I just discovered something truly stupid
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Hey guys. I discovered something so stupid I had to share 
Yesterday evening, I fell asleep on my couch and, to my surprise, woke up with a sprained ankle. There weren’t any signs at all, I didn’t hurt myself earlier, however I did fall asleep with the legs dangling outside of the couch and my foot in a super weird position. Painful ankle, apparently swollen, yep: fuck me.
Still, I wanted to confirm, not just subjectively, but objectively, that it had swollen. I had something to compare it to: last summer I got a fine-ass fully sprained ankle, with a nearly entirely torn tendon, and the swelling was something else entirely, that left no room for doubt. So, maybe, might I be just imagining things, and turning a small pointless boo-boo into something it wasn’t?
Photo time. Time to compare.
Calling on the spirit of Tarantino, I snapped a series of photos of my feet.
And that’s where I made my stupid discovery.
There’s the “perfect” framing, in which your foot resembles anything… anything except a human foot. It resembles something a poorly trained AI could vomit for a background NPC ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
Try it at home: take a horizontal pic of your naked feet, the upper border of the photo starting ten centimeters above your ankle, and the lower border of the photo starting two centimeters above (not below, they mustn’t be visible) your toes.
Alien feet. That was spooky to discover 
And now, I have successfully wasted two minutes of your precious time, hehe. Godspeed, my fellow hentaiers ^_^
AHHHH! Was expecting some feet pics!
I do secretly hope people are going to start shooting pics of their feet, and then feel weird about it.
But, no, I am not going to doxx myself like that. What if I’m identified from my feet, some day?
I admit I don’t follow every post you’ve ever done under the heading: “Just Talking”. But I had to say something about this one:
I recently had problems with a patellar tendon tear. Kneeling on that knee was like a knife into my flesh, I still cringe. The doctor had lots of good advice but things really turned around when I realized that the damage was happening during the night while I slept. Started wearing a special sleeve on my knee each night, it healed up in a couple weeks.
Sorry, no feet pics.
There may be something about wounding oneself in our sleep. In my case, it didn’t help my legs weren’t resting on the couch but were overextending, with my foot in a weird position as I was told afterwards.
Third night I’ll be sleeping with a splint, it does wonders, indeed like the sleeve you mention, even for the quality of sleep, no fear to accidentally put weight on a sensible part in a wrong position. I’ll remember the info you gave, in case it may help in the future, who knows ^^
Old age will be the death of me.
I’d take a pic of my feet, but my belly keeps getting in the way.
Straight legs. Bend 90 degrees down, torso horizontal. Extend arms. Dude, there’s no way your belly would get in the way
90 degrees? i wish I was that flexible. I’m 42.5 on a good day.