I never liked Steve Jobs (he was and remains adulated, and yet what good did he bring ? His greatest achievement has been to be the hyperbest at finding the ways to make people addicted to buying more and more technological stuff, replacing working stuff with even newer models, increasing more than ever before their environmental footprint, as if there were no tomorrow and we lived in a word with infinite resources). He detested the idea his gadgets could be used for porn.
So guess what ? Here’s the gadget to pornify your tablet. TAKE THAT STEVE JOBS !
I saw the first pics five days ago, and during 2 days I believed it was a total hoax. A good one. But a hoax.
Turns out I was wrong : it exists, lol ^______^
(the name’s the Fleshlight Launchpad. You attach it to an ipad, place a fleshlight, and, well, I beg you don’t ask me draw you a picture.)
I wonder, what will be the next technological gadget that will be ridiculously hilarious, and that I won’t have seen coming at all ? ^^ Maybe one of those Japanese electrically-powered super-tengas, that could also be coupled with a tablet… or, hey, that could be synchronzized with a 4K screen, with a program managing video effects matching the impacts on the tenga device…. Brrr, now, this is making me shudder…
PS : imagine, in a few years, combined with an Oculus Rift… Oh wait, that won’t happen, OR has been bought by Facebook, a company also applying an anti-porn moralfag policy. Bummer