I kinda wish I could travel back in time to speak to the 1997 version of myself who had just started downloading hentai, and tell him “you’ll be aroused by female squids, female battleships, by the reincarnated king Arthur, by some boys who became women, and on the occasion you’ll find a woman with a dick can be sexy.” Just to see his face. It would have been priceless.
Back to the present: two characters from the Octo Expansion, Splatoon 2’s DLC, have quality consensual sex. That’s all I understood frankly, and it was SUPER weird, with Marina as the female star, a tanned girl (inkling? Female squid?) with cute glasses, dark skin and a nice ass. Why not enjoy it, and I imagine the splatoon players will have an even finer time reading it ^^
I’ve always found it frustrating, I can’t play Splatoon with others. Everybody’s fine playing it, while me, let me with the joy-cons in hand during more than five minutes, and I have unbearable wrist pains, gyroscoping aiming simply doesn’t work with me
Thanks to Axalon, MrWayne, Time, Fog, Progste and CellTF!
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