Do you want to support Hentairules? (Please, I need money T__T )

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By Oliver (AKA the Admin) on 25 comments
in Categories: Just Talking

Okay, time to spit it out, finances have been a bit bad IRL for me, my work isn’t earning as much as it used to, and plenty of annoying stuff with my family prevented me from seeking new sources of income.

I now find myself struggling with paying the monthly fees for the dedicated server on which I’m hosting Hentairules, the blog and its pictures galleries. It’s no small fee, damnit. I need money.

I first thought I would ask for donations, but Paypal is likely to ban my ass in ten minutes tops, and I felt that was morally wrong, after all it’s not like I translate stuff myself, at best I commission it or retouch it to improve the images, the rest of the time I’m just a middle man, a picky curator unable to write small summaries :D

And so, I found a better solution.

I’m opening an Onlyfans.

Starting tomorrow, I’ll publish the URL to my Onlyfans on hentairules in a new post (I’m still finishing putting up the final touches, to start with a good amount of contents on day 1), and you’re all more than welcome to sub, and/or to share the link with everyone on the internet, I will count on you.

Not to boast, but I may be slightly overweight, I workout 3 to 4 times a week to simply manage to continue with my love for beer and good food without going totally overweight. It shows. I’m certain there’s a good number of women and men who wouldn’t detest the sight of a small daddy belly with muscles on the sides, right?

Wish me good luck in my new career! :)

EDIT: on second thought, no. I’ll workout for one more year and come back a lot more ripped.

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Roninsnake
Roninsnake
3 years ago

first time commenting
I look forward to it

Sawana
Sawana
3 years ago

Is there any other way to support you apart the only fan?

Roninsnake
Roninsnake
3 years ago
Reply to  Sawana

if you live in europe look at the calendar

Sawana
Sawana
3 years ago
Reply to  Roninsnake

ok you got me goood! Anyway ready to help anytime XD

Lynod
Lynod
3 years ago

I was worried about you for a moment. You are a genuinely nice guy and seeing you in trouble hit me in the gut.

And then I looked at the date.

MHM
MHM
3 years ago

Considering the *koff-koff* “Date” of this post, I’ll wait a little bit and see, all right?

miyagisan
miyagisan
3 years ago

Lest hope there is a tier with ahegao face for not less than 1000$ bucks

Il_Nero
Il_Nero
3 years ago

If, and it is a big “if”, it is not an April Fool you’ll have my money.
But, and it is a big “but”, it it is you’ll have to watch that “but” of yours… :D

Alain Fords
Alain Fords
3 years ago

I’ve been a longtime visitor of Hentairules.net and I definitely don’t want to lose this site! Although finance is a little bit tight for me, I do have jewelries I recently inherited. I will sell them and contribute!

loplop
loplop
3 years ago

I get the joke after checking a couple of things, but since it’s still 3/31 here, I was like Oh Shit! One of the better ones Ive seen over the years.

Garm
Garm
3 years ago

If it wasn’t “that” day, then I would start to worry.

Anony-mouse
Anony-mouse
3 years ago

You got me, dammit.

Noctis
Noctis
3 years ago

LOL nice one, always original ways to make me laugh on this day every year! Have a good one Oli! ;D

Alex
Alex
3 years ago

He had us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie ^^

Alex
Alex
3 years ago

He has us in the first half, I’m not gonna lie :D

PrinceHeir
PrinceHeir
3 years ago

That almost gave me a heart attack XD

I think there were time were onlyFans were used on something else other than porn (very rare).

I had to check the date because I knew something is up :P

Now time to get back to “reading” some more works!

oldbrokenhands
oldbrokenhands
3 years ago

I just had an unpleasant thought pop in my head of Oliver; covered in baby oil, wearing only black snakeskin boots, and lying on a white bearskin rug.

Oliver, you probably could’ve picked a better profile pic for OnlyFans, just saying.

Commentus Anonymous
Commentus Anonymous
3 years ago

It is inevitable to miss some things sometimes.
For me it’s the existence of Onlyfans.
To think i learn of a place like that through a 1st April post…
Ignorance IS bliss as much as Beer is food

Pavlov
Pavlov
3 years ago

I’m reading the post, I’m rallying, thinking about my finances, rebudgeting, hey it’s cool, thinking of an amount. Then I read the 2nd-to-last paragraph, thinking, “WTF?” Hit the last line and I finally get it.

GG, Oliver, GG.

24kk
24kk
3 years ago

u r girl or guy? O_o ….. u gt any cryto acc, i oni gt USDT trc20 type….

sancho
sancho
3 years ago

man, i feel sad when i read the title but i think i remembered april’s fool (thats not a thing on my country heh)

ChRiAn
ChRiAn
3 years ago

Not sure if real deseration or Apirl fools. And THAT is kinda sad in itself.

Vlado
Vlado
3 years ago

I can send my “pack” so you have “guests” in your only fans 😉

General Hentai
General Hentai
3 years ago

Started reading, thinking, oh no! Then, as the post turned, realized the date.

Thanks for the laugh!

Happy Fapper
Happy Fapper
3 years ago

You, sir, are a scholar and a Gentleman, and dammit if you didn’t get me with the last paragraph xD First time commenting, but been a fan of yours for close to a decade now. Please please please keep up the great work, and your posts are hillarious and informative. You(r persona) embodies everything that makes Hentai such a lovely artform, and humor is essential.

Thank you for making me smile,

A dedicated fan