Let it be known this isn’t a bait for feet pic.
Hey guys. I discovered something so stupid I had to share
Yesterday evening, I fell asleep on my couch and, to my surprise, woke up with a sprained ankle. There weren’t any signs at all, I didn’t hurt myself earlier, however I did fall asleep with the legs dangling outside of the couch and my foot in a super weird position. Painful ankle, apparently swollen, yep: fuck me.
Still, I wanted to confirm, not just subjectively, but objectively, that it had swollen. I had something to compare it to: last summer I got a fine-ass fully sprained ankle, with a nearly entirely torn tendon, and the swelling was something else entirely, that left no room for doubt. So, maybe, might I be just imagining things, and turning a small pointless boo-boo into something it wasn’t?
Photo time. Time to compare.
Calling on the spirit of Tarantino, I snapped a series of photos of my feet.
And that’s where I made my stupid discovery.
There’s the “perfect” framing, in which your foot resembles anything… anything except a human foot. It resembles something a poorly trained AI could vomit for a background NPC ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌
Try it at home: take a horizontal pic of your naked feet, the upper border of the photo starting ten centimeters above your ankle, and the lower border of the photo starting two centimeters above (not below, they mustn’t be visible) your toes.
Alien feet. That was spooky to discover
And now, I have successfully wasted two minutes of your precious time, hehe. Godspeed, my fellow hentaiers ^_^