Want To Sleep So Soundly With My Onesan (Non-erotic) (Length: 01:32:43) L
RJ104238 – Whispers From Elder Sister Sensei -3D Sasayaki Voice- (Length: 01:05:52) L
RJ105354 – Maid Service 01: Young Master and Experienced Maid (Length: 01:13:34)
RJ101944 – Loved by a Yandere Childhood Friend (Length: 00:34:34) Z
RJ107479 – Ear Cleaning Massage Shop – Yamato Nadesico – O Holy Night Xmas Sleep Special (Length: 01:00:55) L
RJ107766 – Service of the Blade Maiden! [R-18] (Length: 01:10:41) L
RJ109117 – Atrocious Netorase Plan: Bondage -> Neglect -> Gangbang Voice and CG Set (Length: 02:32:10)
RJ109198 – Imouto Loves Oniichan Too Much to Let Him Sleep (Length: 00:29:41?)
RJ109606 – Let’s Learn How To Do It From Raunchy Sexpot Sadist Imouto -Hime Hajime Edition- (Length: 01:27:44) Z
RJ109771 – My Girlfriend’s Such A Great Nurse You Can’t Blame Me For Catching A Cold! (Length: 00:27:38) L
RJ109862 – Onechan’s “Slightly Ecchi” Bedtime. (Length: 00:53:33) L
RJ110910 – Further Service of the Blade Maiden! [R-18] (Length: 01:05:27) L
RJ112150 – How To Last Longer – Premature Cure With Brother-Loving Elder Stepsister (Length: 00:56:10)
RJ112411 – Let’s Hear It -Kino Tachibana- (Length: 01:55:03) Z
RJ113003 – Your Liar Girlfriend’s True Feeings (Length: 01:30:25) [sic] Z
RJ113093 – Transform! Hypnosis! Into a Bishoujo By Your Magical Skin (Hypnosis) (Feminization) (Length: 01:17:38) L
RJ113561 – Just the Two of Us Hypnosis – Dry Training Edition (Hypnosis) (Length: 01:29:01) Z
RJ114194 – Whisper House – Kohaku (Length: 01:50:13) L
RJ114714 – Cool Kawaii Deplorable Succubus Ear Cleaning (Length: 01:30:54) Z

L denotes a file I’ve already listened to.
Z denotes a file I’ve added to my Zune so I’ll be listening to it soon, most likely :3

If you don’t see your request here, please reply to this post and let me know!

And don’t forget, if you join HentaiRules’ IRC channel, you can help me decide which audio I’ll listen to!

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

You could also make another post with the Tsukino Jyogi stuff ? Just suggesting ^^

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago

I was gonna wait until your vacation for that :Y

Also, I forgot and now I'm too sick to deal with that.

ggg
ggg
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Wow, man, are you sure that your ears are OK?

It sounds really bad on you, and i haven't heard anyone who got ear infestion before, so fairly worried here.

Take care of your ears man, and get plenty of rests (from earphones and etcs). There are still thousands, ten thousands of erotic audio waiting for you in the future, so don't risk mising out on them, man.

That's aside, great job as always.

DeltaOblivion
DeltaOblivion
10 years ago

Know how you feel. I had that too, but the opposite: I couldn't hear a thing on my left ear. Everything sounded muffled. It took me a month to heal. Hope you heal a lot sooner than that, compadre.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  DeltaOblivion

It's not really the opposite if it's the same ear :V

Tsuki Kanade
Tsuki Kanade
10 years ago

If I may, I do want to have the other JON mimikaki audios. Having those soothing audios just help me zone out after a looong day.

Thanks for delivering, Hurp! I do hope your ear gets better soon. D:

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Tsuki Kanade

Did you also want the first one (with the ero)? Just wanna make sure, dunno how relaxing you find getting jerked off to be.

Tsuki Kanade
Tsuki Kanade
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Yeah, I would actually. The rhythm of the 'shiko shiko's tend to be relaxing (or arousing, depending on my state of mind at the time) so I would welcome it.

After listening to the 3rd one, I do wish there was more of it so I will take more of what they have.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Tsuki Kanade

Well, I don't remember exactly since it's been some time since I've listened to it, but I don't believe it's masturbation instructions :U

Also, what about RJ109862? Just realized it's not mimikaki.

Tsuki Kanade
Tsuki Kanade
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

I just looked at it in DLSite and tried the Trial Version… If you don't mind, toss that in as well. I like how they made use of the stereo to focus on one side or the other.

Many thanks for this, Hurp!

