Himitsukichi (“Secret Base”) [English], by Sugi G

Late to the party but why not? As I’ve said before, to me, MILF can be one of two things: Mother I’d Like to Fuck and also a Ma’am I’d Like to Fuck, with the Mother being required to be a Ma’am, but the Ma’am not being required to be a Mother.

The reason is simple: I’ve known enough doctors who’ve delivered babies from 11 and 12-year olds at our local public hospital…and then treating them weeks later for vaginal bleeding because they didn’t wait 6 weeks before sex, and they’re pregnant again.

These young ladies are mothers by definition. Clearly someone wants to fuck them at that young age (hopefully in a near age range). In no way on Earth should these children qualify as MILFS for anyone. The “eeew, Real World” issue is disturbing as hell, but, alas is just that: Real. On a more comfortable level, an 18 year old gives birth at a time indicating she was impregnated after becoming a member of the voting public and a legal adult. She’s still NOT a MILF.

To me, the most important factor of a MILF is that she MUST be a Ma’am, someone you would automatically say “Ma’am” to in addressing her without hesitation. For me, this usually starts on women after they’re 25, in their late 20s, and usually then goes through into at least their early to mid-forties (or beyond, as the case might be). But late 20s to early/mid forties is PRIME MILF Time. She can be sexy as hell, cute as can be, but she MUST have left girlhood behind. I’ve know legal lolis, and big-boobed legal lolis, even the odd legal loli who is an actual mother. In hentai anime and manga, to me these are not MILFs, but just a lolicon dodge, despite the fact that there really are ladies like that.

Now, I use this classification because it makes it easy to classify women into a general category, as opposed to having to only use sub-classifications. For example, I can say that a character is a MILF, then classify her as a mother and housewife, a nurse, a teacher, a secretary or OL, etc.

Take this manga: We know one, at least is married, and both of these women have left girlhood behind. Around 30? Maybe. But they could still be in their 20s, or as old as 35, IMHO. Mostly basing this on the gal wearing short-shorts, something rarely seen on women in their 30s. Now we have no mention of them being mothers…but we have nothing to indicate that they’re no mothers, now do we? And we see that a lot, where there’s no mention of children resulting in assuming, which can lead to incorrect conclusions.

Which is why I prefer Ma’am I’d Like to Fuck. It covers all the bases of the level of maturity needed for MILF status, and is an age when if we were back 100 years ago, everyone would, almost always correctly, conclude that they are mothers by the age they have reached.

So, that’s my way of thinking, as it means I can classify at a glance or 2, and don’t need a microscope of magnifying glass to figure out if the woman is a MILF. If she looks like a MILF, she’s a MILF.