Sei no Daishikyou to Koware Yasui Otome [atrocious English, Uncensored] + Bonuses, an hentai doujinshi parodying the Goblin Slayer series followed by a series of CG pictures, by Ginhaha
–Update: good news, if you want there is now a version in PROPER English.
It doesn’t contain the full-colour CG image sets and animations, but, damn, it’s good not to want to die because you read something awful
That said, in my eyes, the English was so bad, here, that it’s a kind of thing to experience once in a lifetime, it’s a unique form of fun, so I’m not deleting this post, read it at your own risk!
I’m having a purely sadistic pleasure here. When you read this doujinshi, your eyes are going to bleed. Your brain will want to melt and seep through your nostrils. You may want to prepare yourselves to resist the urge to punch through your screen.
You see, the English is a – tro – cious.
Abominable.
Horrible.
A fine piece of shit, lol
And yet, the drawings are fucking good, it’s a Goblin Slayer doujinshi, a series that’s been gaining lots of traction recently even though I never bothered (yet) to try to read or watch it. Here, it’s focused on a blindfolded religious (?) woman, with a sweet voluptuous body, having great sex.
After this, there is a series of CG pictures plus a few animated shots. They’re censored (a lot) but they still have a certain charm, and come as a welcome bonus, I guess, if you liked the woman in the grayscale doujinshi part
A side note, there were six gifs as I found the pack, but I took the liberty to convert them into mp4 animations (with the website EzGif). The difference: very slightly warmer colours (a faint shift)… and it reduced the total size by 53 MB in the process, six files gone from 58 MB to 5 MB
Well, there you have it. Atrocious cancer-grade criminally bad English, but very good art, and now I’ll leave you to trying to gouge out your eyeballs with a rusty grapefruit spoon
Oh, yeah, also: the artist has a Patreon, under the ぎんハハ / Ginhaha names, and check his Pixiv for more lewds
And now, the download & gallery links
Open the Complete Pictures Gallery
There’s the case of the 6 gifs that I converted to MP4, I simply have no idea how to integrate them as a gallery, so here are their direct links: #1, #2, #3, #4, #5, #6
Download the Free Hentai Manga in a Zip file
(25 MB, 45 files, English)
Or you can also use the Alternative:
Zip Mirror #1 – or – Zip Mirror #2
Perhaps one day this will be delivered from the ravages of “Engrish”.
One can always hope, of course.
But… still… this time I wouldn’t *replace* the previous version, I would simply add this as an alternative.
In itself, this horrible, abominable version is something special and worth it. You know, like when you’ve sailed past the borders of shock and horror, you reach the shores of bathos humour?
This first came out in Engrish … it was eventually rescued; IIRC, the Engrish version is no longer on Hentai Rules:
https://www.hentairules.net/2015/05/23/pure-bitch-club-english-by-sugaishi/
For me, the “best” will eternally be Chiteki Koukishin, its original “translation” was out of this world, huhu.
… No thanks, I think I’ll stick with the raw and hope someone comes along and gives this a proper translation. Fuck all shitty “translators” for defiling our eyes with their abominations.
A better English version has come out, I’m sharing it this evening, just so you know or in case you can’t wait ^^
Well, that’s a huge relief. Thanks for informing me.
This is the title: Sei no Daishikyou to Koware Yasui Otome. The artist is from Taiwan and was originally written in Chinese.
Duly noted, and update following, thank you
Hi Oliver, it’s me, the MC Gakuen omnibussing guy :3
Just to let you know this: if you haven’t *watched* the anime version of Goblin Slayer, do yourself a favor. Go for the manga. If you feel like you’re in a book mood, you can even go for the light novel version of course, but here we’re in manga realm, so… I have read all of GS that’s come out in manga so far and it’s way superior to the anime because, shortcuts etc.
I noticed that you do look at the likelihood of behaviors and practical approaches in the story you put up here, so here’s one thing: Goblin Slayer is *very* practical-oriented. Everything in it makes sense, even if sometimes in a wicked and nasty way. Definitely worth your attention!
I may give it a shot, I’ll see, thanks Omnibus-san huhu ^^;;
Man. English was so bad that it got me wandering to whom my base belongs…
The woman is Sword Maiden, who is a former Gold-ranked adventurer and distinguished servant of the Supreme god, who was one of a group of adventurers who defeated a resurrected demon lord 10 years ago. She currently serves as the archbishop of the Temple of Law of the supreme god in Water Town. At this moment, she has yet to appear in the anime.
Goblin Slayer is highly recommended in all of its forms. It is dark fantasy, showing the dark side of Fantasy RPG worlds. In this world, adventurers are ranked, with the top 3 levels being platinum, gold and silver.
Sure, the English causes eye cancer, but as the Priestess says:
no
I think I saw this a few years ago. Which is kinda weird seeing that Goblin Slayer is still recent(in Manga and Light Novel).
Maybe you’re confusing Sword Maiden with 2B, who also wears a blindfold over her face and has light-colored hair (white rather than blonde).
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All link to download have expired😭