Tsuki Kanade
Tsuki Kanade
10 years ago
Reply to  Tsuki Kanade

Or it could be my headphones being crazy and focusing on one side again….. Tends to happen if I nudge the volume control on the cord.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Tsuki Kanade

Wouldn't be the first time I've heard something like that. Take those Atelier Honey*'s from last time, for instance.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Tsuki Kanade

…Since you requested everything else by JON, there's only one left: RJ061234. Want? Yes/No.

Tsuki Kanade
Tsuki Kanade
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Sorry for the delay in my reply. Yep, please toss that in. Thanks much!

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Tsuki Kanade

Although I don't have it, should I add RJ062363 to your request list? That way I can post it right away assuming I ever get it…

Tsuki Kanade
Tsuki Kanade
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

I just looked it up in DLSite…. I'm now interested in it. Yeah, if you could, add it as well. From the looks of it, I'll be having quite a bit of a great time with my headphones on soon.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Tsuki Kanade

Also, you should lurk the IRC~ It's nice talking to people about audios~

Kuru
Kuru
10 years ago

Thanks for the new audio and hope you get better soon Hurp!

And I know you're sick right now, but if it's not too much trouble I'd like to request a couple of things for when you're feeling better.

RJ113093
RJ106081

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Kuru

I've only got RJ113093. :X

386
386
10 years ago

Wow, sad to hear the unfortunate turn of things, heal up soon!!

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict
10 years ago

Terribly sorry to hear about your ailment. I live for audio, music mostly but also Erotic Hypnosis (in english) and some Audio Hentai mp3s. I truly hope your ear heals and you get your FULL range of hearing back.

What were you doing when your left ear basically exploded? I used to get ear infections a lot, but over time I learned how to take care of them better, the ears and the infections that occur.

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict
10 years ago
Reply to  HentaiAddict

Some tips for those prone to ear infections, like me, based on my own experience:

-Don't stick ANYTHING in your ear canal except for a clean Q-tip (edit: and anything else designed to go in ear canal, like earbuds), and that should be done slow and gentle
-Earbuds – clean the part that goes into the ear canal regularly, with soap and hot water frequently. With Isopropyl alcohol 1x weekly.
-When bathing, clean out ear canal GENTLY with warm (whatever temp you bathe in) soapy water, rinse out, shake water out and allow to air dry.
-If minor infection, gently clean out ear canal with Qtip, and apply antibiotic ointment (like Neosporin) inside ear canal; this keeps it from drying out (and itching like crazy), and prevents infection, fights current infection.
-It's worth repeating; don't stick fingers or foreign objects into ear canal. Only use clean, dry (or clean, ointment covered) Qtip gently in ear canal. And use once then dispose of Qtips…

It's too late for any of these tips to help you now, Hurp, but hopefully when your ear heals they may come in handy.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  HentaiAddict

You're not supposed to put cotton swabs in your ear. Ask any doctor on earth not in Asia. :X

Also, I disinfect my earbuds every time I go to use them.

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

You're almost right… I did have a doctor recommend drying out the ear canal after showers, but he was fucking crackpot and an idiot. The truth is, pretty much every doctor I've ever spoken to about ear health has said basically the same thing; NOTHING should ever go into the ear canal.

But… it's helped my ears stay healthy. So I'll keep it up, as I have been.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  HentaiAddict

He told you to dry out your ear with cotton swabs? All that's doing is pushing the stuff IN more… I mean, sure, some comes out, but the majority is just going in deeper.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
10 years ago

BTW, Hurp, you must have seen doctors, what did they tell you about it ? Real sorry for you :-/

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago

How do you think I got the painkillers? :X

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Bought from a junkie on the street corner, obviously.

No, I mean, in that case, are there things planned for you, like an operation, special medicine ? Is there a forecast for complete healing (or painful death), are you in the dark about what may come next ?

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago

I was given antibiotics. If it works, it works. If it doesn't, it doesn't. It probably won't tho.

RobertDJ
RobertDJ
10 years ago

How the hell do you not feel an active ear infection? When I accidentally scratch the inside of my ear with cue tips then sweat because of headphones, my ear and face swell like mad and I feel it all the way to my teeth.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  RobertDJ

>How the hell do you not feel an active ear infection?
Because I'm not a pussy? I dunno, bro. Is it really that incomprehensible that one person's tolerance for pain is higher than another's?

RobertDJ
RobertDJ
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

An inner ear infection should have caused migraines, loss of hearing, swelling of the neighboring regions, teeth pain and in some cases nausea and loss of balance.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  RobertDJ

I have problems with my teeth, which cause all of those so it's not like I can tell the difference.

