I guess nearly everyone had guessed, but here is the official confirmation. My release of A Straight Line To Love chapter 2 was a prank for April’s first. Blame the Earth for not being flat if you all didn’t see it published on April first.
I deleted the original dialogues and wrote new ones in the speech bubbles, doing my
best worst at writing those new dialogues, hoping they’d be fun in their own way, and using abominable but not immediately unconvincing editing.
The editing was easy (easy to do “decent crap”, yeah, it’s the really good stuff that’s hard), but writing the story took longer than I had thought, I wondered if I should take inspiration from the real English version (that’s for the “manko no jutsu”, I laughed at that one, even though I know it’s pitiful to laugh at your own jokes ^^;;), or invent horribly rude crap, or use l33t geek stuff… I ended with the version you’ve had, and I’m glad I didn’t read many complaints about it ^^
If you wonder, there IS a real english version coming up, just a bit more patience, I have commissioned the chapters 2 and 3, I’ll have to commission the 4th chapter since it’s been published, and #2 is drawing close
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