Would you be interested in a hentai dialogue contest ? Your opinion is welcome :)
Hello there !
I’ve had this thought on my mind for a while now, to propose another kind of hentai contest. Not relying on one’s Photoshop skills to do crazy “decensoring” on an image (as in the previous censorship contests : #1, #2, #3, #4).
Nah.
Relying on your imagination, simply
Here’s how :
– I would publish (as a blog post) an image in which the dialogues have been removed
– You would have to think of the funniest dialogue to place in the speech bubble(s)
– And you’d write a comment below the image, with your dialogue proposition
Just that.
But it better be funny
And even if you aren’t chosen as the winner, since everybody can read the submissions (they’re simply comments), it’s got to please someone at some point.
What do you think of it, everyone, do you like the idea ?
I thought of this image, for instance, do you feel that kind of image could have enough potential ? Do you think that’s a good idea ?
(click here to embiggen the image)
Nice idea …:)
I suggest this, the Bunga Bunga Style!
http://oi59.tinypic.com/29egfo8.jpg
"My family doesn't need weak women! If you wish to marry my brother, you will have to defeat me in single combat while wearing lingrie. This tradition has been passed down in my family from generation to generation. Face me if you dare."
"I want you to paint me an awesome background, red, but blue, like da vinci, but cheap. Do it with your own hands in 2 hours. I don't care if you dont sleep or eat, just get it done. I know, i know, i'm an ass."
Are you sure that this is enought? I'm still thinking that i'm wearing too much clothes.
Hey there "Kuro me" nice to meet you, I'm you from a near future.
I came back just to teach you the wonders of the hentai world.
what hentai is this from?
Kisei Juui Suzune
http://puu.sh/888wK/d9681b4777.jpg
sorry about that :3
"All right! That's enough. I give up!"
"You are not a transvestite."
WTF, 198 pages and my face has yet to be seen…
"Do thongs make your asshole feel secure too??"
"Or is that just me?"
That would be sexy lingerie… but doesn’t quite go with the schlong.
Bitch, I'm the Queen on this chess board!
"I went to the Donkey Store, but they ran out of ASS."
I would totally be interested in a dialogue contest!
as for the above pic…
Top word balloon: Ok, you really are a futanari
Lower word ballon: (in much smaller text) Just microscopically endowed
Yes, I truly am futanari obsessed
http://fr.tinypic.com/r/6p0sgx/8
nice manga anyway ! I like this drawer very much !
"What's the matter sweetie? Didn't think your Daddy could make this look work?"
"You do, and that's terrifying by itself, but mostly I just realized that lingerie is from MY 'special occasions' secret stash."
"By God, you're right! This thong has indeed made me a giant!"
"You there! MORTAL! Quickly, butter my buns or GTFO!"
…Alternatively…
"Well, I like the underwear, but does this thing in front really need to rotate like that? The techno-pop music and laser lights it emits are a little off putting as well…"
…Alternatively…
"I'm an ass-piring musical artist. Let me play you a thong, it's from the album 'Fanny-ng the flames of our desire.'…go on, you know you want to 'crack' a smile. ;D"
…Alternatively…
"I told you, right? Like a FOREST. Those punks will never think to look in here."
…Alternatively…
"Pooping in two toilets at once is no longer a fool's dream! Thanks, sex industry!"
…Alternatively…
"Listen to this; when I pootle, it vibrates and plays 'baby got back.'"
…Alternatively…
"I told you; that single leg reduction surgery was a bad choice."
…Alternatively…
"But wait, there's more! Call within the next 5 minutes to receive dese FABULOUS HIPS! Only59.95mustpayshippingandhandlingifsealisbrokenpleasereturntostoremaycausecancerandabigol'penis."
But really, the best dialogue is made in the context of a full story. This is a preliminary for a full dialogue replacement project, right? 'Cuz I'd be way into that.
Oh, maybe have the manga be rewritten one page at a time with a different user writing each panel of dialogue! It'll be like that "collaborative story" game, only with more sex. Maybe you can pick the best of each panel submission for story use, or maybe there could be some other wacky rules, who knows! Don't know if you can tell, but I'm a little excited for a full project. Pretty please.
Man, find me a way this could be done without eating away TONS of oh-so- rare spare time, and I'll think about it
Well, I'd probably pick a short manga (~20 pages) and post a link in the description of a new topic. I'd have everyone post dialogue in a sequential fashion so that each comment would count as one speech bubble. Then I'd just take the dialogue posted, sort through any possible doubles (maybe have each commenter post the page number and bubble number so it's easier to keep track of submissions), and write it on the manga.
The idea is to simulate the collaborative story game I mentioned earlier by having the submissions start at the beginning and move through the manga in order of appearing dialogue bubbles. With this method, few submissions would need to be judged by you, the operation would finish in a week maximum, and the story could flow without breaks in submissions.
This is just how I'd personally do it. I could also see myself eventually using longer mangas once people got the feel for how the project would flow.
"Oh good, you're here. Could you be a dear and answer me honestly? Do you think my new lingerie would be enough to make men cum on first sight?"