Unless you're implying I've had an ear infection for 10 years…

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
10 years ago

Get well soon, medical science is getting better with fixing these problems, but still has a ways to go.

boomer12k
boomer12k
10 years ago

Hurp…hope are doing better….been there done that…had a tongue infection that went back to my left ear….stopped it up….anti-biotics did the trick…hope you get some as well as the pain killers….get well soon!!!!

boomer12k
boomer12k
10 years ago

Also….Bender says he wants more Shota doing neighbor ladies…..personally I think he's a bit sick…but then he's Bender, and it IS HENTAI….so, who am I to judge???

Bender: Hi, I'm Bender. I bend things. And if you don't get more Shota doing more ladies and what not, you can kiss my shiny, metal….

Boomer again….OK, OK, Bender, ease up there. They are good people, chill out….go smoke a cigar and drink some alcohol….Sorry about that folks, you know how he can be….

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  boomer12k

I’m happy that worked out for you, but I don’t think antibiotics can help with that split personality disorder.

boomer12k
boomer12k
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

What split persoanlity disorder????

boomer12k
boomer12k
10 years ago
Reply to  boomer12k

Sorry….PERSONALITY…..late night…time for bed…..

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  boomer12k

ಠ_ಠ

Sin606
Sin606
10 years ago

Feel better soon Herp derp. I don't wanna imagine the pain.

K-nine
K-nine
10 years ago

Get well soon, Hurp.
So you can hear more erotic things (笑)

Fern
Fern
10 years ago

Get better dude!

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict
10 years ago

Requests, if you are up to it. If you're to bad off with your ears hurting, and can't listen to anything on top of that, than I'm not demanding or aything…

None of them have Phan Masaki but look (and hopefully sound) good

These 2 are under 200Mb each, and I want them the most
RJ105354 – Maid Service 01: Young Master and Experienced Maid
RE111974 – Maid Service 02: Groomed Master and Young Virgin Maid

I want these mostly because of my succubus fetish, as well as my Japanese and voice fetishes… but they are both massively large (the smaller one was over 850Mb IIRC) so I don't know if I'll be able to DL successfully
RJ044852 – Succubus Legends – Succubus Edition
RJ057422 – Succubus Legends 2 – Inherited Gene

Plus any Phan Masaki that you happen to have lying around, and haven't made available yet

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  HentaiAddict

RJ111974 is already on HR D:

The rest are all already requested here D:

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

Didn't see
RE111974 – Maid Service 02: Groomed Master and Young Virgin Maid
on the already requested list, which I misinterpreted as a 'what I already have available' list (doh).
So if it's not already requested, than I request. Or if already requested, I second the request

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  HentaiAddict

It's not on the list because I've already POSTED it on this website a month ago.

And it specifically mentions it's a request list and that you don't need to mention them again, so I'm not entirely sure how you misinterpreted it D:

If I were to post a list of what I have, it'd be 28 pages long. It's in excess of 600GB by now.

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

I missed the one that's already posted, because my memory is shit…

I misinterpreted the list because I was multitasking and you can see how well that worked…

And holy platypus poop, 600+ Gb? That's… a lot.

(I'll STFU now)

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  HentaiAddict

That's not even close to the size of my hypnosis folder tho :U

…So, got any requests or not? D:

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

All Phan Misaki. In order of how much I want them, there's

RE076846 – Hypnotic Dream – Futanari Black Hair Mahou Shoujo x Pink Hair Shoujo (what can I say, I'm a futanari fan)
RE051294 – Real vol. 2 (masturbation sounds!)
RE065893 – Guidance office for sex-related problem (the free trial was very sexy)
RE077208 – Kimochi E-koto (also contains music, sounds interesting)
RE073057 – Uninvited!? A Goddess's First Time
RE089851 – Punishment of the Beautiful Phys Ed Nurse

All from the english version of the DLsite, If you've already posted them, I'm sorry that I don't know or remember.

[edit] and these are all around 60 min or less I think… I had one that was 2 hours on the list, but I think I deleted it… my memory is shit these days.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  HentaiAddict

If you want all of her works, you gotta tell me the product numbers. I'm not going through them all for you.

I have RJ077208. It's not really porn. Also got RJ073057.

I might have RJ051294, the file is called "アドリブシリーズ第二弾 リアル2", but…

RJ089851 is already on here. Is it really that hard to just search the product number and see if I posted it already? <_<

HentaiAddict
HentaiAddict
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

When I said 'all Phan Misaki', I meant all the files in my request. I do want ALL, but these kinda stood out to me.

