SATAN, GUIDE MY COCK !!! – Aka, Hentai quotes, reloaded ! :D

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By Oliver (AKA the Admin) on 17 comments
in Categories: Just Talking

I had a picture with crazy hilarious hentai quotes. But… I didn’t imagine there would be so many updates to this document…

Today, I was contacted by a nice guy called Dasvaun, with a new version of these hentai quotes. Thank you for the picture, man ^_^

Let’s play a game, I dare you to identify as many as possible of these quotes :twisted:

The image (click to enlarge) :

Oh god :D

I’ll give the depositfiles keys I can to the people providing the most numerous (not given yet) answers :)

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MHM
MHM
9 years ago

Wonder what the aliens would think or say if THIS is so-to-say, intercepted by them?

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
9 years ago
Reply to  MHM

They don't know of it. Cause if they knew, they would have already turned Earth into antimatter or a black hole.

Oliver AKA The Admin
Admin
9 years ago

Allright, i'll start, I recognize only two ^^
– the long and hard megacocks is from Panty http://www.hentairules.net/2014/12/31/panty-engli
– the "thrusting into my brain" comes from KampFuck http://www.hentairules.net/2010/07/15/kampfer-hen

Dasvaun
Dasvaun
9 years ago

Thanks for posting. I had no idea something like this even existed before I found it.

The ever classic " Satan, guide my cock" is by Locke (An artist who I have NO idea if they even still exist) http://g.e-hentai.org/s/d74aceef93/191949-17

Thats honestly the only one I know for now.

loplop
9 years ago

I see that Food Network Hentai is still appreciated all these years later . . ."Who Would Frost a Cake With Their Butt?"

Kurzwaltz Messer
Kurzwaltz Messer
9 years ago
Reply to  loplop

Wasn't that a rewrite?

loplop
9 years ago

Yes, it was. But it's one of those rewrites that was much better than the originial material.

meerkatdance
meerkatdance
9 years ago

"Humans can make cows pregnant?!" and "Whenever mom was at work I had sex with the cow" are from Taropun's "Milk Party"
"We'll show you the power of our bonds…" is from Midoh Tsukasa's "You-Doku"
"But I'll take your virginity mom" is from "Saimin Jutsu"

meerkatdance
meerkatdance
9 years ago
Reply to  meerkatdance

"As expected of country grown vegetables" from Takemura Sesshu's "Asu Hi Daradara"

ParacetJunkie
ParacetJunkie
9 years ago

Let's see what I can find… this is a tough task you've given us, though!

"Be honest with me. I bet you have a cat tail butt plug laying around here somewhere, don't you?" is from "Becoming Your Kitty Cat" by Napata, from this tank: http://www.hentairules.net/2013/11/30/lovely-love

Still doing some "research" to find some of the others!

ParacetJunkie
ParacetJunkie
9 years ago
Reply to  ParacetJunkie

"Oh crap… I've been sucking myself off so hard I forgot I needed to pee…" is from "Futachu" by Orimoto Mimana, http://www.hentairules.net/2009/03/07/futachu-eng

ParacetJunkie
ParacetJunkie
9 years ago
Reply to  ParacetJunkie

Apparently, "I came with the force of a thousand suns." is a quote from "Taking Shelter From the Rain" by Boku, but since I haven't read the work myself I'll not claim it to be ultimate truth (I hear he does some loli stuff so I stayed away).

Alastor
Alastor
9 years ago

"I've ejaculated half my organs, after all."

The font more than anything gives it away. It's from Fate/Stay Night. Particuarly, the dream sequence in Heaven's Feel when Shirou is having sex with Rin.

Skå Vi Älska?
Skå Vi Älska?
9 years ago

Nice one Oliver, I needed something for the next anime convention quiz I come up with…

Tonyorobsky
Tonyorobsky
9 years ago

Damn, those quotes were so… Just so… It's like going to the zoo for the first time, just that instead of animals, there are quotes. Many of them were so weird/terrible they gave me cancer and I gave up reading the rest of them before mentaly preparing myself. I also think I won't identify more than 10% of them.

hbomatt
hbomatt
9 years ago

I’m gonna get pregnant from my ass.

How can you get pregnant from the ass? She’s a magical girl, she can do anything.

And the epic final, a picture of kyubei saying, “humans breed from their poop holes.”

No clue what it is but please somebody tell me. My life will never be complete without it.

Ryu
Ryu
8 years ago

"Satan guide my cock" is a quote from the hentai short story "Happy Birthday Brother"