PrinceHeir
PrinceHeir
10 years ago

god damn i fucking miss this site :(

i was able to sort everything now(someons fixing my HDD now) so there's that.

damn i wasted alot by not coming here after graduation :(

sorry to hear about your ear(no pun intended), a similar incident happened to me last year of summer 2012(ironic) except even though i can still hear fine, it's the ear that really pains me off.

it felt like someones pulling my ear to its nearest ends all the way just by touching the tip.

i know it definitely hurts, did your hearing come back?

i hope it do!

and yeah you haven't been on google+ have you :(

oh well it's fine either way!

btw uploaded it's fine for you right? or do you want me to subscribe to depositfiles?

as for Saya no Uta, im sending you the code right now,. sorry for the 1 month delay :(

in any case it's good to be back!!!

PrinceHeir
PrinceHeir
10 years ago

btw is your gmail still active?

it seems your blank in my list for some reason :(

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  PrinceHeir

Considering my Gmail is a website domain I personally own a pay for, it better fucking be. Also, you were supposed to lrn2IRC.

As for the other question, it’s uploaded.net you need to register on. Do it while on one of our download pages.

PrinceHeir
PrinceHeir
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

oh so i just send the code to your regular email?

because when i try to send a message to you the top message becomes "noreply@plus"

this doesn't happen in other recipients other than you :(

okay then i'll send it either way, i just want to make sure you do receive it.

it's there now so tell me if you received it.

yeah sorry about, lots of things happened, but i was able to fix everything, im free for the whole summer now!

oh so when i download on one of your works, i do the registration directly there? okay then!

PrinceHeir
PrinceHeir
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

ehh the message failed to deliver wtf!?!?! :(

so can you just send me your email on my google+ page(im sure you don't want it here) since it's private and only i can see it.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  PrinceHeir

I tried messaging you, but you just signed off :(

PrinceHeir
PrinceHeir
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

did you received it now? :D

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  PrinceHeir

It’s working, but at the same time it isn’t working.

Edit: kthxbrah.

Guy
Guy
10 years ago

Although they make take the sounds from your ear, they'll never take your EROS!!!!…… Get better soon.

Aidid
Aidid
10 years ago

i have one of those big sausage pillows so maybe these 2 would be perfect for that if you dont mind:
RE115652
RE112202

thanks

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Aidid

Sorry, don't have either of those. Also, neither of those are porn, in case you didn't notice.

With that said, each has a porn version (RJ115653 and RJ112203, respectively), and I actually DO have RJ112203. They're the same exact thing, just the porn one has additional porn scenes the non-h version did not. If you really wanted the non-h one, you can always leave out the h-track and just listen to it without the hentai. Let me know if you'd like that instead.

Also got RJ113603/RJ113605 (the porn version), if you want it as well.

Aidid
Aidid
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

yeah thats fine. you are a bro. thanks :)

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Aidid

What about the last thing I said? :V

Aidid
Aidid
10 years ago
Reply to  HurpDurp

yes, i want that too. all the ones that you mentioned. sorry for the miscommunication.

Donte
Donte
10 years ago

Are you alive, Hurp? :o

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Donte

wat

Meioh
Meioh
10 years ago

Which ones do you guys recommend for girls getting raped? Like you're watching an h-anime basically… I like to put that one, some evil music, and have fun with slideshows.

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Meioh

I can’t really recommend any as it’s not what I’m into, sadly. I’m sorry.

Having said that, I think I’ve only posted like one or two of those. Off the top of my head I can only think of the Miko one two posts ago.

Manakare
Manakare
10 years ago

Wow, this is the first time I've come across this website. As a fan of doujin voice, it's an amazing site you got here. I'm sorry to hear such bad news though, I hope your ear is recovering.
If you still accept requests, I would like to request these three
RJ117475
RJ114887
RJ114714

First two are non-h and yes, I do have a fetish for mimikaki (´∀`)

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Manakare

Finally back on my PC~

Only one I've got is RJ114714. I have RJ106658 if that helps. It seems to be related to the first one you requested. Also got RJ093317 and RJ106657 (from the same circle for the second one you requested).

Donte
Donte
10 years ago

tfw no aural ecstasy 17… ;_;

HurpDurp
HurpDurp
10 years ago
Reply to  Donte

Soon.™

Descriptions might be wrong since the usual guy I ask for help to explain something I really don't understand has been dead for awhile.